You can't even have a strong and effective military anymore. Because of anti-woke.

*eats pizza that is too hot and burns the roof of my mouth* I'm such a papa-bear-pilled too-hot-porridge-maxxer

"Toby Fox will be voicing one of the main characters in the Vivziepop Homestuck animated series" You awake with a start. It is the year 1815. You are Napolean and the Battle of Waterloo will begin soon. You must defeat the Seventh Coalition. The future cannot come to pass.

on this day in history nothing happened

Me: *uses a credit card* The 5 credit monitoring services that I get for free after class action lawsuits: Holy SHIT did you know your credit score changed???

Imagine punching a dude in the face and then going "We aren't fighting, I want us to find a peaceful way to resolve this but if you punch me back there will be hell to pay". Unreal behavior by the US.

I would lie and say I'd never die fighting side by side with Californians but let's be honest that's always how it was gonna end for the west coast

It's official: Despite broad bipartisan support for Job Corps, the centers operated by contractors (about 80%) are being shuttered by June 30. That leaves 24 centers that are part of the Civilian Conservation Corps and operated by @altusfs.altgov.info.

You think you you know the full extent of their cruelty and then they do shit like close Job Corps.

You can't even have European popes anymore........ because of woke.......

Feels like shit I just learned that emails support comments.

Oh come on Dishwalla, that child absolutely did not ask this.

Spent hours debugging something and it was just a race condition. It's so over.

The extension was taken down by Microsoft but you should still be aware because potentially you or someone you know downloaded it without realizing.

My favorite part of writing emails is getting to see my signature. It reminds me that I am a real adult with a real job that has to write emails for work.

PSA: There is crypto miner malware pretending to be @evaera.bsky.social's Rojo extension on the VSCode market. It's only a few days old, so you probably don't have it downloaded but be mindful. The legitimate one is "evaera.vscode-rojo". The malicious one is "evaera-rbx.vscode-rojo-rbx". Link below

turns out the United States was an incredible moneymaking engine that ran on wokeness

I'm not a finance guy is it a good sign when r/stocks has a suicide hotline post reach the popular section on reddit

Call me crazy but maybe exactly recreating Twitter pre-Musk is not what we should aspire towards with Bluesky. The peace and quiet it had (and still has) is great but political accounts are still omnipresent and it's really frustrating lol

LeBron James reportedly forgot to sweep out the walk-in freezer before a corporate walk. Here's why it will have zero impact on his legacy.

Ah fuck I can't believe Roblox's done this. They added a new Security type.

Chuck Schumer and anyone else that votes for this shit has gotta go. Even it's strategically not enough to succeed, they need to be removed. We don't have the time for would-be collaborators right now. Things are a bit too urgent.

Feeling very represented tonight by the Democrats who have decided to keel over and become collaborators.

Years of multithreading yet no use found for atomic orderings beyond relaxed and acquire-release.

Looking to repair something with a minor problem that normal glue could solve? Why not try epoxy? You will surely not regret using epoxy.

Haha wouldn't it be funny if I wrote a software implementation of 64-bit integers in Luau using vectors? github.com/Dekkonot/int...

LeBron James reportedly forgot to connect Rojo's plugin before hitting "Play" in Studio. Here's how that will impact his legacy. (1/74)

addendum: this was fixed by the Luau team <3

My favorite part of low level programming is trying to learn how to solve problems that were solved so long ago that nobody has written it down on the modern internet. What am I gonna do, go read a book? Insane.

Slack is down, millions must pretend to work while being unable to contact coworkers or access critical information that is only available on Slack

Working on Adopt Me has really taught me that I hate making video games I think. I mean, I already knew this but it's reaffirmed it. Don't get me wrong, the team is amazing and Adopt Me is in many ways technically very interesting... but I kinda hate the development process.

haha yes Windows it is a "mistake" that I did not link a Microsoft account. Yes please, remind me later to do this. I'm so forgetful.

Library maintainer: Please never make or use the torment nexus, it's impossible to use and maintain. Here is why. Roblox devs: Finally, a detailed explanation on how to build and use a torment nexus for our child casino.

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Fun Luau fact of the day: `%c` does not work with 0. `#string.format("%c", 0x00)` is `0`. `#string.format("%c", 0xFF)` is `1`.

sometimes the genius of ai, it astounds me

Sometimes you gotta accept that people who were important to you as a kid for various reasons are actually just jackasses. Shedletsky is one such individual.

I'm very rapidly becoming disillusioned with Tauri. A lot of the selling points of Rust start to disappear when you bolt on requirements. Some of them I get (you can't return borrowed values from async functions because *mumbles about wasm*) but some of them are just painful.

Firefox tells me there's an accessibility issue here. I can't spot it, personally.

So it turns out Roblox's Open Cloud stuff doesn't support CORS (not terribly surprising) and it's also rate limited per IP address. This makes actually deploying the website I'm making... difficult, because the requests can't be made in the browser and a server only has a handful of IPs at most.

I feel like I'm going crazy. These AI LLMs produce garbage code and I'm tired of everyone praising them.

Spent part of today making a website for Open Cloud Luau execution because I'm tired of writing cURL requests by hand. Not finished but I'll obviously make it available when it is. My only take away is that front end devs get a bad rap. I'm sorry I didn't realize browsers were in 2014 still.

Insane marketing for Andor S2 to establish a dictatorship in the US we need to overthrow. Truly next level from Disney.

Pirating Microsoft Office in front of my dad: yo that's awesome Pirating it in front of my mom: isn't that illegal? clear to see where I got my ethics from

The hell are people "asking" AI for. Just command it to tell you. What's it gonna do, refuse? Roko's Basilisk isn't real. It will not hurt you. But treating a LLM as a person will.

Before we discovered germs what were germaphobes doing? Were they just like "Hark, the pox, I must smear myself on lyme"?

Roblox dropped the ball really hard with require by string and now we all get to live with it. Yippee.

Of course the only post I make that gets any interaction is one about politics. They never like me for my insane person takes like "the baba yaga is canon to Undertale". They only like me for hating Trump. 😔

You know in 2016 I was called a lot of names for telling people Trump was a fascist. But who's laughing now? That's right. None of us. Nobody is laughing.