Beardless Tommaso Ciampa looks like he's in the band Shelter.

Glad to hear @andyhmurray.bsky.social slam Doritos. Whatever they did to make them "extra crunchy" totally ruined them.

Why the heck are Br*nd N*w albums still being reissued? Have we all forgotten already?

I saw Carter Vail live and it was the most joyous experience, I am now a MFing cowboy, and will only respond to "howdy" from now on 🤠

I'm genuinely trying to use X less (and ultimately not at all) but I'm a really boring person with nothing to say. So I am here, I guess.

Things I find amusing: wrestlers posting "now taking 2025 bookings" graphics. So, you weren't taking them already? You've only JUST decided you want to be booked this year?

I should probably think of some albums of the year... Alldeepends. Bob Vylan. Bring Me the Horizon. Grieving. Idles. Mumbles. Yard Act.

Unfollowed a wrestler on X coz they shared something from Andrew T*te. Less of that please

A few weeks ago, local buses added "this bus is a safe space" to the led screens. Today I just realised it actually says "this bus is safe space" which is a grammatical nightmare

There's a guy on Bake Off who looks like Lexis King mixed with Roman Reigns.

Play my short horror visual novel. It’s free! davotron.itch.io/the-fen-tiger

I assume I'll use this a lot at first, and then quickly stop and revert to X/Twitter, because I'm a basic creature of habit.