Altimas always have damage you’ll never see on any other car

Today really feels like a Thursday huh

Some of you people need to hurry up god damn‼️

Nothing hurts more than when a bit fails and you have to explain yourself

Starting tomorrow, one vehicle will be chosen every day to take on everyone else's traffic violations. You may think that's good, but watch out - everyone gets a turn!

Have existing toll violations? Make sure to send $8,000 to my venmo to have them removed! Otherwise we'll get you

There's going to be a big ol' pileup from exit 4 to exit 9 at 5pm today so avoid that section as it will be CLOSED and any violators will be evaporated on sight so don't even try to go that way

Since Bluesky is a bit more popular now, I'd like to show off how I decorated my bus for the holidays last year! I plan on doing something similar this year too

Paper straws are definitely the worst thing to happen to the food industry

Traffic is a scam made up by big car. It isn't real. That grandma in the fast lane going the same speed as the trucks in the right two lanes is an agent of the CIA and was hired solely to annoy you

About a dozen people have told me that Always Sunny is a good show but every clip I’ve seen just doesn’t do it for me

Erm.... That just happened

Get out there and vote today!

These streets were made for driving

Youtube should bring back rewind so we can make fun of them again

Fun fact! Only 3% of truck lane traffic is caused by trucks :)

You can just drive past all the cars and merge at the last possible second. Saves a lot of time

Working with our engineers to invent a system that launches cars forward on on-ramps when they’re not speeding up to match the flow of traffic

Thats what we like to SEE

i forgot to post here 😭 #transformersone

Mojang has had like 9 years to work on Bedrock edition how is it still this terrible of an experience

Alright everyone I think it’s about time I came clean

Attention all NJ Turnpike travelers! Starting tomorrow (10/18/2024) all tolls will be nullified! Feel free to take off your EZPass hardware and blast through the tolls!

I was giving my dog some wet dog food and the smell made me salivate

Can you people drive a little faster please

one of my favourite things I've made this year!! Gusteau's Kitchen! 🐀🍽️

Damn I need myself a fat man right about now

When I'm watching Family Guy and they're being mean to Meg