fuck I wanna be a hex girl so bad wtf

Two things can be true at once: 1. Ty hates his birthday 2. Ty is the best friend you could ever have and deserves to be celebrated 🥳🫶🏻🎉

Soup there it is

please help, my mom keeps sending me ominous photos of giant cabbages

Sometimes trying to put my hair up makes me want to ✨start a war✨

I feel like only a highlights hidden pictures could cure me right now

Actual real life text I sent today

astro girlies will see this and think it’s a sign (i’m astro girlies)

The way I come alive during Libra season needs to be studied

The best time of year!!!

if dez doesn’t bring backwards hat energy to the 200 cap shows I will lose my marbles in a dark unwell way

i’ve seen hundreds of bands with austyn and he’s clapped, jumped, or waved a flashlight at their command maybe once this is the strongest resistance to peer pressure I’ve ever witnessed

State champs please play where were you and some minds don’t change live what is wrong with you

Sax demon I love you

Craving a sandwich so bad I almost made one at midnight, just to go with bean salad for lunch today. Actively contributing to my own downfall.

Maybe your soulmate is just the person who took the same amount of Tylenol as you did as a kid

The ozone layer is healing!!!!! I can’t believe I finally saw good news!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

This skeet is for the Green Bay packers Hey when you lose the game my boyfriend’s feelings get hurt!! pls stop doing that to him :(

letlive. is the funniest band live. why is this man running around with a trash bin on his head? why is he climbing the trusses? why did he take his shirt off just to put on another shirt and then take that off too?? I love them lmao

Frontman came out yesterday giving us little cutie heart hands and I said, “omg who is this ✨diva✨!?” We were seeing Breaking Benjamin.

I love women in male dominated fields

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Why tf did I impulse buy champs tickets for a show 18 hours away from me

All crime low is playing the fest today. Here’s my promise that if I see any one of those fuckers I’ll kick out their geriatric knees.

sigh will we ever see rja

Champs saying they were gonna play an old song, then playing AYAIH kinda made me wanna die a little bit I won’t lie

I’m your pit mommy now

Gonna be a miserable weekend for an outdoor fest LMAO but fuck it we ball!!!!!!

Whoever made my sammie at Jimmy John’s tn ily!!!!

god I love women rt if u agree

I fucking love my friends ✨🥰✨

Every time someone at the auto shop puts me through nasty air filter show and tell to try selling me a new one, an angel loses its wings

Ai is so exhausting for so many reasons but one of the biggest is that it could be such a great tool but it’s always used to sexualize women. Every single time.

Tofu: Asthma ✅ Herpes ✅ 😂😭

Neck deep and TSSF tonight I am THRIVING

When We Were Friends is a fall staple for me. I love this album.

Dating a tech guy is all fun and games until he suggests Jira as a means to managing our household chores

Honestly, I’ll just say it. I don’t think that John Floreani gets his flowers as often as he deserves.

wild how I left the house thinking I was eating it up in this outfit when in reality I was unknowingly cosplaying thorzuul

Omfg I love state champs

We went back and forth about curtain height (me wanting them higher to make the room look bigger and austyn wanting them lower so ‘the curtains would cover the outlet’) just to discover his reasoning was actually just that he didn’t want to hammer that high LMAO

all my best halloween decor is thrifted, crafted, or stolen by Ty from his grandma’s house 🎃👻🦇💀🌕🍂

Common Sense Common Sense Common Sense Common Sense Common Sense Common Sense Common Sense Common Sense

For more BS opinions about a form of media I barely care about here’s where to find me 😂 boxd.it/fTSwL

Austyn said we’re allowed to decorate now!!!! 🥰🎃

Someone send me about 1000 dollars I want another tattoo Thankies!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

Working a house fest this weekend and I feel like I’ve just been listening to the same song for 12 hours straight. I must not understand 😂

I did not realize how quickly the neck deep and TSSF show was coming up and now I’m PUMPED

Nobody talk to me I’m listening to The Sound a Body Makes When It’s Still by Hot Mulligan