Internally we’re calling it the Wanamaker Wiggle

What is my gal Phoebe Bridgers up to these days

Who here in our factory is from DC (DC visit imminent)

Power’s out at my house on top of this so I’m sitting in a dark room 🧍‍♂️

Didn’t get the job that I thought would change my life after interviewing. What now

I am one of the first 150 people to get this year’s Novavax booster in New York City

An Anti-Zohran PAC just dropped $250k on ads featuring 'New Yorkers' who say they won't vote for Zohran. Except they're all stock models.

Just used my AMC A-List to use a public bathroom in NYC #modernproblemsmodernsolutions

Just saw someone grab 8 napkins for 1 taco

Fit check

Gay guy asked me where I got my hat. I told him I got it by subscribing to the New York Review of Architecture

Am unfortunately doing girl math in an attempt to justify an upgrade to orange iPhone

Every night before I go to bed I flush one Advil liquigel mini down the toilet so that the world can feel a little less pain ❤️

Does anyone want to buy my feet pics so I can see Mac DeMarco in concert

You simply cannot RSVP with a dietary restriction and then cancel an hour before

When I’m in an experiencing gratitude competition and my opponent is Brian E Morton

Uber drivers don’t have chargers anymore

Won four figure settlement from bakery that had me work three illegal ‘trial’ shifts in 2020 after baiting and switching me with a job offer

Wanted to post a thirst trap here but oomf told me engagement is at an all time low

Sorry I was gone did I miss anything

We need to abolish the phrase “just a friendly reminder”. It has never in history been friendly

Feels so good to tell an algorithm “less of this please” to content that lights up your brain like a Christmas tree

How is Sufjan Stevens 50

Hi are you aware of literally any office job (can be public facing) in NYC? If so can you pls reply so we can get in touch? Thank you!

The Astoria experience is a group of strangers waiting for the walk light going “Eugh” as a Cybertruck passes

Get your ass down to Mount Sinai ER there is literally one person in the waiting room

Is anyone compiling a list of every single Trump appointment so they can be swiftly removed as soon as possible

Maybe putting Twelver in quotes is the funniest part of this entire screed

The way the Apple Music album notes for M.I.A.’s album ‘Kala’ is the wokest thing I’ve read in months (complementary) music.apple.com/us/album/kal...

They’re calling it the best Beach House song of all time music.apple.com/us/album/gil... / open.spotify.com/track/4xhVdj...

Alive n kicking

Hombre by M.I.A. … it can really make you think

Over 1000 cyclists are killed and 130k injured a year. Can anyone tell me the number of pedestrians killed by cyclists on an annual basis? 7,000 pedestrians are dying annually from cars tho and “our bike lanes” actually make ALL road users safer.

It’s clear Zohran must end Tisch’s war on cyclists, but would that effort be better spent on replacing her with someone who wouldn’t wage it in the first place?

World’s most homesick Californian award

Is it basic if my favorite contemporary filmmaker is Guadagnino

We as a society have not come to terms with how bad the JENNIE album was

Toro y Moi’s ‘Blessa’ into Mac DeMarco’s ‘My Old Man’… dip the cookie in the milk

Thinking about the time I played Sneakernight for my coworker for the first time and she thought something was wrong with the speaker because so many sounds were happening she figured an Instagram reel was playing at the same time

The M2 (La verde) in Milan is the spiritual twin of the 7 train in NYC. In this essay, I will

Dog in Chelsea named tofu

Need an urbanism minded cashpig to buy me a CitiBike membership

Multigenerational interfaith coalition waiting behind the bus stop in an attempt to shade ourselves

Stumbling on an old playlist like damn I was cooking back then

Why is Alison Roman pictured in the Wikipedia article about Polish milk bars

Left oomf unattended for two seconds at the bar mleczny only to find him nearly in tears laughing at a Jessie Ware song being used in a Polish tv advert

Oh I’m sure

What politician in the U.S. is generating this level of enthusiasm on the street. Quickly

The 70s Somali music radio station accidentally spilling out of my AirPods and playing out loud in the Duane Reade 🤣🤣 #ZohransNY