Happy nude deer! ;3c

Trying to be modest this year, so I'm keeping all the holiday presents under a Buck :3c

Don't mind me, just sneaking away from the office holiday party for a moment :3c

Test results just came back, and deer is in the clear for FWA! Who feels like celebrating the good news with me?

Deer penis jumpscare

The majestic and totally-not-dorky deer sheds its winter coat with the coming spring on the horizon Now 100% more cuddle-able and body-positive :3

How are we feeling on fuzzy deer versus smooth deer, hmm? 🦌🪒

How are we feeling on fuzzy deer versus smooth deer, hmm? 🦌🪒

Offer your local deer a strawberry and not only will you have a friend for life, but they may counter your offer with a special treat of their own!

POV: You agreed to hang with your friendly neighborhood deer at ANE this coming weekend >:3

Hey so I'm a little outta breath, but I creamed your coffee like you asked for

This cool compass I found points towards a nice, bright, shiny 2025 Care to come check it out with me (possibly at ANE here in a couple weeks 👉👈)?~

Well, time to start unwrapping!

Well, time to start unwrapping!

Anyone fancy cozying up to some deer at ANE coming up? 👀

Anyone fancy cozying up to some deer at ANE coming up? 👀

Breaking: Local deer forms heart shape with balls to attract potential mating partners Currently on trial for performing sorcery without a license More at 11

Breaking: Local deer forms heart shape with balls to attract potential mating partners Currently on trial for performing sorcery without a license More at 11

Spring loaded for rapid deployment

Spring loaded for rapid deployment

Double posting for your viewing pleasure~

This ass urgently needs a portion of cream><

Just because it isn't the new year yet doesn't mean you can't watch the ball drop

Just installed this sweet new tap at my home bar Free samples upon request!

If you're cold, it's cold Put it in your hole(s)

Call me a good puppy n give me some good plaps please? Twit(X) liked this post a bit, see how it does here <3

If you're cold, it's cold Put it in your hole(s)

Just because it isn't the new year yet doesn't mean you can't watch the ball drop

Just installed this sweet new tap at my home bar Free samples upon request!

[in flawlesss Tobey Maguire impression] Pizza time!

The post-shower cozy hits pretty nice :3

The post-shower cozy hits pretty nice :3

Reminder to occasionally throw your deer in the wash to keep them nice, fresh, and wrinkle-free! 🦌🛁 Tumble dry on low with like cuties only Do not iron

[in flawlesss Tobey Maguire impression] Pizza time!

Reminder to occasionally throw your deer in the wash to keep them nice, fresh, and wrinkle-free! 🦌🛁 Tumble dry on low with like cuties only Do not iron

🗣️ We fw it chat?

I suppose I'll start posting here in addition to my AD twitter, since plenty of other folks seem to be jumping ship. Starting off with my latest post from back on Twitter: post-shave towel drop!