i never want to do anything ever again i am so burnt out from working and existing i want to sleep forever

do a good job at work and fold the laundry and wash the dishes and spend time with your friends and call your mom and fill your car with gas and go grocery shopping and feed yourself 3x a day and drink water and exercise and take your meds and go to therapy and watch the news every day until u die

i miss long haired harry styles

tate mcrae is zara larson for cis people

this was the meeting time that was promised to us 3000 years ago

my insecurity is ugly but idk how to make it stop

processing transcripts, listening to zara larson, and entering a flow state

traits i inherited from my dad: - tying my self worth to my work performance and/or general productivity - substance abuse - adoration of crass comedy - tax evasion

i love being a big ol nasty gal

everyday i wake up and make snackrifices

fuck my fucking chungus life

fuck trump fuck vance fuck ice fuck pedos fuck fascism fuck fossil fuels fuck fast fashion FFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK

the year is 2036. the iphone 1 billion was just released. it has a feature that jerks you off but the lube is sold separately.

my new year’s resolution is to measure once and cut twice

does anyone have access to some local anesthetic that they can shoot into my foot i have a weird thing i need to shave off but it hurts

we never got a one direction christmas album and i’m physically sick i could throw up what a tragedy

my new year’s resolution is to start publicly calling people out for not washing their hands after using the bathroom

where my cutie patooties at ?

happy “happy thanksgiving, pilgrims” day to those who celebrate

at this point graveyards are just goth dog parks

it’s right now o’clock

running errands via automobile rn and i spot 2 alternative peeps walking, one with pink hair and the other with green hair. it took every ounce of self control i have to not roll down the window, point at them, and yell WOOAH WOOAH WOOOOAAAAHHHH WOAH al a keke palmer at the one award show

i can forgive a lot of unpleasant personality traits if someone is hard working and reliable

in a lyft heading to the consolato generale d’italia singing my heart will go on with my driver don’t txt

don’t let your scabs hold you back from reaching your full potential

someone put me on a flight to paris im in the mood to curb stomp pick pockets

im a mamdani sun, cuomo moon, and sliwa rising

i hate my chungus life

i love my chungus life

sorry im that kind of tired that has been living in my bones for many years and sleep won’t fix

oh boy another piece of plastic in a new shape or color better buy this to add to my collection of other pieces of plastic that sit in my dust filled shitty apartment

today barry bostwick said i was amazing and that i had great teeth

the wicked for good trailer blew my tits clean off

the hardest thing about adopting my new kitty is knowing in the event of civil war and/or nuclear fallout, i’m the one in my household who will have to off the kitty before we evacuate

connected with my inner child this morning by open mouth chewing a raw bagel for breakfast

what kind of sick thrill do people get from not flushing their bloody poops in public restrooms????!!!!!!

if you or a loved one has been personally victimized by a nissan altima you could be entitled to financial compensation

me? panic cutting my bangs before a show? it’s more likely than you think

convenience has a cost and that cost is often microplastics

i am so fucking grateful to have a job that isn’t terrible

i’ve had a rough cold these past few days. made a solid attempt to work from my on campus office today. i walk in, my coworker looks at me, and promptly says “girl you look terrible, go home” lol

everyday i block tiktok accounts that don’t post full reddit stories bc everyday those bastards get me

N: reykjavik E: venice i guess technically lol need to go to asia ASAP S: cape town W: LA

i will not overshare in the office tomorrow i will not overshare in the office tomorrow i will not overshare in the office tomorrow i will not overshare in the office tomorrow i will not overshare in the office tomorrow i will not overshare in the office tomorrow i will not overshare in the office t

tummy bloated and hurting but being very brave about it

i cooka da meatball

final cape town dump

i am home. i will be working today and tomorrow then off to providence for RKO con :) after RKO con, my busy summer will be over

USA USA USA USA USA