Are sweet and sour pork buttons still a thing? They are not that easy to find anymore.

Weekends are great, I so look forward to vacuuming sand from the front door.

Holy crap, highways around Wpg are really bad right now. Crazy wind and blowing snow, wouldn’t recommend it.

If you lay down with dogs…

I just hope he didn’t steal all the toys from their Happy Meals

Imagine believing male professional hockey players are actually intelligent or give a single fuck what you think about them. Seriously, how does this surprise anyone?

Clearance rack

#PuertaVallarta is a bit of a hot mess right now.

Absolute crazy shit going down in Puerto Vallarta right now, international flights all being cancelled. Friends daughter stuck in resort, was to return home today. Very smoky around resort.

Really hoping for another classic Helle playoff like performance tomorrow.

I say make it 100% so the entire world doesn’t sell anything to the US. Let them eat cake

At least Kyle Connor and Josh Morrissey will be well rested when they return from the Olympics.

I believe in the motto “This Too Shall Pass” And last night it was a kidney stone after about a month of torture. It’s a great morning chugging coffee. Feel like I could win an Olympic peeing contest.

With average teacher salaries at around 110k/yr and Superintendents make 200k plus, not hard to understand why. Ftr I don’t begrudge teachers getting paid that to babysit your shitty kids all day.

More like bored of peace.

I learned today that Norwegian babies must get up and start cross-country skiing within hours of birth for survival.

Wait…what?

Only the Olympics can take arguably the most self policing, traditionally honour system based sport and fuck it up. Way to ruin curling you Olympic dipshits.

Well this looks nice #ValentinesDay

How did two person luge become a thing, you just look at your buddy..well we only have one toboggan so just lay on top of me..nobody will think it’s gay.

One thing I didn’t envision when I was younger is that people in the future would all have to carry a full water bottle with them everywhere. Apparently now they all have to cross the Sahara desert to get to work or school.

A sad reflection of the society we live in today, giving them no other choice.

I missed my calling for the Olympics because curling wasn’t an Olympic event when you could have a rye & coke on the boards next to you and a dart hanging out of your mouth when you threw the rock.

I really only want to know when the Olympic hockey games are on. I’ll probably pass on the giant cock ski jumpers.

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Bloody brilliant

FYI Opening date for St James location.

Can the Jets trade half of the team before the Olympic break, please.

At least it doesn’t say Cool Whip

When do we start talking about trading Lowry?

Just over here in Winnipeg thawing out a roast for supper.

I’ll see all you fuckers at the rodeo

What a snooze fest of a hockey game.

You might be a regular when… your table is reserved every Friday at the pub.

Have you checked on your brass monkey lately?

Gonna snuggle up with a warm banana bread

I was expecting an education campaign directed towards the birds or maybe a no fly zone.

Positive vibes for your block heater cord.

The orange idiot Adolf called Greenland, Iceland four times during his nonsensical rambling bullshit in Davos. Which is par for the course, but I might be a little worried if I was Iceland.

This is what happens when you stand up to a bully in solidarity.

Instead of the Rapture, we got the Rupture #Davos2026

Hegemony was added to the world lexicon in a brilliant display of leadership today. #Davos2026

Wanna bet I can snooze through back to back Jets games

In a twist of fate I believe the City of Winnipeg has been on hold for 5 hours trying to get an update on why their call centres are all down.

Plug everything in and cover your tomatoes 🤷🏻‍♂️

Some dude down the street has his Roomba snowblower out doing his driveway while he is sitting all warm in the house, and all I can think is…

Snow and winds gusting to 80kms tomorrow. Stay home and snuggle up.

No way the Jets are going to blow another game they lead against the Leafs