Good work watching that game everyone. Rest up. We’ve hopefully got 7 more just like it

I’m showing my 8 year Parks and Rec. Just saw the one where Jen Barkley convinces Ben to run for Congress. Ben: Congress? I’m not qualified. Jen: The House of Representatives, Ben. You might be overqualified.

Here's Trump saying to Bukele that "homegrown criminals are next" and talking about how El Salvador will need to build "about five more places."

Just saw a headline that said “Where In The World is [person I’ve never heard of]” and I thought oh, did they get deported too?

Fuck yes

The dude who waved the Palestinian/Sudan flag is banned for life from all NFL stadiums the day after the Super Bowl. But it took 3 months to ban the dude who grabbed Mookie’s arm.

gaetz heard a minorrrrrrr and took it personally

It’s a shame his pro poker player friend never figured out how to open his own betting account.

Always remember: there’s people who read/watched Harry Potter and sided with Umbridge.

I’d eliminate all subsidies. Every. Single. One.

If you liked this, then you’ll love part 2 in his series of I’ve Never Watched a Baseball Game: Nolan Ryan Wasn’t The Best Strikeout Pitcher

Don’t know if I should even try this immaculate grid. Can’t get Arson Judge out of my head.

Instead of implementing automatic strikes, MLB should mandate that tv broadcasts can’t have the strike box. Players and involved fans would still bicker about balls/strikes, but I guarantee at least 80% of bitching is from fans who can’t tell the difference and just saw the pitch outside the box

I hope that’s a direct quote, and Cashman really told Jed “a super insane mega-deal.”

Just found this on my phone and yep, it’s still true. So if any uppity family members say to you today, “aren’t you supposed to be a writer,” just show them this.

My immaculate grid started so good today. 0.5% on the first square. Then completely whiffed on the next two. Guess I don’t know first round picks.

So with the owner of that other site co-leading government efficiency, lol, how long until people start receiving porn bot robocalls from the IRS?

For the record, canceling Prime feels about 1000x more liberating than deleting twitter. And deleting twitter feels good.

I was watching CBS News at maybe around 1am central time and Norah O’Donnell said something along the lines of “well maybe the media shouldn’t have been talking about grocery prices so much.” Anyway, do not expect anyone with an FCC license to learn from this.

Me in a dark alley two years from now: “These are Cheese Nips! Not Cheez-Its! I want my money back.”

Made the mistake of logging into X this morning and was greeted by 311 messages of hate and denial, all posted in the last 24 hours. A good reminder that this list is already up to 2,800 and it's time for another round of invites to colleagues to join us here. I try to make about a hundred a week!

Newsletter: Microsoft is a cult driven by “The Growth Mindset,” a psuedo-science that informs recruitment, hiring, firing and promotion decisions, all while instructing employees and managers to generate performance reviews using hallucination-prone AI. www.wheresyoured.at/the-cult-of-microsoft/

If you see this, post a mountain picture.

I’m in Taiwan and I can toggle between the Fox broadcast crew and the the Chinese broadcast here. Sometimes I do just to give myself a break from Smoltz.

Who is that who keeps saying that Lux didn’t have to go? That’s an absurd statement. Of course he did—that’s the play. If he’d waited to see where the ball went it would’ve been too late. You leave the moment the ball hits the bat.

So we can all agree that Musk didn’t make it halfway through I, Robot, right?

I was not expecting a top soil mention during this debate. Of course would need to totally ignore all the mentions of expanded natural gas and oil production, but still, top soil is getting notice.