/ ignore how it took me 18 fuckin days to respond to that. i haven’t been checking my cookie run accounts

YOU HEARD ME!!!

'I'D BECOME FUCKING DESTITUTE BEFORE I'D BE YOUR MAN.' ( #mvrp / #aurp ) ( #galacticskyrp )

/ wanted to show off my most recent (practice) shadow milk doodles. still trying to figure out how i’ll make his ruff work but imm slowly figuring it oouutt

don't be deceived by the one pulling the strings.

⠀ Yeah. Uh-huh. Who even ARE you?

EVERY SINGLE COOKIE OUT THERE IS DISGUSTING

⠀ What does it LOOK like.

⠀ IDIOTS! FOOLS! ALL OF THEM!

⠀ Oh, fiiiine! You have NOOO idea how to have fun around here! ( a dramatic roll of his eyes. a facade of seriousness can only be held for so long; he bursts into a fit of giggles as soon as he’s finished talking. for a professional actor, he can’t seem to keep a decent act around his peers. )

⠀ It’s my very source of entertainment! Of course, you wouldn’t get it. You’re not Earthbread’s finest playwright, poet, director, actor, and trickster! /Looooots/ of things will be confusing to you! I hinge on even the slightest bit of perplexity stemming from ordinary Cookies. Oh, it’s beautiful.

/ ohh my god this is beautiful. 🙏🏾🙏🏾

⠀ ⠀ bsky.app/profile/wish...

/ the blueberry poptart did NOT work wonders this time. i will have to do my replies tomorrow

⠀ It's the confusion! It's the disorientation! IT'S THE THRILL! Seeing how countless lives can be sent into a spiral over /one/ little lie, oh ... it's delectable. Ohh, c'mooon, 'Sugar! Where's the fun in limiting myself to one area? Just gimme ooooone of your Cookies!

/ suddenly i feel corny.

⠀ Ehehe! Isn't that fun? All these Cookies groveling, BEGGING to be told lies ... so easily deceived, it's music to my ears!

/ I HAVE LIKE 24 OF THESE BY THE WAY. it's very difficult to keep up

/ perhaps i /should/ make a habit of cycling through my accounts. i would have missed those notifications.

⠀ ( his head turns vigorously, as if he'd known she'd be there heretofore. a toothy grin crosses his face, eyes locking onto the other's. ) Vanilly! I've been expecting you!

⠀ In the land of the living, there's dead. In the land of the dead, there's living.

⠀ ( he’s cackling at nothing. )

⠀ You can’t tell right from wrong. You can’t tell true from false!

/ aahh i peek in. hello

𝐸𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒹𝒾𝓈𝒶𝓅𝓅𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝓇𝑜𝑜𝓂 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝓊𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈. ₊˚ ✧ ━━━━⊱⋆⊰━━━━ ✧ ₊˚ #cookierunrp #crrp #mvrp

𝒯𝒾𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝓇𝓊𝓃𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔? 𝒲𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒹𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃? ₊˚ ✧ ━━━━⊱⋆⊰━━━━ ✧ ₊˚ #cookierunrp #crrp #mvrp

I'm more than the credit I get, those fools just don't realize it yet!

/ guess who’s back. back again. how long has this account been deactivated. let me see

⠀ #CRKRP, #MVRP. ⠀

/ thank you tarô mágico whatever you are. i knew you’d like one of my posts at some point

⠀ ( pitifully so, the eye of deceit has already captured her! such a shame, and she wasn’t even given a chance to flee. but he’d be DAMNED if he just let anyone leave like that! after all, he’s just arrived. ) “ Leaving so soon? If I didn’t know any better, that would have shattered my soul! ”

/ i will do my replies … soon. farewell