the three wise men after traveling to meet jesus

New solo! 113886832

happy new year nerds also like i have a new level i forgot to tell u guys haha

imagine a geneticist thats recessive in the bedroom

I Saw The Urinal Piss Rebound

“There’s an ad behind me, isn’t there” my friend Andrew, unprompted, about the TV above him

“There’s an Indian family behind me, isn’t there…” my friend RJ, unprompted, about the Japanese family behind him

fucking wet cob for dinner again. ugh.

sup blueskoomfs, i didnt forget about you i just forgot about you

when i go fuck your wife i wanna hear those cuck classics cuck classics, cuck cuck classics

dont you lecture me with your…eh, close enough

sehmuhluhtuyuhnuLUHUHVUH

whats UP blueskoomfs

id be a terrible loanshark id be like “hey! um just checking to see if u have the money, totally okay if not! just wondering”

we give them job at police department

racc respect button ➡️

well if my chemical romance so much then why dont marry it

COSMOGONY RATED WHAT THE FUCK GG

youtu.be/23ysDDPqs_0 VIDEO

492 attempts lmao gg wtf

remember folks, violence is just a part of life

eated a lemon

fun fact laws dont even go to law school, lol, whats even the point

what do we want? ANTHEMS!! what do we want? LATE NIGHTS!! what do we want? MY FRIENDS!! what do we want? NEW YORK!!

what would YOU know about 🆑🆎🆘 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

FINALLY finished the silly witch cat, meet Juniper!! 🧹🐈✨

do you remember an album we used to listen to together? it was called loveless by my bloody valentine

do you remember a show we used to watch together? it was calle- OH NO FUCKED UP BABY WE JUST FOUND

do you remember a show we used to watch together? it was called learning with pibb- OH NO OWEN HELP IM PIBBY GLITCHING

do you remember a lunch we used to eat together? it was called lunchly by mr beast

if my name is girl, and your pussy is sandwich, then we can make a great team

you bluesky people are gonna LOVE this

where’s your anger

i forgot how to eat

she looks closer like i have anything more to offer girl i have been laid bare

not this weird ass man in his feelings to fucking drake on the train get ur life together this is just sad

this bitch is staring at my phone like a 7 year old cos her phone died i cant do anything this is a prison

never playing pool again

so which fucking one is the third one i counted five

oh fuck

im sorry what fucking week was i walking 20+ flights of stairs a day on average

NEW bluesky-exclusive post (GEOMETRY DASH EDITION): blue NINE CIRCLES

this might surprise you, but this is not happiness, considering the glaring absence of this feeling

Imagine if someone was stuck in a scorching hot desert and you showed them this video

brand new bluesky-exclusive joke: blue skibidi

have yall seen this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣