*takes puff* maybe I should DJ

It was pink so I had to get it

My YouTube algorithm has been ass lately. Any good video recommendations?

I need a big boy so bad ugh

So I finished watching The Paper, the recent spinoff of The Office. The first half was a lil rough but it got better and I like where the season ended off. I hope they make another season. I’m a millennial so I was pretty sure I’d like it since I really liked The Office.

I feel a lot lighter. Got a lot of hair chopped off lol.

My latest vocal stim… This is a headgum podcast.

Lots of long days in the field and I’ve been listening almost exclusively to podcasts and video essays because when I listen to music it gives my mind too much space to wander and spiral and ruminate on all the shit in my life.

Feeling so burnt out but at least I look cute

If I was in charge of the Oscars I swear I would give this video like 17 of them.

The most startling part of aging is the music you used to listen to is dad rock now.

I think the time has finally come. We need to bring back Jeeves!

I think the time has finally come. We need to bring back Jeeves!

If there’s anything positive about this Canada Post bullshit that’s going on is I’ve been spending so much less online.

You can have some belly, as a treat

I cleaned out my piggy bank and paid for my weed today with toonies and loonies 🇨🇦

Anyone on Tumblr nowadays? I miss the vibes.

My fav bit is offering my cat a hit off the penjamin

big bellies make the world go round

I love the Streisand Effect

Cutie on a cruise with the sunroof open (my ac is broken)

I need to kiss a belly

I recommended a new MacBook Air to a friend and he was perturbed to learn that it did not have a Touch Bar like his old laptop lol. I didn't think anyone liked those things but he felt it was a big step backwards.

A lazy start to Tuesday

Enjoying some sun this morning. I hope you enjoy my softie.

Wow they named a drink after me

Here’s something you never hear anymore: I wish I could take a photo, I didn’t bring my camera.

Me adding some pasta sauce to my Kraft dinner

rawr

This past week I've been very worried about a friend of mine in Vancouver. We talk often and I had not heard from him since Monday. I tried calling but his phone rang and went to voicemail.

Every time I’ve tried to use AI to help me write a message to someone, it sucks and I end up writing my own message anyways. What’s the point?

It’s always funny to me when I see a person on a bike smoking a cigarette because Bike is + Health Ciggy is - Health

I swear to god I have FOBE. Fear Of Being Early.

Happy Father's Day to all the sexy Daddies out there. I love my Daddy Bears 🥰

Well it was bound to happen eventually... a local guy on Grindr, closeted bi guy. He messaged me. I know him real life!!

Enjoying the nice weather

I’m gay and tired

Dessert!

live footage of me watching The Substance

That feeling when pizza

Lately I haven’t been worried about forgetting a good idea. It seems to me that if it’s truly good, it eventually comes back to me.

How to Serve Cunt in a God Honoring Way

Another day in the books

Beep

What bear/chub events happen in January and February?

No wonder I’m losing steam. It’s day 7 in the tractor and there were 3 full days of repairs before that.

Stretching stretch marks in the sunshine

Honk Honk

It’s my blue collar time of year