My wife’s toxic trait is that she wants to burn down the house! 🤦🏻‍♂️

And now to figure out how to list these with about 3 billion color combinations 🤔

Young Silver Dragon. This was simple to paint so I’m thrilled with how it came out. Standard Hero Forge mini for size comparison. #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #ttrpg

I am "why are those lights on" years old.

Wife asked me to do something. I said, "I'm right on top of that, Rose." Her and her friend, almost in unison, responded with, "Who's Rose?" Kid these days...

Must have more dragons! The black dragon is an older Icons of the Realms figure. The rest are newer. The dracolich is probably the BBEG of one of my campaigns… born from the black dragon I already have. Hero Forge mini to show scale.

I did a bad thing… but it’s so good. #transformers

I know I’m repeating myself but I’d like to throat punch whoever set the default tempo of happy birthday.

“3 pieces each” and this one little prick with just a dumb Scream mask on took 2 handfuls. Oof… why I oughta…

Hell. No.

Ooooh no, mister. I’m not falling for it! Ain’t no mimics getting me this Halloween!

Let’s goooooo!

Why is slapping a competition? This is the absolute worst timeline.

Red hat dippies in Disneyland make me laugh. I’m convinced they wear those hats because they’re looking to start shit.

Today I realized that I’ve got a better chance of seeing the Epstein files than I do getting a straight answer outta my kid.

At a festival today and there have been at least 30 kids under 12 walking around with phones. On rides while on their phone. Eating and on their phone. We’re doomed.

If “arise, Rodimus Prime” doesn’t do it for you, you’re dead inside.

I haven’t gotten a Transformer since I was a little kid. I think I started something bad though.

Why, yes! I WILL go see Rush in June. Always regretted not being able to see them with Neil. Been following Anika for a long while and I’m excited for what’s coming!

Welp, here we are only a few days after episode one and the toxic AF critters are out with their pitchforks saying anyone who doesn’t like a certain cast member is just racist. I thought Star Wars fans were bad.

Definitely adding these to my shop. I have a d12 too!

I just learned about a UFC fight at the White House. Aside from an atrocious joke, what in the absolute fuck is this timeline?!

I would like out of this timeline please. Kthxbai.

Tuesdays are early school dismissals for the boy. Shot down to Disneyland and it’s been… and adventure 😆 dunno what his deal is but we’re bordering on ‘this was a mistake!’ In any event, he and I are about to get our spines misaligned on Matterhorn. I can’t wait! Been 9 years since I’ve been on it!

Forgot about this one-Thursday was favorite band t-shirt day at the boy's school. He didn't have any so I asked him what band he wants on his new t-shirt. He gave me an "uhmmm" for a few seconds and then shouted Iron Maiden. I pulled up a bunch and he excitedly picked this one. He's a good egg 😉

Came across a Reddit post about using group initiative. Thought I'd try it. Used it in one campaign's game 2 weeks ago and then another campaign's game last night. Both proved it to be massively successful. All players were visibly more engaged and on their toes. Will do more tests...

Few people deserve to meet their end like yesterday and I’m not celebrating it but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna mourn someone who was so anti basic human rights and outwardly advocated for pew pew deaths calling them necessary just to protect 2a rights.

This a thing? I was mildly curious if twitter was still a dumpster fire.

Wife wanted a “little thing” for our daughter’s first. Her father and his wife decided they’d step in and turn it into an excessive look at me show. Can’t wait until this is over.

I thought Disneyland tested my patience. Then we came to Hurricane Harbor. Oooofaaaaaa 🤬

Oh my god I really hope this isn’t a joke because I wanna see how many people this can trigger!

Sure I may be unhinged, and my handwriting is atrocious, but I can at least figure out my kids snack and lunch box the night before so mornings are MUCH less hectic. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Uhm…. Walmart, I don’t think these are quite what we’re looking for.

This kid’s running out of Lego sets… and we’re running outta money 🤣

For today’s before school entertainment, the boy chose 86 Transformers movie.

We’re trying something different tonight. Making the kid’s snack box and lunch box tonight instead of rushing tomorrow morning.

A little yard work and cleaning today. Hope everyone’s weekend started off right.

Ok, Big Thunder Mountain was NOT a great choice for his first ever rollercoaster. 🤣🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Pretty successful day for far.

The boy’s first saber. I got some feels happening…

JF at Galaxy’s Edge. Whatcha doin buddy??? 🤔

TK orientation today and this dude walked in how my dad told me to walk into rooms: Don’t be cocky, be confident. I didn’t have to say anything to this kid, he just walked in like it was any regular day. Watching him grow is truly one of the best and worst things of my life.

Plenty surely love the CR announcement. I don’t. I don’t have to either but I will at least give it a try before I blindly kick it to the curb. Sure, there has to be an evolution but I didn’t think this would be that. 🤷🏻‍♂️ time will tell.

Oban and Sweet Jane in the pool, ribs in the smoker, some friends over we haven’t seen in 2 months… today’s a good day.

Rushing to get the boy out of the house this morning. Wife hits me with “did you forget what we’re doing today?” I look at our calendar because I don’t remember. Nothing on the calendar. She had forgotten to tell me we’re going to Hurricane Harbor today. I am not a fan of water parks.

I absolutely hate car dealerships and the way sales tries to push bullshit on you. No, my guy. Let ME show you the math on that. 🤬 Today was a necessary evil.

$700 ikea trip and this is the only thing for me. I knew taking the wife with me was a terrible idea 🤣 to be fair, it’s all for the kids.

This morning’s project. I need to build this kid a Lego table. Might be hitting Ikea today.

Kid’s playing hooky today. He’s been dying to get on a train so the wife and I decided to take him to Santa Barbara. Well hit the zoo then a kids museum and then we’ll split.

Got an electric dethatcher. Did two passes on the backyard. Lawn looks bare but I can see the dirt again so maybe it's ok. I'm shite at yard work. Next project: Put up lattice or slats to cover under the deck. Subsequent projects: Too many for my old body to do.