Read my rant! rossyoungsulk.substack.com/p/its-tangen...

Who are the ‘moustaches’? Evil beings who control the necromancy embracing corporation, or lost upper-lip dwelling creatures doing the only thing they can to survive? What trouble lies beneath the new destroyed zombie call-center? Come read something weird, silly, and decidedly odd! Link below...

Beneath the offices of the business park by the M6 services, our quartet of hapless heroes are about to do battle with nefarious forces… and worse still, attempt to navigate a corporate environment with not even a basic entry level training video to help them... open.substack.com/pub/rossyoun...

I’m not sure if this can continue to get weirder, at some point it has to come back to something more normal, more sustain…oh, oh no it doesn’t? Well, who knew? Come on in, take a pew, let’s see what poorly structured business models and necromancy all lead to! open.substack.com/pub/rossyoun...

My favourite #festive #beezyandgrim from last year! #beelzebub #grimreaper #death #indigestion #christmasisover #comicstrip #webcomic #comicart

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It's a #festive #beezyandgrim #seasonsgreetings from #beelzebub and the #grimreaper #webcomic #comicart #comicstrip

A #beezyandgrim throwback - because if I don't post something, sometime, the social media pixies will visit in the night and take way my thumbs... #webcomic #comicstrip #comicart #death #grimreaper #beelzebub

Stood before sphinx Grim holds his scythe at bay #Overfit is the naughty list He seeks Santa's sleigh 'You'd stop Christmas day?' Says Sphinx in song 'Then what word's always spelt wrong?' But Grim pops a #humbug Mouth too full to answer So Santa lives today #vsschristmas #vss365

The undead whale's heart system is failing, undead heads are exploding. All hell continues to break loose, and they face a snide cursed printer refusing to print! Can things get worse? Yes. Yes, they can. #serialnovel #substack #fiction #horrorcomedy rossyoungsulk.substack.com/p/necromance...

Some call Grim a #creeper lusting after #baubles He's the big sleeper Role fraught with troubles Dresses his house for Christmas In search of festive cheer Hopes 'neath the tree Will be what he holds dear As a skeleton A face, skin, baubles, would be nice #vss365 #vsschristmas

#Devotion to his role The elf guarantees Wether filling crackers Or dressing Christmas trees Works hard through the season Despite two aching knees Until in his #mailbox And email he sees 'Oh no, they're putting me on the shelf! Of all the elf miseries!' #vsschristmas #vss365

From Grim's calculations Miscreants go to strict locations Ne'er-do-well Or bad 'un Goes to hell They're done But #parameter for rapscallion Scamp or cheeky fellow May not lead down below Avoid punishment By gift at last moment Grim likes a #mincepie Ahem. #vss365 #vsschristmas

This is how I feel right now! I don't know where to go, so I'm everywhere and achieving nothing! What fun! I'd love to be just one place...! #beezyandgrim #dailycomicstrip #comic #grimreaper #beelzebub #cartoon #socialmedia #substack #twitter #mastadon #threads #bluesky

Observe Grim's device Tendrils of past, present, future Stretch out like #mycelium If time tumbles faster Hyphae look like worms A hungry #Robin Might get temporal heartburns Would be disastrous If say someone dropped Scrooge's timer down some stairs...oops #vss365 #vsschristmas

To North Pole Grim would fly But jobsworth Wouldn't let him by Produced ID henceforth Had to try Grim's a #citizen Of all the world's places But identification Well, he has one of those faces Jobsworth stared with #wonder Grim's fake beard was a blunder #vss365 #vsschristmas

Near indestructible Moss piglet, water bear The #tardigrade looks at me Without fear 'Okay Steve, how about this Some #winterberries?' My offer is dismissed Secret Santa sucks When you're the reaper Over this length of time No present is a keeper 'Socks?' #vss365 #vsschristmas

Reaper sneaks out One fateful night Under dark clouds By candlelight Gripping his list He sets to work Not one is missed But he bumps into a jerk 'I dropped my list!' 'Me too. Are you santa?" 'oh, #yes' 'The #christmas list is names and addresses?' 'Yup.' 'Oh no.' #vss365 #vsschristmas

Great selection of indie #authors here, and also me! open.substack.com/pub/kaylahic...

Last time - Exploding heads, screaming security guards, typing tentacle arms, and a monstrous printer demanding magenta ink. But what of the four normal everyday people trapped in this office of horrors…well about that… #serialfiction #fiction #substack rossyoungsulk.substack.com/p/necromance...

It's another #beezyandgrim throwback #webcomic, this is an oldie...

Opened the wrong app. Gut wrenching disappointment that the ragebaiting anger-spunkgrunts had taken over this platform as well. Took a minute to realise my mistake.

Another old #beezyandgrim throwback #grimreaper #grim #death #afterlife #comic #webcomic

It’s release day for The Christmas Fair Fiasco. If you like a sweet romance in time for Christmas then this is for you. Full of festive fun and joy. #WritingCommunity #bookstagram #bookstagrammer #ilovebooks #sweetromancebooks #christmaskindlebooks amzn.eu/d/awT15vJ

Don't believe Old Grim's real? Unconvinced the devil Your soul will steal? Only believe in the tangible That which you can touch? What of the #horizon? Of light? Of- No! Come back Just clap! 'Hello.' Hi Grim 'Another who doesn't believe in fairies?' Yeah 'Well, I do.' *CLAP* 'Thanks Grim' #vss365

A thousand little demons Help ruin the day to day Trip up our good intentions And #hop on their merry way It's not malicious For adversity breeds resilience And they aid serendipity and happenstance Except Valgarzul He hates you and is the reason you dropped your phone Damn you Valgarzul! #vss365

It's getting cold... Here's your #beezyandgrim throwback #webcomic for today

Problem with #rain On the river styx It's salty Gives me the icks So on the ferry My scythe I stow away And pick up a brolly On a rainy day Then from my robe I pull the tome To send away the rain Bring sunshine home Cheers the sky up, I explain 1001 dad jokes The other passengers aren't fans #vss365

Here's your Beezy and Grim throwback for today...this one isn't that old, but... you know what, I don't need to explain myself to you, okay. OKAY? #webcomic

Decapitated talking exploding heads, giant undead whale hearts, possessed arms turning into tentacle creatures, spider monsters. This is shaping up to be kind of a weird day at the office for the world's worst necromancer... Read some silly #horror #comedy today! open.substack.com/pub/rossyoun...

Here's your #beezyandgrim throwback for today. One day, I'll start drawing new ones...but for now... #webcomic #comicart #beelzebub #grimreaper

At work today Arrived with my bell Gave it a tinkle The death knell Soul handed me a #suitcase 'No tips though right?' Launched bag at pace Towards the light But quick thinking passer-by Resuscitated no-tip guy So this Grim reaper Gave free therapy 'I'm a changed man, no baggage me' Twat. #vss365

Real fun collection of short stories here, do check it out #booksky

Today's Beezy and Grim throwback - I really liked this format, but it didn't last long... #webcomic #beelzebub #grimreaper #beezyandgrim

For the final #journey Crossing the veil Meet the ferry woman About to set sail Curmudgeonly But efficient Sharon traverses the Styx But gets all stroppy Without her Weetabix No coins for the ferry Pack wheat based cereals Choc or berry And for Grim Don't mind him He's on a zero carb thing #vss365

Shh, I tell the other platforms they're my favourite but really this one is. Threads is the, no, uh, twitter, no uh...this one butter blue? Crap.

Sent a #postcard From holiday Deep in the abyss To a medium who befriended me A psychic mystery miss When I turn up to visit Seems far from sane Refuses to talk to me As if I'm to blame Spied postcard on the mantel piece So know it was received ...maybe she was jealous of the view? #vss365

Here's another Beezy and Grim throwback #webcomic for you! I loved this one...might need to redraw it though. It was one of my 'You've got a lunch break, and no longer to get this done' ones...oh fine, they all are.

Oooo I should also mention here… The new Malarkey’s Imaginomnibus is out! This one is called Ominous Orbs! It’s FREE on EBook right now (as are all the other volumes I think?) It’s a collection of short stories around the title theme, from some of the best Indie Authors around! Check it out!

'See hellhounds Maps to be infamous villains Harken the torture sounds Experience demon vision!' Clive fights way into hell And the office of tourism A customer can smell Tickets for admission? Not familiar with package #travel Clive's on a mission But he has a 3 day Styx cruise booked first #vss365

Ah, spotted that the link to the first chapter of my weird everyday necromance horror comedy was wrong, SORRY!! Here's the start- rossyoungsulk.substack.com/p/necromance...

Here's your Beezy and Grim throwback. Once again, I AM NOT EVEN SORRY. #webcomic

The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz Issue #97 Well, you will rack up astronomical debts, Riz... You can check out the past issues of this over at my blog: tstpjm.blogspot.com #Comic #riztherogue

In the shallows of Hell Staff demand a #raise but Beezy mocks them With insults and fake praise 'Interns, every one of you and when jobs come up I give them to outsiders You're paid in experience Buck up!' They enact quiet quitting Making shallows' residents miserable ...but that's their job #vss365

Chapter XIII of my free strange horror comedy, think Shaun of the Dead meets the Office...maybe? Fancy giving it a read? Don't let me stop you... I won't stop you. I'm not trying to stop you. open.substack.com/pub/rossyoun...

An important lesson from Beezy and Grim today on tea etiquette. You'd be surprised how seriously this is taken in Hell. #webcomic #beezyandgrim

Ever reaching upwards Towards a desperate goal A chance for redemption To remake a broken soul Scrambling to crawl out This godforsaken hole Stretches to the #pinnacle Breaks through the ceiling A taste of fresh air THIS FREEDOM FEELING 'Baz, we got another zombie breaking through' THUD. #vss365

Like a #lobster But not quite Demons Filled with spite Big, red With snapping claws Armed with puns Such painful bores The demons of Hell's shallows Bathe in the Styx Monitoring gallows Upon which mild ne'er-do-wells Sway gently Whisper words a plenty, like 'Should've replaced the bog roll' #vss365

Here's your Beezy and Grim throwback from the days when I used to be bothered that nobody saw them! Hah, those silly days... #webcomic

More Beezy and Grim for you #webcomic