Public Audio Script: You're a bold treasure thief who decides to try their luck with a dragon's hoard. But when the dragon wakes, you only have one weapon: flattery! This is the intro to a choose-your-own-adventure script, the choices are in the comments. scriptbin.works/s/f2jem

Apologies, no script this week. I'm working on a big choose-your-own-adventure style script, and I need a little more time to finish. Look forward to it in the next week or two!

Public Audio Script: You wake to find yourself in the killer's lair. They no longer want to take your life... but you'll soon wish they did. scriptbin.works/s/xy9mh

Weekly Audio Script: What you thought was going to be an interview turns into a deadly game of cat and mouse against a killer with supernatural abilities. scriptbin.works/s/95c3n

Public Audio Script: You've been snatched by a villain to become their new ultimate weapon. But despite the kidnapping and the talking to themselves, they're actually pretty nice? scriptbin.works/s/555mn

Public Audio Script: Your stay at the Red Fang Inn is nearly over, but the innkeeper won't let you leave before they're sure you're ready for the journey ahead! scriptbin.works/s/5er5n

Public Audio Script: Powerful sorcerers can usually have whatever you want. But one sorcerer wants only one thing: you. Unfortunately, you're trapped inside a cursed mirror, and there's little they can do but fruitlessly pine for you. scriptbin.works/s/e99et

Public Audio Script: As a new vampire, you're desperate for a safe place in a world where you're a monster. You've heard tales of an inn exclusively for your kind, and have decided to seek it out. scriptbin.works/s/fdn3n

Say hello to my new kittens! The black one is Kaladin (Kal for short) and the white one is Tien. They're brothers from a feral mother. I'm super excited to have some feline company in my life again!

It took half the weekend, but I reuploaded all my scripts (almost 250 of them, mind you) to scriptbin and fixed the links on reddit and my script masterlist. I can't edit the links for posts on Twitter and Bluesky, so if you want to check my scripts, the masterlist is in my bio.

Whelp, my Pastebin account got banned for no discernable reason. Bear with me while I figure out how to resolve this.

Public Audio Script: You've applied to become a magic knight's squire, but you have almost no confidence that you'll get picked. You just started too late. But there's at least one knight out there that's interested in you, perhaps in more ways then one! pastebin.com/CAUdr37F

I think I'm going to slow down the pace of public audio scripts to one every other week. I have a huge library of scripts that people can use already, and I'd like more time to experiment with other types of writing. In exchange, I'm going to try and up the quality of my scripts!

Public Audio Script: In your kingdom, there's a monthly contest to win a weekend at the palace - and you won! You can't wait to get to see what it's like to lay back and enjoy yourself like royalty. pastebin.com/kK77R8SG

And last is Dancing with the Royal Knight Part 1 by Yume_Dreamfields! It's a very sweet romance! www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScript...

Next is Meeting Ivory by Primrosescripts! I always love a solid fantasy script. www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScript...

Okay, one last round of recommendations this month! First up is A Demon Joins Your Pride Celebration by Turt1eshark! The premise is really fun! www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScript...

Finally for this week, it's Coming out to your Best Friend by Scaredragon. A very wholesome comfort audio for trans women! www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScript...

Next is A Love Letter Confession To The Prince by FoggyCSea. It's a really adorable romance! www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScript...

Time for more scripts from LGBTQ+ authors! First this week, there's Reluctantly Mentored by a Sardonic Warlock by @mcsquirmus.bsky.social. I love the grumpy vs bubbly dynamic! scriptbin.works/u/mcsquirmus...

I'll miss you, Asland.

My last script recommendation this week is Dream of Whatever You Like Best by @eastgateaudio.bsky.social‬ ! Nothing beats a solid comfort audio. scriptbin.works/u/EastgateAu...

My second script recommendation this week is A Collection of Bite Sized Neko Scripts by @Frog_Writes ! It's a fun and light idea. www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScript...

Happy Pride! As always, I'll be taking the month off to recommend scripts from LGBT+ authors instead. First off is Trapped by @itsesmejones.bsky.social‬ ! Be warned, it's a bit of a rough ride, but very emotional! www.reddit.com/r/talkingtal...

Public Audio Script: You rescued a rare magical creature a while back, and you've done everything you can to care for them. But their health has taken a turn, and you've taken them in to try and find a way to fix whatever's wrong with them. pastebin.com/m0Yj0xKq

I lost my dear cat Asland today. He was so special to me, I'll miss him more than I can say.

Public Audio Script: Your lover has left on a journey to a magical realm, and you've eagerly awaited their letter. They love to describe their travels almost as much as they love to flirt with you. pastebin.com/y4gDDPTk

Public Audio Script: Your roommate cursed you out of necessity, and now you're half-cat! What is your new life going to be like? pastebin.com/Y9pjhe9K

Public Audio Script: You've set out on an important mission to find a way for humanity to exist past the end of time itself. But your destination is completely unlike what you expected - and you never thought there would be someone else there at the end. pastebin.com/mFNAc5Je

Public Audio Script: After a surprise visit from a strange, supernatural being, you've agreed to be sold at an auction to escape your life. But a visitor before the auction may shed some more light on what you've signed up for. pastebin.com/i2Q5bMWp

With the recent discussion about autism, I thought I'd say something. I'm autistic. I work and take care of myself, and receive no special help from anybody. I didn't tear my family apart when I was born. I have people who love and rely on me. Use this information as you will.

Public Audio Script: Your royal suitor has been visiting you regularly, and it's starting to become a problem. Because you have to admit to yourself that you're flattered by all the attention, but are they really interested in a small-town mage? pastebin.com/ceQKVw5c

My poor kitty's been going through a lot! He had to get six teeth extracted today. I'll be posting my weekly script tomorrow so I can spend time keeping an eye on him, but in the meantime enjoy a picture of him zonked out on anesthesia

Public Audio Script: The sovereign monarch of your country has burst into your magic shop, impatient and fuming. But their tune changes the moment they see you, and suddenly they seem VERY interested in you. pastebin.com/t4PvPH0f

It's my birthday today, so this week's script will be out tomorrow. In the meantime, what's your favorite April Fool's joke you've seen today? For me, it was that a ton of BookTok channels all posted reviews for the same fake Brandon Sanderson novel. One even printed out a cover!

Public Audio Script: You find yourself in a strange, alien diner without explanation. The server is more than happy to serve you, but it seems they don't have the highest opinion of humans. pastebin.com/P3eNGij4

My niece told her mom that "adults are grumpy and wrong," and if that's not just the most succinct description of adulthood then I don't know what is.

Public Audio Script: Your former servant has arrived to rescue you. But why should you trust them? Do you dare let yourself believe that they care about you? Because you want nothing more than that, and to lose it a second time would destroy you. pastebin.com/k3GidnBw

Public Audio Script: You've committed yourself to the plan you and your servant laid out, ready to give up your life as a noble for love. But the skaa you care so much for might not be what they seem. pastebin.com/CH795ZJi

Public Audio Script: As a noble and mistborn, you live a life of privilege in the city of Luthadel, but you'd give it all up for the servant you've come to love. And you may have to, because in the Final Empire, a noble marrying a skaa is unthinkable. pastebin.com/8WY4asNM

My cat had a seizure yesterday... Man, I didn't realize it was POSSIBLE to feel that scared.

Hahahaha, I did it! I freakin' did it! I just finished writing my very first novel!

Public Audio Script: The spellcaster has been working on your cure for weeks, and today might finally be the day you regain your humanity. But, what then? Will they lose interest in you once you're a boring human? pastebin.com/qNN3dx99

Public Audio Script: You've been cursed, taking on a terrible form and bent on destruction. Fortunately for you, a spellcaster capable of curing you arrives on the scene. Though they seem quite taken by your current, twisted form. pastebin.com/McstW8Ts

Public Audio Script: After enlisting in the military, you're shocked to discover that your new commander is also your former lover! They're not too pleased to see you, and call you in for a conversation... pastebin.com/BSEaG0yR

Public Audio Script: The Amazons have been a menace since arriving in your world, kidnapping men left and right. You've fled from their warriors this whole time, but you've finally been cornered. Your fate - whatever it is to be - has been sealed. pastebin.com/qsKvCGEk

Public Audio Script: You're nearly ready to join the Everwar in earnest. It's time for one last meeting with the kindly quartermaster to prepare you to enter the fight to protect the cosmos. pastebin.com/iLWtYmpq

This week's script will be out tomorrow. Keep an eye out!

You lay on the ground, bleeding out. You hear a voice reaching out, offering to help you. Yet it's not the voice of your god, but the one you've been taught to hate. But in your last moments, should you hold to what you've been told, or take a chance? pastebin.com/AFMD5KkQ

Happy new year! I vote we take the year off and save any and all crises for 2026, what do you think?