This Love Connection Episode Only Aired Once | Full Sketch youtu.be/DBsOzebzF1o?... #Comedy #Sketch #Dating

Look, as a boring looking white dude, I have to say that if you are also a boring looking white dude, you gotta act right on the subway. Don't wear sunglasses, don't dress like the unabomber, don't put out the vibe that you are seconds away from "getting revenge for Charlie" or whatever the fuck.

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

I am watching an interrogation of a man who mentions being at a comedy show and I googled and turns out it was a Steve Hostetter show. Now I need to write a prestige drama about a man found not guilty because they have a grainy video of him getting epically owned by a comic at the time of the crime.

It turns out we were all going to see Pup at Brooklyn Paramount

If you've made statements online that could be interpreted as celebrating the death of a controversial figure, and someone yells at you or tries to get you fired for it, just say that you are not celebrating that death, but instead the death of a 6 year old girl in Gaza, and you'll be totally fine.

They couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. People are way too sensitive. Too thin-skinned. There is NO WAY they could make a movie using thay many dead actors. The viewers would vomit and shriek in horror. Hell, Slim Pickens alone has been dead for 41 years. It'd be sickening. A true nightmare.

That's a cadaver dog. That's a cadaver, dawg.

*Passes wings* These wings represent the body of Christ. *Passes buffalo sauce* And this buffalo sauce represents the blood of Christ.

When people post photos of One World Trade on 9/11, it feels like posting a photo of your new wife on the anniversary of your old wife's murder.

I love letterboxd.

"We don’t yet know what motivated the Hobbit who shot and killed Wormtongue, but this kind of despicable violence has no place in middle earth. I will be praying for Wormtongue's family tonight." -Frodo Baggins on X

Nebraska Coaches after 27 games: Bob Devaney: 24-3 (2-0 in bowls) Tom Osbourne: 21-5-1 (2-0 in bowls) Frank Solich: 22-5 (2-0 in bowls) Bill Callahan: 16-11 (1-0 in bowls) Bo Pelini: 23-4 (2-0 in bowls) Mike Riley: 16-11 (1-1 in bowls) Scott Frost: 10-17 (no bowls) Matt Rhule: 14-13 (1-0 in bowls)

Why We Shouldn't Abolish ICEE | Full Sketch Featuring Becca Herries Dan Yang David Piccolomini youtu.be/bHA8eFYzvNY?... #Comedy #Sketch

Richie Torres is a massive piece of shit, even by congressional standards.

We should tax the rich or, at the very least, slaughter them and drag their bodies through the streets as a warning.

SHOW ANNOUNCMENT: I'm bringing Forever Young to Astoria for one night only! Forever Young is all about best friends, so grab your bestie and come see an uproariously funny hour of comedy. I worked very hard on this show and I'm so proud of what it has become. Come out and make some friends, Queens!

GAVIN NEWSOME IS NOT MOTHER! PLEASE STOP ACTING LING GAVIN NEWSOME IS MOTHER!

MY SPECIAL IS LIVE PLEASE WATCH I’M VERY PROUD OF IT youtu.be/g9NT46SGqFY?...

Media outlets seem to have soured on the AI hype machine.

We Hear Now

I hate this guy.

Being a pallbearer is the highest honor a pizza delivery guy can obtain.

Did you know that the guy from Owl City and Glen Powell look exactly the same?

Wow! This show looks good!

What the hell? Why did they add this to the ending of Rookie of the Year?

Let he among us who hasn't had a parasite eat a part of their brain cast the first stone.

Life Hack: If some bully is giving you a swirlie in the toilet, just start drinking the water and saying shit like, "mmm, yummy, I love this, don't stop, it tastes so delicious, gulp gulp, baby, gulp gulp" and the bully will probably stop.

Hello Sharks, I'm Patrick Hastie, and I'm seeking $35,000 for 97% of my company, CumDawgs. CumDawgs is an app that writes articles using AI, and then, through a complicated algorithm, uses AI to read the articles and purchase the products sponsored. That way, we (mankind) can fucking die in peace.

Rachel Brosnahan marks the first time Lois Lane will be played by an actress who is related to David Spade by marriage! Representation matters!

Hawk Tuah is gone. Long live Honk Shoo.

That's Something to Be Proud Of | Full Sketch youtu.be/9oKnsgeTJpk?... #Clown #Soldier #Circus #Brooklyn

Jay Mohr is married to Jeannie Buss?

I feel like this could win a Peabody.

I Tried the Glengarry Glen Ross Video Game | Full Sketch youtu.be/BIow_d2m9Zo?... #Gaming #RetroGames #Speedrun #Nintendo

"Farewell Tom Cruise"

E.T. the extraterrestrial alien invited me to another VIP only meet and greet event. I've met him like nine times already why does he keep doing this

Friendship Lawyer | Full Sketch Featuring Lucas O'Neil youtu.be/p8XcdBzizXY?... #ComedySketch #Sketch #Lawyer

Well, I didn't vote for him.

Coldplay? The British rock band that formed at University College London in 1997?

Heritage Foundation founder Edwin Feulner has passed away. He was my best friend. He died peacefully after a pregnant garter snake slithered inside his pee hole, scurried up his urethra, and laid eggs in his prostate gland. When the eggs hatched, the baby snakes ate him from the inside out. So sad.

I'm skeptical that this current situation Donald Trump has found himself in will have any sort of lasting ramifications on him, based solely on the fact that he's gotten away with everything he's ever done ever.

He's making God jam on the one now.

Oh, you think you like movies more than I do? Well, let me ask you, have you ever eaten a VCR? Because I fucking have! It was horrible!

So You Married a Reply Guy on X (Formerly Twitter) | Cartoon Featuring Kristen Rary youtu.be/f-unqqT56SQ #Comedy #ReplyGuy #Twitter

The sketch group I am in started a Bluesky account. What if we were the first sketch group to blow upon Bluesky? What if we became the Rob Delaney of Bluesky? A lot of possibilities! Go follow it and subscribe to our youtube.

I am legitimately shocked the DNC hasn't found some loophole to make Hillary Clinton the NYC Mayoral candidate.

There is no better utopia like the world portrayed in the company-wide Microsoft Teams chat. No mention of genocide, war, or facisim. Just 'happy monday' and 'it's free donut day at Dunkin!' The day after we bombed Iran, the hot topic was Sophie accidentally flashing everyone on Love Island.

If Luigi Mangione had just waited a few months to do that kick ass thing he allegedly did, he could have simply yelled, "I'm a federal agent, I'm ICE", and he'd been fine. What a shame. We need that guy.