Good read

It’s so cold outside i just saw a stockbroker spooning with Zohran Mamdani on my way to work

Ever since I was a little boy I knew I wanted to operate a highly obscure world music radio station on a remote island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean

Seeking volunteers to help me research and fill a Google Sheet that tracks the ~300 city agencies and bodies that Zohran can appoint to, and whether the appointees are new, retained, or old. If this is you, hit me up!

Olivia Newton-John was truly one of a kind. Rarely is a singer as earnestly sweet as cane sugar

Does anyone else feel like the vibes are like catastrophically bad out there. People constantly screaming at each other on the train, in the pharmacy, everywhere

What the fuck are we gonna do about ICE

Mamdanitas it’s time to take those AirPods out, put that merch on, and #AlwaysBeCanvassing

The framers if they misused AAVE: We the chile

Can we start a #gayguytrend zohranfornyc.com/ivoted

10 minutes until the first day of early voting starts in Astoria and there’s already a bit of a line

As a believer in stove theory I think the shutdown should continue for as long as republicans fail to capitulate

What the release of Subway Builder, an abandoned subway station tour, the opera, and a Tunisian DJ set in one day does to a man

Internally we’re calling it the Wanamaker Wiggle

What is my gal Phoebe Bridgers up to these days

Who here in our factory is from DC (DC visit imminent)

Power’s out at my house on top of this so I’m sitting in a dark room 🧍‍♂️

Didn’t get the job that I thought would change my life after interviewing. What now

I am one of the first 150 people to get this year’s Novavax booster in New York City

An Anti-Zohran PAC just dropped $250k on ads featuring 'New Yorkers' who say they won't vote for Zohran. Except they're all stock models.

Just used my AMC A-List to use a public bathroom in NYC #modernproblemsmodernsolutions

Just saw someone grab 8 napkins for 1 taco

Fit check

Gay guy asked me where I got my hat. I told him I got it by subscribing to the New York Review of Architecture

Am unfortunately doing girl math in an attempt to justify an upgrade to orange iPhone

Every night before I go to bed I flush one Advil liquigel mini down the toilet so that the world can feel a little less pain ❤️

Does anyone want to buy my feet pics so I can see Mac DeMarco in concert

You simply cannot RSVP with a dietary restriction and then cancel an hour before

When I’m in an experiencing gratitude competition and my opponent is Brian E Morton

Uber drivers don’t have chargers anymore

Won four figure settlement from bakery that had me work three illegal ‘trial’ shifts in 2020 after baiting and switching me with a job offer

Wanted to post a thirst trap here but oomf told me engagement is at an all time low

Sorry I was gone did I miss anything

We need to abolish the phrase “just a friendly reminder”. It has never in history been friendly

Feels so good to tell an algorithm “less of this please” to content that lights up your brain like a Christmas tree

How is Sufjan Stevens 50

Hi are you aware of literally any office job (can be public facing) in NYC? If so can you pls reply so we can get in touch? Thank you!

The Astoria experience is a group of strangers waiting for the walk light going “Eugh” as a Cybertruck passes

Get your ass down to Mount Sinai ER there is literally one person in the waiting room

Is anyone compiling a list of every single Trump appointment so they can be swiftly removed as soon as possible

Maybe putting Twelver in quotes is the funniest part of this entire screed

The way the Apple Music album notes for M.I.A.’s album ‘Kala’ is the wokest thing I’ve read in months (complementary) music.apple.com/us/album/kal...

They’re calling it the best Beach House song of all time music.apple.com/us/album/gil... / open.spotify.com/track/4xhVdj...

Alive n kicking

Hombre by M.I.A. … it can really make you think

Over 1000 cyclists are killed and 130k injured a year. Can anyone tell me the number of pedestrians killed by cyclists on an annual basis? 7,000 pedestrians are dying annually from cars tho and “our bike lanes” actually make ALL road users safer.

It’s clear Zohran must end Tisch’s war on cyclists, but would that effort be better spent on replacing her with someone who wouldn’t wage it in the first place?

World’s most homesick Californian award

Is it basic if my favorite contemporary filmmaker is Guadagnino