The Winds of Time, Episode 11: Very Much Not Plot Armor is now available! Covering chapters 35-38 of The Eye of the World! Mike tells a funny joke. Isaiah has feelings about the chapter icons Amal frees us from torment James just… really loves his Tolkien WindsOfTimePodcast.podbean.com

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The Winds of Time, a Wheel of Time Readthrough Podcast, proudly presents: Episode 8: Literally No Evidence | The Eye of the World, Chapters 25-27 Mike is raw doggin' this ep Amal is broiling James is conspiracy theorizing and Isaiah has feelings toward Aram

Having a lot of fun editing this week's Winds of Time episode.

Edvard Munch’s “The Scream”, as interpreted by Sophia @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social

The Winds of Time, a #WheelOfTime Read Through Podcast, Episode 6, Some Base, NPC Trollocs is now available! Covering chapters 18-20 of The Eye of the World! www.podbean.com/ew/pb-fi299-... Or wherever fine #podcasts are available!

My wife just said that Cheezits and goldfish crackers are the same thing. Would anyone like a wife? She cooks real good even if her opinions on snack crackers are bullshit.

The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough Podcast Episode 5: Humbleness and Wisdom | The Eye of the World, Chapters 15-17 www.podbean.com/ew/pb-g5qr5-...

My god. Between the Benny Hill level chase sequence and the Mr Bean style antics of the trenchcoat, the Obi Wan series on Disney was just REALLY BAD wasn't it?

Ladies, gentlemen, and nonbinary folks: The Winds of Time, Episode 3: John Wheeloftime Amal is kinda right, but exactly wrong about multiple things, James spins a spontaneous but still very thoughtful theory, Isaiah triggers Malazan PTSD www.podbean.com/ew/pb-hab9n-...

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Now available! The Winds of Time, Episode 2: The Brotherhood of Herons Mike considers renaming the podcast. Isaiah has a theory about trees. Amal is suspicious. James asks questions to which he absolutely is not getting answers. windsoftimepodcast.podbean.com Wherever podcasts are available!

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Ladies, Gentlemen, and Nonbinary People: The Winds of Time, a Wheel of Time Readthrough Podcast, is now available! Episode 1: The One Power's Goop Juice | Prologue-Chapter 4 Find it here: feed.podbean.com/windsoftimep... Or wherever fine podcasts are available!

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Book 14 of 16 of Realm of the Elderlings: Fitz: I was astonished at how one small child could have so many toys and so much clothing. Me: Yeah, Fitz, it had never been clearer than THIS MOMENT that you have never been married and had a kid, my dude.

My kid be walkin’! (Part 2)

My kid be walkin’!

Welp. It took 13 1/2 months, but I just got peed on. Thought I was gonna make it. That’ll teach me.

Well. Of all the episodes of #DoctorWho ... That was definitely one of them. Thanks, Russell T Davies for not letting me down, and making a disappointment of an episode. Again.

If Audrey Hepburn was still alive, she would be on my freebie list. Top of the list.

This is literally how I sleep when I nap on the couch.

Here’s a photo of the apartment complex we’re moving into in a week’s time.

Look at me, doing good with my silly little show!

We just paid 552 dollars to get our cats, who have never been outdoors and never will be outdoors, vaccinated against two diseases they’ll never even run a RISK of contracting. Thanks Capitalism!

A @chipotle.bsky.social bowl with queso is risotto if you aren’t classist about it.

How it started/how it’s going Happy birthday Sophia!

The pride of raising the next generation of Cuellar: #Humbled #Blessed

I was reminded of a time when a friend was coming over to hang out, and I told her to let herself in and if I'm asleep, just kick me awake. When you're half asleep and texting on a dumb phone, you don't realize that "Kick me awake" and "Lick me cycle" are the same key strokes.

Freakin’ kid.

My wife to me after watching the Wheel of Time season 3 trailer: Do you know what’s going on with that? Me, who had read the series at least three times: I know what’s going on with almost all of that.

The audiobook I’m listening to used the word “Manger” in its narrative, and now “Away in a Manger” is gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

One of the great joys of marriage they don’t tell you about is listening to your wife curse stridently at a box of baking soda while she tries to make cupcakes at 10 of the clock at night.

Not even a hint of a joke, 100% serious: I heard a jazz piece on the radio one day that sounded EXACTLY like this.

I’M FAMOUS! youtube.com/shorts/sYSSb...

Back in my younger days, before I was married, and had no prospects and no cat and a totally loner lifestyle, I applied to a bunch of different airlines to be a flight attendant. I was told I was overqualified for the job and they wouldn't let me do it.

Been trying to clean the house today, but I’ve only been able to work in fifteen second segments because:

Aaaaaaaaand it’s been cancelled.

My mom got Sophie a copy of “A Child’s Garden of Verses” by Robert Louis Stevenson for Christmas. It was a book I remember from my childhood, and I ESPECIALLY remember this little gem:

Happy Crimbo from my family to yours!

Please Daddy Denmark...

Tag yourself. I’m “Seduction and Disappointment”.

You’re a convicted felon, so you can’t be, either, but here we are.

I bet at some point he goes down down down the road, down the witch’s road.

“[Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen] is as much a Christmas song as a hot dog is a soup” is the greatest analogy I have ever read.

Tjardus Greidanus is officially less of a great anus than he was before! youtu.be/l7yqX5t2R7A

General reminder that the Twelve Days of Christmas are the twelve days between Christmas and Epiphany on January 6. NOT the twelve days BEFORE Christmas.