Girl, they’re Nazis

“You can’t call everyone you disagree with Nazi” I know that you dumb bitch, I called them a Nazi because they uphold and perpetuate overt white supremacist ideologies, it’s not that hard to use your brain.

I wish every ad ever would just shut the everloving fuck up

Fuck ICE and fuck Am*rica

Pr*sident just called on democratic members of the house and senate to be EXECUTED for disagreeing with him on his misuse of the military and liberals are still echoing sentiments like “when they go low we go high” as if he didn’t just openly suggest using capital punishment as a form of control

Don’t really know why any LGBTQ+ siblings want to ensure their right to serve in the US military because rainbow imperial violence is still imperial violence and there’s nothing sacred or admirable about contributing to imperial violence even if you get to put a little Pride flag on it

“Citizen scientists” I busted my ass in school for years and wasted thousands of dollars that the feds want back with interest to unsuccessfully secure an entry level job in my field and you’re telling me all I needed to do was log some fucking volunteer hours?

Modern tv and film just keep making their millennial characters unserious caricatures of safe spaces, low tier social justice discourse, and dated internet lingo it’s sooooooo fuckiiiiiiiiiing boriiiiiiiiiiiiiing

NO!!!!! I DO NOT WANT TO USE AI FOR ANYTHING OR DOWNLOAD ANY MORE APPS OR WATCH ADS OR INPUT MY EMAIL OR USE MY FINGERPRINT OR FACE FOR QUICKER ACCESS OR ENTER MY PHONE NUMBER OR EMAIL OR CREDIT CARD INFO EVER AGAIN I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE AND DIE LIKE A NORMAL CREATURE OF EARTH!!!!!

Grocery stores charging $30+ per pound for wild mushrooms when you can find them growing out of the fucking ground for free

Marine mammal research groups really out here asking you to coordinate their interns, collect data, analyze data, move to a remote coastline, feed yourself, house yourself, and dedicate 3 months minimum of your life for absolutely no fucking money and then say “that’s just the way it is :)”

Really hard to get behind the whole “pro democracy, pro america, no kings” shit because I don’t want America to be restored or progress, I want the entire colonial empire destroyed and the land returned to the indigenous

Gonna “one day at a time” myself over the fucking edge

One for Indigenous People's Day.

White hippies are sooooooooooo insufferable, go back to Europe

Remember to be a responsible ecosystem engineer! Be mindful of tribal lands, wildlife refuges, and conservation areas, which may already have rigorous and carefully designed management procedures in place! Tread lightly, do your research, and remember everything we do can have a ripple effect.

Life in America makes me wanna kill myself in the unironic way

Conservation groups that list “supporting a strong economy” as a primary objective make me wanna off myself ✨

Homoceanic Eroticism

It’s astounding when foresters try to convince folks that industrial logging is vital to forest ecosystems, claiming careful selection of old or dying trees. I have eyes. Clearcutting entire mountainsides to bare earth & splinters isn’t careful selection; it’s capitalism masquerading as conservation

Farmer’s markets and food co-ops are just scummy novelties for rich people. $16 for a loaf of bread? Go fuck yourself

#srkw #killerwhales #salmon #steelhead #conservation #pacificnorthwest #ecology #wildlife

Land Back putas 💅🏽

Every year I watch the snowpack on Tahoma visibly decrease while capitalists and colonizers carry on with their business-as-usual grade exploitation of natural resources, and the rage and heat continues to build all the while

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AI commercials are insane because they basically go: “Are you too lazy and pathetic to apply yourself? Just cheat :) “

Dude, the dramatic shift in wildlife ecology to make everything fully remote and automated and run by artificial intelligence is so fucked. Like what, did you lose your passion and the will to connect with nature along the way? Loser behavior. Soulless. Disgraceful. Pathetic. Preserve the wonder 🪼💙🐳

Time to delete your iNaturalist accounts! Generative AI (esp. via big tech) is socially and environmentally destructive technology, and @inaturalist.bsky.social and all conservation based orgs need to remember that when making these choices.

Mid 80’s and sunny? Time to drive around blasting hip hop through quiet predominantly white neighborhoods 🤘🏼

Every time I hear the term “pickle ball” I lose years off my lifespan

The Pacific Northwest is wasted on the legacy and prevalence of shitass colonizers and it’s such a fucking shame

Zesty

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Hung out with a pile of harbor seals just to feel like one of the boys

Whenever two people speak directly to me at the same time without yielding for each other expecting personalized and fully formed simultaneous responses I experience the neurological equivalent of near fatal electrocution

White people will literally squeeze frozen/thawed unseasoned avocado purée out of a plastic bag and have the colonial audacity to call it “gwockamoly”

For over 20 years, a wonderful family in Guerrero has been aiding efforts to conserve the sea turtles that nest on the beaches behind their home. Monitoring a 12-mile stretch of beach, eggs are collected and brought home to sheltered artificial nests, and released after hatching to ensure survival.

With sharks, jellyfish, and rip currents on my mind while exploring the coasts of Guerrero, imagine my utter shock when I found this Yellow-Bellied Sea Snake on the beach, a marine cobra relative with incredibly potent neurotoxic venom. New ecosystems are so excitingly unfamiliar 🖤💛🖤

Bodies are so weird, wish I could be a violently rotating column of air instead

Pintanos son mis favoritos 🤍💙💛

That irritating thing white people do when they sprinkle grossly mispronounced Spanish into their daily vernacular like: Hola (owe-LAW) Por favor (porr-faw-vorr) Bad Hombre (badd ohm-BRAY) Gracias (graw-see-awhs) Excelente (EX-ell-Len-TAY) Que paso (kay paw-so) All bueno (awl bway-no) Que oso

Encontré un pieza de mi alma en México. Mi tierra madre querido, gracias por el amor. Hasta luego, te quiero mucho ❤️

Young male cuttlefish dressing in drag and tucking to bypass the big macho males and whisk a lady cuttlefish off her feet is some real Bugs Bunny shit forreal

Idk I just think it’s a terrible idea to base wildlife and conservation management plans primarily on the needs of an economy or industry instead of the fact we need biodiversity and a healthy planet to continue being fucking alive

Me?? A hippie?? No bitch, I’m indigenous