Taking a cold shower when you're hot will never be as good as taking a hot Shower when you're cold

Weather be like: its gonna be dry all Day except for the 5 Hours where you want to be outside at the Festival where the Air will be replaced withWater

Last Time i was this drunk was during Eurofurence

Lads what's the i really like Woman but holy Shit that Guy is hot Sexuality

Europeans don't even recognise good Music when its served to them in a big Glass Jug with whipped Cream and a Cherry on top

AYE WHOA, HOLD ON and watch your tongue. If you don't touch those bad boys then allow me. Them's some prized booba being offered.

I love Catan man

What do you mean Track 106 Trier only has 2 Platforms??????

You can always tell if a Serval is wild or captive based solely on if they look like a happy Kitten or locked in

Do People actually use Sponges? I thought they are a gimmick Item?

We got a Train with a funny Number in the Yard, 111 111-1

The best thing about being an Adult is that noone can tell me to chop my Mushrooms thinner

"Popular with Friends" and its just gay Furry Porn

I genuinely don't understand how AI is supposed to make my life better

Ich bin Lynxextrem

This Serval voted Linke cause they're kinky

I would like to apologise to Yougov, i wasn't familiar with you Game

Geht wählen

Wer wohl dieser „Mertz“ ist, gegen den derzeit Bots laufend mit richtig schlechtem Text schießen? Das wird doch kein Transkriptionsfehler des kyrillischen Ц in „Фридрих Мерц“ sein?

I can only communicate with Serval Pictures now my Brain is so cooked

Gesellenbrief alter nie wieder Azubi

Being a Physicist must be funny as hell, you sepnd Months researching something only you and two Friends even know exist and when it doesn't work you make up a theoretical Answer while figuring out how your findings benefits us is someone elses Problem

The Serval is concerned you might not have loved yourself enough today

I'm a big fan of Cats with comically sized Ears

Go away

*Epic Guitar Solo*

This is what a Dealer looks like

There's a leabian Raccoon on my Timeline

In my Headcanon Discovereys Elon Musk Reference wasn't a badly aged Joke but meant as an Insult

I might have a slight obsession

Ever App can show me Images without saving them on my Phone, except WhatsApp, why is it so impossible for WhatsApp to just show me the fucking Image without wasting Space on my Phone, are they stupid?

Serval png

Do you want to take Ibuprofen together? If not i will take it alone i feel awful

Vincent choose a particularly bad Position to sleep in

Jetzt ist übrigens der ganz falsche Zeitpunkt sich mit anderen Linken zu streiten, eine geeinte Front gegen die Faschisten zu ist jetzt oberste Priorität

7% wirklich alter was haluzinieren die im Vorstand??????? Machen die in Berlin irgend was ins Wasser???????????

They are that bad and they will get worse the more you tell yourself they aren't

It was a nazi salute; no debate. We won't let fascists gaslight us or convince us we're overreacting. That's how they win. We must stand united against hate and division; keep the focus on what is important: policies, votes in parliaments, action. We won't be distracted, we will resist together.

"Bots are awful!" All Bots?

The AI Bubble collapsing actually gives me Hope for the Future

Need sloppy makeout with a cute Lynx Girl

Did you ever have a sad Moment where you realised that you don't have someone you feel comfortable going to when you're down to the Point of sobbing