“Morning. Don’t mind the mask.”

“Good morning.”

“Happy pride month.”

“Entertain me.”

“Thanks for the compliment.”

“Morning. Say it back.”

“Can someone cut me down please?”

“Thanks. You too.”

|| I like how the first thing I get when I went to customize Edward is a pineapple in a thong throwing it back 😭

|| ahem

“You okay over there?” #SeductiveSunday

5’3

Stands in 5’3.

𝐼𝑛𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑡 𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑚 𝑞𝑢𝑜𝑡𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙽𝚎𝚠 𝚃𝚘 𝚁𝙿 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜 𝚠/ 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝙱𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕 5’3 𝙶𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚋𝚘𝚢

|| Ngl the new pfp makes it look like Edward’s trapped in a bubble. I love it.

|| A couple pics of Edward. He’s still a work in progress.

|| I am currently trying to make Edward in IMVU

"𝕀'𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜 𝕥𝕠𝕕𝕒𝕪." - 𝕍ℍ𝕊 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕠𝕪𝕖𝕖 - 𝔹𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕩𝕦𝕒𝕝 - 𝕊𝕙𝕚𝕡𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕙 ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕪

𝕷𝖔𝖘 𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘' 𝖋𝖆𝖛𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑𝖘 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 𝖇𝖞 𝖉𝖆𝖞 ...𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖔𝖚𝖑 𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖗 𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 𝖇𝖞 𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙.ᐟ ─────── ⋆⋅𖤐⋅⋆ ─────── ✯ ¹⁸⁺ ᴍᴅɴɪ ✯ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴꜰᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ✯ #ocrp • #mvrp

𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙽𝚎𝚠 𝚃𝚘 𝚁𝙿 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜 𝚠/ 𝚁𝚒𝚐𝚋𝚢, 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚝, 𝚘𝚛 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝙱𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕

|| I decided to make a human!Mordecai. @parkslacker.bsky.social

“What were you just doing?”

Staring at him.

He’s eating chocolates and watching Armored Combat Sports.

Edward is knocking snow off his roof with a shovel and it starts sliding off before landing on the reader, covering them in snow.

𝙿𝙸𝚇𝙸𝙴 .ᐟ Want to prevent nasty lewd accounts from following you? Check these lists below. * bsky.app/profile/did:... * bsky.app/profile/did:... * bsky.app/profile/did:...

Yawns and stretches, and then he falls out of his chair.

|| I think the last time I played it was a few months before 1.6 came out on all platforms.

Edward is lying on his couch with a container of peanut butter filled pretzels.

|| Looks like I’m not getting the new Lego Batman game because they used UE5. And they want me to buy a NASA computer to run it.

|| Fuck it, I’m showing y’all my Xbox library. The games at the top are Cloverpit, DC Universe Online, Deus Ex Mankind Divided, Dying Light 2, Skyrim, and Fallout 4.

|| ahem

“Okay, pal.”

|| From my experience, 3 is brutally difficult if you progress a lot and the side missions will be even more difficult. Also fuck rockstar for delisting the original games. I was so close to buying them before they got removed from steam.

|| I honestly think we got severely spoiled during the PS2/Xbox days when it comes to soundtracks.

|| I had the trilogy on PS2 back then and now I have it remastered since Rockstar didn’t feel like making the games backwards compatible for Xbox. But at least they were nice enough to make Manhunt backwards compatible.

|| I love driving all the way to Las Venturas, especially when it’s night time and the sky is purple.

𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒚... 𝑰𝒕'𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒉𝒖𝒓𝒕 𝒂 𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒚 𝒃𝒊𝒕... Iɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴀɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏғ ᴊᴇғғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀ ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ/ɴᴏɴᴄᴀɴᴏɴ #OCRP #MVRP

“I haven’t watched that movie since I was like, eight.”

“Hermie? Who the hell is that? And no, I’m not into that crypto shit, sorry.”

“Shut up, Man-Bat. I needed the money.”

Edward is changing out of his elf costume, forgetting that he still had the elf ears on.

"𝙾𝚑 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚗, 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚂𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚐𝚎!" 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐋𝐍𝐔𝐓 𝟐𝟑, 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝖊𝖑𝖋 𝖙𝖔 𝕸𝖗. 𝕹𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖘 𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖘. 𝕾𝖊𝖑𝖋 𝖙𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖗, 𝖒𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖘𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖑𝖞. 𝕳𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖞/𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗. ♡ & ⟲

“What the hell did I just walk into?”

|| Speaking of spicy alts, I got one too.

Edward is currently watching The Boondock Saints with the reader.