THOMAS PRIDE
@thomaspride.bsky.social
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Writer, satirist. Purger of parliament.
BREAKING: Atheists left reeling after failure of second rapture prediction embarrassing hundreds of thousands of right-wing Christians around the world proves there probably is a God after all. More soon ...
26 days ago
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Charlie Kirk on gun control, 2023 ...
about 2 months ago
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I speak some Russian, as well as Polish. Russian media nicknames Trump 'Krasnov'. Krasnov was a Russian traitor who cooperated with the Nazis and was executed by the Russians after the war.
#justsaying
3 months ago
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I'v got a great idea on how to end the war and get a lasting peace in Ukraine How about Putin gets the f**k out of their country?
#justathought
3 months ago
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Alaska is the Chamberlain-Hitler summit all over again, which ended with the invasion of Poland and the start of WW2. When will we learn from history that appeasing dictators doesn't work? They see it as weakness and just encourages them to take more and more.
3 months ago
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Donald Trump might be right that he never "wrote a picture in my life". But he's definitely drawn a picture or two ... (Sotheby's, January 27th, 2004)
3 months ago
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POLICEMAN: Sorry maam, but you can't say that. HER: He is though. POLICEMAN: Look, I agree, but it's offensive. HER: To who? POLICEMAN: To vaginas. HER: OK yeah. That's actually a good point.
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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FFS. I go on holiday for 2 weeks and now Thailand and Cambodia are fighting. Can't leave you guys alone for one moment. ๐
3 months ago
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In 2024, Boeing engineer Sam Salehpour testified Boeing threatened him for criticising safety of (Air India crash) 787 Dreamliner: "They're putting out defective airplanes. I have serious concerns about the safety of the 787 aircraft and I'm willing to take on professional risk to talk about them.โ
5 months ago
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5 months ago
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How To Stop the Rise of the Populist Right. I've been banging on about this for decades. Since the 80s, when trickle down theory in the US and most western countries meant prices were rising while wages stagnated. I said then, if this keeps on, we will face a political crisis similar to what ...
5 months ago
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Rich passport bros having second thoughts on finding brides abroad after Manchester United players go to Asia and fail to score. More soon ...
5 months ago
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Has Murdoch's Sun newspaper blamed Liverpool fans yet for the tragedy yesterday?
#onlyamatteroftime
#dontbuythesun
#hillsborough
5 months ago
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BREAKING: Reports indicate under fire US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to take the fifth. And a sixth. And another. And another. More soon ...
6 months ago
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BREAKING: Thousands of Reform UK supporters under threat after Nigel Farage threatens to deport people in Britain who can't speak English. More soon ...
6 months ago
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Close ally of Nigel Farage and leading Reform UK's MP Richard Tice thinks the NHS is a "socialist relic." Vote Reform, lose the NHS.
6 months ago
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Spot the difference.
#ReformJustPlainOldToriesButMore
6 months ago
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Since January 20th, we now know what the UK under Nigel Farage would look like.
#NoMystery
#OligarchsInGoldElevators
6 months ago
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Question: What would a UK government be like under Nigel Farage's Reform party? Answer: Much like the US.
6 months ago
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EU for them. Brexit for the rest of us.
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Putting the country's finances in the hands of Nigel Farage would be like giving it back to Liz Truss and the Tories ...
6 months ago
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Hmm. Just researched this, and over two-thirds of Reform UK's local election candidates are former members of the Conservative Party. Vote Reform, literally get Tories.
6 months ago
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BREAKING: Canadian government urges calm over threats of invasion by Trump administration after research shows most Americans unable to find it on a world map. More soon ...
7 months ago
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The greatest obfuscation being perpetrated here is not by MAGA or Trump. It's by the Republican Party. This is not MAGA or Trump destroying the US. It's the Republican Party. Don't let them squirm their way out of this.
7 months ago
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BREAKING: US left red faced after high level leaks of intelligence by top level Trump administration leaders show none of them have any. More soon ...
7 months ago
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BREAKING: Researchers at the CERN institute in Geneva discover huge black hole at heart of Trump administration. More soon ...
8 months ago
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Remarkable - but true. Donald - in old Gaelic means 'great ruler'. Trump - in old English means 'to deceive. Donald Trump literally means 'The Great Deceiver'.
8 months ago
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There are 756 billionaires resident in the US. And not one of them has chosen to be Batman.
8 months ago
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BREAKING: Further setback for Elon Musk as billionaire Space X founder explodes shortly after lunch. More soon ...
8 months ago
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BREAKING: In an olive branch to Elon Musk, Ukraine suggests it would have no objection to the billionaire locating his next Space X rocket test flight above Moscow. More soon ...
8 months ago
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Apparently, Canada, China and Mexico have introduced tarrifs on over a $100+ billion worth of food products into the US, producing food shortages at many US fast food outlets. At least we know now why Trump so suddenly decided to turn the US eagle into a chicken.
8 months ago
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Dear
@boardofdeputies.bsky.social
My family on my father's side was almost entirely murdered during the Holocaust for being Jewish. When Jeremy Corbyn was leader of Labour, you regularly accused the Left of anti-semitism, despite no concrete evidence of it. 1/2
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Turns out it was never the 'unpatriotic' Left who would be willing to threaten our national defence, dismantle NATO, be riddled with Nazi anti-semitism and give away our secrets via Russian assets. It's the 'patriotic' Right.
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Quick question. If Donald Trump, Elon Musk and Nigel Farage were all on fire, and you had to act quickly but you could only help one of them, which pub would you go to? A. The nearest B. My local C. Try something new D. Go to an off-licence and curl up with something tasty in front of the telly
8 months ago
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BREAKING: Atheists left reeling after far-right Nazi saluting Anglican priest Calvin Robinson - who rants against illegal immigration - has his US visa revoked and becomes an illegal immigrant himself, proving there is probably a God after all. More soon ...
8 months ago
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Interesting that Trump's been accused by a former KGB officer of being a Russian asset with the codename 'Krasnov'. Krasnov for Russians has great meaning. Pyotr Krasnov was a Russian traitor who sided with Hitler while Russia was at war with Nazi Germany. So a traitor. And a Nazi.
#justsaying
8 months ago
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Most people don't really understand just how much money billionaires hoard. If you count to a million non-stop, at the rate of about a number a second, it will take you about 14 days. If you count to a billion non-stop at the same rate it will take you 37 years.
8 months ago
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In 2018, after an investigation (link below), I showed that antisemitism was by far more a problem of the right not the left. By concentrating on smearing Labour with fake accusations, real nazis were emboldened to act with impunity. And so it has come to pass.
tompride.wordpress.com/2018/04/10/p...
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Profile of REAL British antisemites: right-wing, anti-Corbyn, pro-Brexit, love Daily Mail, hate Muslims too
I know it doesnโt fit the narrative, but real antisemitic activists in the UK are NOT Labour Party or Jeremy Corbyn supporters. In fact, our investigation into thirty of the most active Britiโฆ
https://tompride.wordpress.com/2018/04/10/profile-of-real-british-antisemites-right-wing-anti-corbyn-pro-brexit-love-daily-mail-hate-muslims-too/
8 months ago
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Dictator Roosevelt should not have started WW2 by brutally attacking Japanese bombs with their ships at Pearl Harbour.
8 months ago
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I dunno. I admit I'm no expert on international relations and diplomacy. But the Trump administration and Russia in hours of delicate talks today, trying to find a solution to the complicated problem of how to end the Ukraine war? How about get the f**k out of their country?
9 months ago
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A reminder that along with privatising the NHS and handing out tax cuts to UK billionaires, Nigel Farage also wants to relax UK gun laws. Farage said that "if you criminalise handguns then only the criminals carry the guns." FYI, the US on average has one school shooting every week.
#NotSatire
9 months ago
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Donald Trump, along with his billionaire supporters Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy are on a private plane, feeling bored, when Trump takes a 100 dollar bill out of his wallet and says: "I could throw this 100 dollar bill out of the window and make someone very happy."
9 months ago
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BREAKING: Trump administration reveals ambitious plans to turn US into cashless society by giving it all to Elon Musk. More soon ...
9 months ago
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Trump supporters must be very confused by the Hunger Games. They'd be on the side of the wealthy leaders making everyone fight for survival, thinking, fair enough, no one has a right to food. Until they themselves are chosen to die of course.
#DOGE
#USAIDCuts
9 months ago
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Elon Musk Goes to Heaven One day, Elon Musk is testing one of his latest self-driving cars when suddenly it swerves to the right, hits a lampost at high speed and he dies instantly. When he opens his eyes, he's standing in line outside the Gates of Heaven.
9 months ago
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Wait wait wait! Today, the ChatGPT CEO accused DeepSeek of stealing its data. ChatGPT and DeepSeek are applications that work by scraping - or stealing - data from websites around the world. Which means ChatGPT is unironically accusing DeepSeek of stealing its data for stealing data.
#deepseek
9 months ago
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BREAKING: Porn star Bonnie Blue's '1000 men in 12 hours' record at risk after US President Donald Trump signs executive order freezing all federal spending and screws the entire country in 2.34 seconds. More soon ...
9 months ago
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The Chinese government already using
#deepseek
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9 months ago
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I'm no tech expert, but I think I've found a flaw in the
#Deepseek
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9 months ago
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It seems Deepseek, the new Chinese AI competitor to ChatGPT, not too keen to chat about some things ...
9 months ago
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