Here is a long-ish, dark-ish bit that was cut from my special Positive Reinforcement!

Yoon can’t always get what Yoon want, but if Yoon try sometimes, Yoon get what Yoon need.

*Wistfully stares out window*

Hello my name is Dr. Grokthumb, I’d like to tell you vaccines are so dumb

Cool, how much will be spent to get to 1% in the primary?

Fuck ice, and the horse they rode in on!

Tune in to Episode 3: The One Where the Local U-Haul Runs Out of Trucks

I guess nobody told him about NINA signs

That reminds me: I think dropping a new love is blind season during the Olympics should be illegal

Speaking up and expressing opinions after government agents kill people during a kidnapping is, however, domestic terrorism…

I can only hope there is fallout at the FIA over this…

The ephebophilia apologists better start their stretches now…

Post a banger that isn’t in English youtu.be/XaID5RH0kzI?...

It makes me feel crazy that they are pretending to legislate and draw hard lines against hypothetical constitutional crises instead of doing something RIGHT NOW about the one we are actually in

MY NAME IS VEEEERRRRRRRNNNNNNN

GoldenEye64-ass character

Putting down my marker: Johnson will say he didn’t see the video and isn’t aware of his contents, but he did miraculously see that the White House apologized and took down the video so nothing to see here, let’s move it along.

Aww he wore his camo pjs!

If we make our people healthier, they'll want to participate in life*! *by which I mean, of course, working through retirement.

ACAB for Cutie

They call it a Smokey Lip

They don’t call it the National Prayer *Lunch*

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It's Tuesday... and that means new release day... another episode of "Jimmy's Records & Tapes!" This time it's bands that have songs w the same name as the band! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Ia...

Is there a ratio bad enough that will clue this dipshit into the reality of where his base is actually at?

Needs some ICE for those judicial burns

Stephen Miller gives RFK a high five passing in the hallway

Of all the things someone’s gotta say, this is the thing someone’s gotta say the least.

Q is gonna be sooo embarrassed

Do they fight every roadie that comes on stage?

This is I guess the best thing you can do *now* but I refuse to believe that he wasn’t aware that being one of only 7 people that turned the tide toward the republican vote would result in backlash, let alone on this topic. Not one talk with his colleagues?

BLOODHOUNDS RULE!

Since July, I've tracked at least 2,300 cases in which federal judges have ruled ICE has illegally detained people without bond or due process. This is one that stands out: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

It's cold, people are hungry, and the federal government has tried attacking SNAP benefits as part of their occupation of MN. Food banks are incredibly efficient in getting food to those in need. Direct donations are the best way to support, so here's that link again: www.2harvest.org

At least we don’t have to hear Charlie Kirk’s take on this

All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

This is really excellent, glad to see you given the space to go big with this @jamellebouie.net www.nytimes.com/video/opinio...

The 2026 Homeland Security funding bill that the House is voting on this week is an easy NO for me. It’s a blank check with no accountability for DHS’s outrageous abuses.

I cannot tell you how absolutely infuriatingly this stuff comes across to Europeans. When we say America is no longer a reliable ally, it goes considerably deeper than Donald Trump himself. This kind of complacent, condescending shit is a *huge* part of it.

I wonder if anyone is going to follow up with her on what that means for a family of four in relation to the minimum wage

We are watching one of the wildest things a nation-state has ever done: A superpower is committing suicide because the GOP Congress is too cowardly to stand up to the Mad King. This is one of the wildest moments in all of geopolitics ever.

If you live in the Cities, an easy way to help immigrant families in hiding is: laundry! Laundromats are ICE magnets, so people without washers need help. The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later: thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/

Looking forward to “The Price of Eggs Era” chapter in future history books

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

I must disagree with Tim Walz's theory that "Trump wants a show." A more straightforward explanation is that he wants violent repression of immigrants, nonwhite people, and anyone who stands with them. Which is why he's doing that. It's making a show. Lying down and taking it wouldn't change that.

What, exactly, is more angles of ICE’s crimes supposed to get us?

And now for our next segment: “AY I” Need to Know What’s Up?, where we ask @grok live on air to give us the latest haps…