It really is unfathomable how depraved and despicable this piece of shit is. Just an evil, dumpster bin of a person.

We've reached critical levels of clown car

My very reasoned response to someone asking me to work for them NYE

Give Tiago the job permanently, I've seen enough. #RipCity

#IT:WelcometoDerry is really fuckin good

Almost daily I wonder why Che' Noir isn't a household name. Just criminal.

What the fuck

I'm sorry, WHAT?

Kristi Noem surveys war-ravaged Portland (Nah, this is too fuckin funny)

If someone prefaces a statement with "on my momma", they're about to tell you the most egregious falsehoods ever told

Wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment

This bitch is plotting everyone's demise

Craziest part of being alive in 2025 is, shit is so terrible, actual UFO footage is greeted with shrugs

No greater feelin than waking up with no work or obligations for multiple days

Finding out the billionaire who just bought the Trail Blazers is also a Trump donor isn't surprising, but it sure is depressing.

We're so back

This is a BANGER

What

Saw this last night, and it delivers everything I needed. After this and "Thunderbolts", I'm cautiously optimistic that Marvel has course corrected.

TikTok just called me a fat fuck

Do you know how fed up you gotta be to mow the lawn in the rain? And this 🥷🏾 is out here with an ELECTRIC mower and still can't get no peace

The Blazers proved anything is possible after an ugly breakup, so last night I called an ex-gf to check the temperature

This is the craziest turn of events, absolutely wild

10/10 Classic, front to back. In my Top 10 all time.

Good ass Superman movie and a solid Justin Bieber album on the same weekend; white boy summer might've been extended by 2 months

Edi Gathegi/Mr.Terrific fan club line starts here

If you've been cheated on, how'd you find out? Me? I was emptying trash from my car after a nighshift and found Budweiser cans in the trash bin. I only noted this because A) why they ain't in the recycling and B) I DONT DRINK BUDWEISER. 4 yrs later, I can laugh about it, cuz cheaters are dumb af

The footwork, the handles, the court vision...

Imagine celebrating this country

How the GOP sleeps after a day of making life infinitely worse for millions

Really curious how Cronin and Co. are going to spin this absolute basketball malfeasance.

He's a few weeks away from standing on the WH lawn and telling the press where the alien bodies are stored

These were both incredible, and if you disagree, you have a stinky bottom

I'm learning no one hates Gavin Newsom more than the people who keep electing him. "He's a demon, but he's out demon."

This shit so ass 🫩

Me waking up to the girlies fighting online

Clair Obscur has me in a chokehold. Easily my GOTY.

the thing thing about the admonition to “not take the bait” is that while it makes sense in the context of an election — where you are trying to communicate a narrow set of ideas broadly — it does not make sense in the context of “how do we make this president as unpopular as possible”

Reading Wheel of Time "Eye of the World" for the first time and marveling that Jordan nailed how fuckin stupid teenage boys are lmao. I've wanted to slap the shit outta these dumb mfers multiple times. 😩

We don't talk about the Trail Blazers media team enough. This is some incredible work here.