the worst thing you can be at chess is good at it

getting back in to chess after a year. this is bad news for all involved

i think everyone deserves to know that generative machine learning models literally have a metric called Perplexity. It's literally just a measure of how perplexing the generated output is

i'm a lifelong transformers fan. favorite franchise. i have to ask myself this question every time i see it in the wild why are non-transforming transformers figures a thing? who are they for?? they transform... that's the point...

har har har har har

newton's law says that every lock in has an equal and opposite crashout

they say you should thinks twice. i- ... i don't even thinks once.

i'm in love and it's beautiful

you ever have food so good it sends you to heaven and getting sent back makes all other food like licking the earth

sometimes I remember I'm an adult and can just go to a restaurant for a food I want when I'm hungry

NOBODY BELIEVES ME BUT BOINGO JUST LOOKS AND TALKS LIKE ALTON BROWN JUST LOOK AT HIM. HE SOUNDS LIKE ALTON BROWN TOO

on a scale of gayness from 1-10 i'm one lesbillion

I might be incomprehensible

If the camera is a circle why does the video come out a rectangle

when I lay down in bed I put the whore in horizontal

I've been on such a horror game kick lately. I'm also a scared jumpy little bitch while playing them

I'm just saying I would be the monkey to write Shakespeare on the typewriter

new set of mtg got me like edging for eternity

i fucking love space. i need to get my telescope back out

see, what they always forget to tell you is

Actually finishing up a map for the first time in... um. It's Brugge! Given a small refresh for 2025! Also updated its workshop page, too, so any lookings there is also appreciated :-) steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...

who is the villain and who is the goon in the relationship

are you tupid or are you upid

Programming is hard because code does exactly what you tell it to do

it's slopped up and fuckable

Hi. I don't know what to write here. I made something a little ridiculous :-) www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJtD...

meow

I would simply never be fooled

fuck almond milk. nasty. hate it. gross. yucky. keep it away from me.

Man. I fucking love my girlfriends. I'm insanely lucky

what if your brain in your cerebral fluid was like the d20 in magic 8 ball juice

Dr. Pepper is a woman. Only acceptable answer

i fuck with a baconator btw that shit goes crazy

Secret of the Mimic is a really good game. Fantastic atmosphere, tension, character design, and art+music direction. I've played through it three times because it encourages it and the process of secret hunting doesn't feel like a slog. Overall wonderful experience, big shout out to Steel Wool

been reminded of the time i fell down the stairs a few years ago. came out mostly fine but when i stood up my ass had a crack in it

crunch bars are great but only if they are fullsized

i would hate to be caught by the peener snipper guy

little do they know that my "i love women" (generic) has turned into "i love women" (very specific)

secular corporate xmas music be like she jingle on my bell til i slop

women

can we all take a moment to acknowledge just how fucking good corn on the cob is? actually peak food

i see myself falling in love in real time

Hiiiii! Album comes out tomorrow so I'm gonna try and get a couple more teasers out beforehand, here's one for CAVITY, OF TORN SOUL. hehe, yeay

Hello!! Coming in again with another teaser for my album, which this one you can actually take a full listen to on my bandcamp... this one's for SILENT PERSISTENCE! It's loud. See ya later!

Hellooo!!! I have my album coming out soon, so I've got a couple teasers of things on it until the 14th! The first one's for ZOMBIE SATELLITE, a collaboration between me and @deadairnetwork.bsky.social!!! It also happens to be the longest track on the album. Been a long time coming :-)

you ever think about how "finale" and "finally" are sounded out backwards from how they're spelled? final-e vs fin-ally. i think about it sometimes