Sabretooth is sitting next to the Boston penalty box being a menace with a rubber chicken and right now that is much more entertaining to me than the actual game.

These will be the longest 7 hours of my life.

It’s been 20 years, but I still hate Carolina. By default that means I want Ottawa to win and that makes me feel dirty.

ESPN’s “rule expert” sounds like he has no idea what he’s talking about.

Experiencing the entire range of human emotion in a 15 minute period is wild

Can somebody explain to me what the hell just happened? The level of emotional whiplash I just experienced is DAMAGING ME.

For the foreseeable future my mental state is going to be dictated by whether the Sabres win or lose.

Benny put on the jets!

Still salty Lyubushkin didn’t score when he was here so we never got to hear “The Gummy Bear Song” echo through the rafters.

These crazy bastards really said “hold my beer sabre, I have a division to win”.

Sabretooth will just have to take cat naps….get it…cause he’s a big cat?…I’ll show myself out.

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You know the crowd is feeling it when Iris gets sung acapella after the music stops.

No wooing No waving Just winning

The reason I enjoy sitting here is because I am entertained by the signs fans create. This one made me chuckle. “ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. KREBS?”

SARBES 😂

Holmberg was throwing shit as he went down the tunnel after that hit. Someone has a bit of a temper.

Hang it in The Louvre.

I’ve tried every game to get a Beer Sabre and now I got cut off 4 people before the checkout. I guarantee more than half will end up on eBay tomorrow.

If you’re not tearing up by the end of this, I’m going to doubt you’re a Sabres fan.

Parmesan Goldfish are incredibly underrated.

If we win, there will be tears and some majorly ugly crying. I need something good to happen after all the crap these past 2 weeks have brought.

Byram’s face after that shot was a definitely “oh, shit” look

Put that in your juice box and suck it, refs.

These penalties are a joke. Norris gets shoved face first into the boards AGAIN and comes away with the extra 2 🙄

Carrick’s arm is definitely not in good shape, looked like it was kind of flopping around as he stood up

Sabretooth’s antics this year have been top notch. The character performer has truly found their calling.

So clean checks are considered interference now?

Benson wanted to be more aerodynamic and buzzed his hair. The man-child is growing up.

That gust of wind was the collective exhale of Sabres’ fans.

We ride at dawn

The vibes in this game are off…way off.

Good to know Stanley’s as good at being a goon as he is a defenseman.

I wonder how many dry erase markers were sacrificed during intermission?

Well, this is going swimmingly.

Jason Zucker hat trick watch.

Earthquake a few minutes ago near Buffalo?

We’re back aren’t we? Like really, truly back. We could actually do the thing. This is what hope feels like. I’m going to cry.

Casual fans will never understand how traumatized die hard Sabres fans are. We start catastrophizing during games like this. Full on Chicken Little. Or maybe that’s just me?

Oh those refs just declared open season….hope they’re ready

Fully convinced Malenstyn’s bones are made of adamantium, there is no conceivable way he should be able to play night after night with the way he blocks shots and hits.

Doan is jamming to the music on the bench…my lovable golden son

At this point, when there’s a scrum, I’m more surprised when I DON’T hear Benson’s name.

The thrift gods have been good to me this year, these have been some of my greatest finds.

Doan making a strong case for being the first player jersey I’ve purchased since Gaustad.

Schenn is fired

Guy sitting in front of me had the audacity to say the crowd was quiet tonight. He has no idea the morgue this place was earlier this season. For the last 10 years, actually.

Calling this the hat trick jersey. Wore it to the game when Dahlin got his and now for Quinn’s. Not bad for an $8 Goodwill find