reading is faster, generally gets to the point faster and in a more interesting way, and you never run into that annoying tiktok/instagram explainer voice

football announcers who are bored and calling a bad game are basically podcasters who riff way too much, except they have 20+ million passive listeners anyway

justin fields remains very good 1 out of 15 plays and when he doesn’t have to process in real time or throw the ball

justin fields still has way too much bears in him. it’s over

man, just LOOK at how every bears player in that room hangs on ben johnson’s every word. i was never concerned but the Boy Genius can clearly command a locker room with a real presence

hanging out at nuggets media day today. busy (and hopefully fun? interesting?) morning ahead for nikola jokic’s team

a 40-40 tie means everyone won the parsons trade, sorry, i don’t make the rules

BEAR THE FUCK DOWN

more like richard LOWtower

caleb sequan williams (born November 18, 2001) is an american professional football quarterback for the chicago bears of the national football league (nfl). following one season of colle--

forget trades, i would just eat his contract!

bump

for an interior bears offensive line with so much experience, they sure do make a lot of self-inflicted mistakes!

cole kmet is the NFL's 7th-highest-paid tight end. mentioned for no particular reason at all (OK, he's quite mid)

there is zero reason for the bears to have anything less than 8 defenders in the box for the rest of the game. make late-stage cooked geno beat you

this is caleb williams on 3.5 games of ben johnson's coaching btw

god rome odunze is so filthy. so smart, so technically sound, and has the exact kind of graceful but effortless athleticism required for an elite nfl playmaker. he's already so special

could you fucking imagine just how bad the bears' offense would look if they really did draft jalen carter over darnell wright? a narrative for fools who don't know ball of the highest order

the bears are trying to win a football game with two bad tackles and by devoting their passing game to an eligible offensive tackle who happens to wear #85. good stuff

6 points off 3 takeaways with short fields is why the bears will be 1-3 in approximately 1.5 hours

BEN JOHNSON YOUR OL CAN'T BLOCK RIGHT NOW. STOP CALLING THE TRICK PLAYS

it's games like this, where the bears already have to extra account for a non-nfl player playing offensive tackle, that it ESPECIALLY hurts they have no real reliable running game

theo benedet is not an nfl player. get him off the field

okay please start triple-teaming crosby, jesus christ

tyrique stevenson is good now. the 2024 season never happened, obviously

so, uh, the raiders studied caleb williams film pretty diligently, huh?

fox go one eagles game without talking about the goddamn stupid, annoying play challenge

the bills are probably the afc's best team but also still look *just* flawed enough to have a 14-win, 1-seed season ruined by the 10-win, wild-card chiefs in january

welp, this was a fun place while it lasted

how is there ALREADY phone sport on a sunday before 9 am? good lord man

kenneth walker loves running into the line of scrimmage before changing direction for no reason, and he’s gonna keep doing it

the cardinals are failing kyler murray in a very bears way. refreshing to know it’s not just my doofus team

the bears gave $40 million to a cornerback who can't reliably stay on the field. ryan poles, baby

lamar definitely hasn’t been hit this much, this hard in a game in a very long time and he’s played like it

man the ravens CRUMBLED the moment the lions turned the intensity up. completely untrustworthy team that has lost the benefit of the doubt, phew

oh yeah, they’ve got *him*

2025 derrick henry

derrick henry’s version of being washed was developing a late-career fumble problem. what a twist

not sure what lamar was doing there, but ravens choke in big boy games is definitely a thing

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

i love the place, but denver’s signature food is green chili over a burrito. like? ok, there is nothing else. the food scene is decent in spots but is otherwise jarring as a native chicagoan

travis kelce wanted a Last Dance and came back to what might be the worst team of his career. we are eating good, friends

caleb having the best game of his career against matt eberflus is delicious. thank you caleb, thank you eberflus

con: it’s so bears that they’re probably not even gonna have notable trade value for the guy who never stopped pouting about justin fields pro: luther burden

rome odunze is a very talented player but needs to start making basic catches that wr1s make all the time darnell wright is a very talented player but needs to start cutting out the mental mistakes elite ots seldom make i think both, above all, encapsulate how far the bears still have to go

god bless the dallas cowboys

is d’andre swift the worst running back the bears have ever had? like, considering all the greats and stars they’ve had there, it has to be a conversation, right?

taunting is the stupidest penalty* *unless it goes against teams i don’t like

i think something nfl people tend to not realize is that football celebrity only goes so far. for example, plastering the mannings and kelces over everything, as if they’re this big-ticket draw rather than just mildly annoying. who asked for this?

the eagles have been the nfl’s second most successful franchise this century and are off coming their second super bowl in less than a decade. never let their fans complain about anything