Today's Bad Advice: Keep telling atheists that they are going to hell. Be aware, they are trying to convince you that your God has constant money problems.

Today's Bad Advice: pets love costumes.

Today's Bad Advice: renovate without permission

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Today's bad advice: unplanned tarrifs

Today's Bad Advice: Whine about not winning, and don't try to get it next time.

Today's Bad Advice: Start day lights savings.

Today's bad advice: Shut down the government so you and you cronies can raid all the gold and money while oversight is furloughed.

Today's bad advice: profit from guns

The cost to tax payers is estimated to be $84,000,000.00 for Donny 2-dolls' 60 days of golfing. Some of this is pocketed because they are his golf courses. didtrumpgolftoday.com

Today's Bad Advice: instead of of changing the channel, have the show cancelled.

Today's Bad Advice: hide the toilet paper

Today's Bad Advice: doxx everyone. It is like having the White Pages phone book again.

Today's Bad advice: do not support your ally when the are bombed

Today's BAD ADVICE:keep looking at your phone when crossing streets

Today's bad advice: do lawn care blindfolded.

Today's Bad Advice: wander in shallow alligator infested ponds

Today's Bad Advice: borrow against your house

Today's Bad Advice: try to scrub your name from a child s@x traffic list

Today's Bad Advice: leave the potholes alone, they are drilling for oil

Today's Bad Advice: stand on the sidelines

Today's Bad Advice: picking up litteris stealing supplies needed by nesting birds

Today's Bad Advice: all cars can be bumper cars

This is not an Onion article. It's real and true. "MechaHitler" is now in a contract with the Department of Defense under Pete Hegseth.

Today's Bad Advice: get your hair cut too short

Today's Bad Advice: never turn down a free piercing

Today's Bad Advice: be an early adopter of the pay if caught movement.

Today's Bad Advice: squirrels won't bite your hands unless they know you are nutty.

Today's Bad Advice: deep fry everything you serve to your family

Today's Bad Advice: Trust others will vote.

Today's Bad Advice; climb trees blindfolded

Today's Bad Advice: sunscreen is optional

Today's Bad Advice: try to put toothpaste back into the tube

Today's Bad Advice: A lot of things can be snorted.

Today's Bad Advice: Show up to court wearing only your best thong.

Today's Bad Advice: Show up too early by days

Today's Bad Advice: A false allegation is sometimes true

Today's Bad Advice: Get married in all of the States.

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Today's Bad Advice: your food needs more pepper spray

Today's Bad Advice: pick other people's scabs

Today's Bad Advice: work for free

Today's Bad Advice: invest in digital products like paper-clips

Today's Bad Advice: don't bother hiding your bigotry, people will respect your choices

Today's Bad Advice: you break it, you take it t

Today's Bad Advice: hug a bear

Today's Bad Advice: don't look while walking

Today's Bad Advice: Show up late, so your entrance is more meaningful.

Today's Bad Advice: show up unprepared for court.