𝕷𝖔𝖘 𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘' 𝖋𝖆𝖛𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑𝖘 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 𝖇𝖞 𝖉𝖆𝖞 ...𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖔𝖚𝖑 𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖗 𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 𝖇𝖞 𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙.ᐟ ─────── ⋆⋅𖤐⋅⋆ ─────── ✯ ¹⁸⁺ ᴍᴅɴɪ ✯ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴꜰᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ✯ #ocrp • #mvrp

𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙽𝚎𝚠 𝚃𝚘 𝚁𝙿 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜 𝚠/ 𝚁𝚒𝚐𝚋𝚢, 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚝, 𝚘𝚛 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝙱𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕

|| I decided to make a human!Mordecai. @parkslacker.bsky.social

“What were you just doing?”

Staring at him.

He’s eating chocolates and watching Armored Combat Sports.

Edward is knocking snow off his roof with a shovel and it starts sliding off before landing on the reader, covering them in snow.

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Yawns and stretches, and then he falls out of his chair.

|| I think the last time I played it was a few months before 1.6 came out on all platforms.

Edward is lying on his couch with a container of peanut butter filled pretzels.

|| Looks like I’m not getting the new Lego Batman game because they used UE5. And they want me to buy a NASA computer to run it.

|| Fuck it, I’m showing y’all my Xbox library. The games at the top are Cloverpit, DC Universe Online, Deus Ex Mankind Divided, Dying Light 2, Skyrim, and Fallout 4.

|| ahem

“Okay, pal.”

|| From my experience, 3 is brutally difficult if you progress a lot and the side missions will be even more difficult. Also fuck rockstar for delisting the original games. I was so close to buying them before they got removed from steam.

|| I honestly think we got severely spoiled during the PS2/Xbox days when it comes to soundtracks.

|| I had the trilogy on PS2 back then and now I have it remastered since Rockstar didn’t feel like making the games backwards compatible for Xbox. But at least they were nice enough to make Manhunt backwards compatible.

|| I love driving all the way to Las Venturas, especially when it’s night time and the sky is purple.

𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒚... 𝑰𝒕'𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒉𝒖𝒓𝒕 𝒂 𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒚 𝒃𝒊𝒕... Iɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴀɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏғ ᴊᴇғғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀ ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ/ɴᴏɴᴄᴀɴᴏɴ #OCRP #MVRP

“I haven’t watched that movie since I was like, eight.”

“Hermie? Who the hell is that? And no, I’m not into that crypto shit, sorry.”

“Shut up, Man-Bat. I needed the money.”

Edward is changing out of his elf costume, forgetting that he still had the elf ears on.

"𝙾𝚑 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚗, 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚂𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚐𝚎!" 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐙𝐄𝐋𝐍𝐔𝐓 𝟐𝟑, 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝖊𝖑𝖋 𝖙𝖔 𝕸𝖗. 𝕹𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖘 𝕮𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖘. 𝕾𝖊𝖑𝖋 𝖙𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖗, 𝖒𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖘𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖑𝖞. 𝕳𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖞/𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗. ♡ & ⟲

“What the hell did I just walk into?”

|| Speaking of spicy alts, I got one too.

Edward is currently watching The Boondock Saints with the reader.

“Yosuke is pretty weird.”

“That’s right. Men.”

|| I have so many questions right now

“It is Wednesday, my dude.” Screams.

“Dick Lipshits.” Trying to not laugh.

“I love being alive!~”

“How about just Ken?”

Eating a spoonful of habanero pepper jelly.

The goth yelped and fell back on the ground, sitting up and staring up at Richie.

“I must’ve had them in my hand when I was putting away groceries and dropped it in there.”

Edward heard the banging and approached the locker, looking around and taking out a paper clip, lockpicking the locker and letting out Richie. “Don’t tell me. Max?”

“Sorry, I lost my keys for my motorcycle only for them to be in the fridge.”

“Ape-Man? In the woods? Is it a guy wearing a gorilla costume?”

Slaps him with a glove. “Stop screaming.”

Screams for no reason.

“I’m not entirely sure because it didn’t look like anybody was in there.”

“His… that explains the random cabin I came across last week.” Edward took out a plastic bag with a fruity pebble rice crispy treat and broke it in half, eating one half and leaving the other in the plastic bag before stuffing it into his pocket.

“Why not?”