right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

So uh, apparently $288/year is not enough to run a Mastodon service for ~3 users, and this is a known issue (masto.host/mastodon-con...) with no solution (github.com/mastodon/mas...!

As the wise once said, life is easier when you are hard. ✍️ Get hard by writing on the margins of the web at margin.at

You know how FANG design is beyond/indistinguishable from parody?

This is admittedly a very specialised peeve, but it annoys me tremendously how "transmit the HTML that will actually produce the web page the user is supposed to see" is regarded as, like, a cutting-edge optimisation in modern web design.

Move the clock forward one hour in the middle of the day, and back one hour in the middle of the night, every day and night, through the whole of winter

Can you identify my keyboard layout by my keymash? iefwkb...

@DarioAmodei predicted AI will replace all software engineers in >12 months. So I made a calendar to track how many days I have until my inevitable replacement.

People often write their projects are "written with love". I write my best code with burning, passionate hate.

Guess I'm on ATProto now... Hello, world!