it's called yaoi b/c yowie!! that dick in my ass ain't no joke,,

DONUT VORE OUR CHILD

Rune and I dipping our only child in bbq sauce then throwing them in a shredder like the terrible dads we are

Eden my baby...my angel...we've done such horrible things to you...please forgive daddies...sincerely, daddy....

rune actually stands for rune unbirthed nine million emarbles

Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!

clocked out of my shift & as i was leaving my coworker was literally getting fucking swallowed by a sea of ppl checking out at her stand & she was literally doing this,,,,,, 😭😭

day before thanksgiving,,,,,,wish me luck b/c i work in a cheap ass grocery store,,,,

Me: "I've been killing the same brand of spider nearly once a week now." Rune: "Brand??? Is it like Walmart's Great Value brand or something??? 😭😭😭" Me: "NO. I can't remember the word for them being all from the same family." Rune: "Species???" Me: "THAT'S IT."

@skeleroon.bsky.social babe I found you a gift that will remind you of me everytime you put them on...

i'm 25 now what the fuck,,,,,they should make a birthday that ages u back a year instead,,

Discussing important topics in the group chat

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my partner took like 7 straight fucking shots of rum & barely got drunk meanwhile I can't even go 3 deep w/o crying over my damn childhood what the fuck

fucking hell my husband just called me a hungry hungry hippo b/c of my past marble endeavors 😭😭 i can't even deny it bitch, call me a click clacky hippo

Little more progress today. Hopefully finish it tomorrow.

wait did biden rly say there's at least 3 genders & then told the person asking him abt it to shut the fuck up?? i'm legit sobbing,,,,,ik he wasn't an amazing president but god he was better than whatever the fuck is running around in the white house rn

BYE - dashare.zone ADMIN

Art by • Aya Yatki

Origami piece #4 : Butterfly This is by far the easiest one I made so far. Didn't mess up once. I'm super tired too and I still did it, even with my eyes watering from yawning so much lmao. #leukas:origami

#Jewelry : my first ever bead loom project. I've learned a lot from this first experience and have found ways to improve the work and the flow. I don't have all the components just yet to make it into jewelry, but when I do, I'll post about it 🩵 #beads #beadart #art

i gave up smoking 9 months ago but god i rly want to smoke a big fat cigar at least once before i die,,,,,,,they just look so fucking ridiculous 😭😭

if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets. no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.

my partner is so fucking funny bitch they'll make ringing noises like a phone then follow it up w/ a "damn somebody better answer that phone" then go back to playing their game LMFAO,,

My hair stylist is holding a food drive since food stamps aren't be distributed this month and possibly many more months to come and wow...imagine a person who styles hair for a living is doing more for the community/America than our own president/government is doing. I'm actually floored.

LINK'S HEAD SPINS AROUND WHILE WATCHING THE DOG AHHHHHHH

Art by • Gerald Brom

Stop doomscrolling and just learn something. Learn to fix things, learn a skill, there are so many free resources. Start writing, start drawing, who cares if it sucks just do something, do anything. You will feel so much better.

weekend plans

bless the fuck out of chappell roan doing god's real good honest work when christians & republicans are too afraid to,,,,,

Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus

Chappell Roan Unveils Midwest Princess Fund for Trans Youth — and She’s Already Raised $400K

my husband & i just watched saw together again & everytime there was a heavier gore scene they raised up their hands & waved at the screen b/c they couldn't take it 😭😭 bitch said bye bye gore!!

If I'm upset, giving my partner's Poké Ball a little squeeze helps.

my husband's mom is watching the nightmare before christmas (my favie movie!!) & god i forgot how much i want oogie boogie to sit on my face,,,,,🥴🥴

Using ChatGPT

Yes, and, because I am a resentful creature, I would also like to add: 'You're not a bad artist. You're just on social media.'

i love you horny horror i love you exploring sexuality and desire through unsettling means i love you sexual repression manifesting as self destruction i love you intimacy transforming into something grostesque yet beautiful i love you finding comfort and love in the monstrous i love y

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

NO KINGS

sry i haven't been around much!! been mcfuckin exhausted & i'm starting to feel the times,,,,,shit is rough rn but thank god for sleep & pizza rolls,,

Madoka changed my life

husband is having a rly bad low so i'm trying to spend time w/ them & today we made an alfredo bake!! it turned out ok!! i wanna make cookies at some point too but we'll just see how they feel later on,,

i've never heard my husband sob before until yesterday & fuck it rly is heart wrenching knowing the current world is so fucked up that they can't be happy right now,,,,,i ended up crying too,,,,i rly hope things get better soon b/c i think we're all at our limits

why the fuck did a book acc like my reply to my husband saying they're hot as fuck,,,,,,,like i'm glad u agree but fuck off

This is so cute. I've always been a big fan of Miis so this makes me happy. Recreated Rune and I's Miis. Please leave this alone Nintendo. 😭 Here's the link btw: mii.nxw.pw (you have to sign in with a Discord account btw)