PRESENTING: The “highlights” from Trump’s speech, earlier today, at the United Nations:

Erm - How much money has British Athletics had from Lotto funding? They used to do much better without. Maybe it’s time to put these millions and millions of pounds to something more worthwhile?

IT’S HAPPENING OVER HERE TOO:

Scrabble fans! Want a daily word game of the Scrabble stylee? I’m currently second on the overall leaderboard for today… Think you can beat me? HUH??? scraple.io

PRESENTING: An exclusive clip from September’s edition of THE TV PODCAST - Coming soon!

EXCLUSIVE: This year’s Lifetime Achievement gong recipient at tonight’s National Television Awards:

That Angela Rayner resignation letter in full:* *Not really** **Said for legal reasons.

Fair play to it…

There’s a TikTok live from Scarborough right now, showing the extent of the fires on the moors… Looks VERY scary: vm.tiktok.com/ZNHGvc99MLVU...

Such happy, happy days.

Jim Bowen was born this day in 1937. As weak an excuse as I need to post these photos from 2008. A lovely, lovely man who brought a whole load of hilarity to the studio… On this show which never made it off the shelf 😵‍💫

EXCLUSIVE: The remaining twelve contestants to be announced for #Strictly 2025:

A couple of photos for your eyes to ingest. More to follow over the next couple of days. Can’t wait for you to hear / watch the podcast once all the libel and viciousness has been edited out… Which will take 11 years.

🎶 Reunited and it feels so gooood… 🎶 #Quizmania #Quizmania20

If you’d like something to do for twenty minutes this evening, with a chance of winning a neat wee prize - AND to be able to say, “I was there before this became a worldwide internet sensation”, then make sure you’re at www.enlivon.com at 7.55. It’s free to play! Be there!

Fancy watching all the funny bits of a two hour Classic Quizmania without sitting through the less entertaining parts? Here’s the video for you! And no. It’s not 1m 14s long. youtu.be/mI8wuKhtmEU?...

This guy was made for karaoke. Oh, don’t get me wrong - He’s a terrible singer - But he can have one eye on the lyrics and one eye on the audience.

ON JULY’S TV PODCAST: The BBC / Gregg Wallace… Channel 4 orders The Bonnie Blue Story… Hole In The Wall… ITV launches Shark! Celebrity Infested Waters… ITVX merges with Disney+… Amazon gives Phoebe Waller-Bridge $100M for nowt - AND MORE! youtu.be/1uCKW9qj64Y?...

My youngest has started looking after people’s dogs, as a way of earning money to buy cabbages, napkins and padlocks. Just look at this one who’s arrived for two days. Meet Gnocchi. It’s fine. I’ll take this from here, Eleanor.

And let’s end the day with a song. Goodnight.

Coming soon to ITV… A new detective series. Set in the seaside town of Wart-On-The-Scrote, Sally Colostomy and Brenda Lupus try to solve murders - All with hilarious consequences. That’s Colostomy and Lupus, starting this Friday at 9 on ITV. Or stream now on medication.

NOOOO! THIS IS TOO CONFUSING!!!

I’m not in the mood.

Some excellent comedy shows on this YouTube channel. Click on “Playlists” and take your pick of your favourites. youtube.com/@steve-e4c4b...

Some words.

Good morning. Let’s start this glorious Friday off with a wee sing-song.

#Glastonbury #Glastonbury2025 #GlastonburyFestival #Glasto #GlaxoSmithkline #SueLawley #MincedBeef #Handjob

Richard Whiteley. 28 December, 1943 - 26 June, 2005.

That was a LONG walk. Both KNACKERED now.

I may just have the best suntan I’ve ever had. If only I had the chiselled body to go with it. I mean it DOES look chiselled - But like it’s been chiselled out of blancmange.

It’s the latest edition of The TV Podcast! Watch here: youtu.be/60Nu4mEk4bk?...

That’s the June edition of The TV Podcast “in the can”… It’ll be coming to your eyes and ears in the next week or so… After we’ve cut out most of the libellous stuff.

I really don’t get nervous when broadcasting live. Adrenaline pumps - Never nerves. There was once ONE exception. When Ross Lee joined me to co-host a Halloween Special early edition of Quizmania. Watch this - And find out why:

7. SEVEN. SEVEN POUNDS.

How, exactly, are the huge budget cuts at ITV going to affect the channel’s programming? Here’s an exclusive, made-up-by-me look at one day’s cut-price line-up for next week. youtu.be/jbdeK3Rr3E8?...

A wee look at my opening (Stop it) for the Marston’s Big Pub Quiz from last Thursday, streamed live (audio only) to around 350 premises across the UK.

Unbelievably cold on Scarborough’s North Bay right now. A biting breeze coming in off the North Sea. Officially 11c, but far colder than that with the wind chill factored in. London - Enjoy your 19c and bright sunshine. Bastards.

Holy smokes… Have just stumbled on this YouTube channel… Some rarities and some absolute GEMS to be found and enjoyed. And one or two things which will leave your jaw on the floor. youtube.com/@steve-e4c4b...

What, in the name of Nana Mouskouri, is this bloated gorp on about?

It’s here! The May edition of The TV Podcast! If you’re into yer telly - Fill yer belly! Either grab the audio version from your usual poddy place, or watch on YouTube! Don’t forget to like / share / subscribe / fondle / caress and twiddle. youtu.be/CBgliHaH7cs?...

The WEIRDEST thing just happened. I’ve arrived in Leeds early, so I’m sat having a glass of Coke on my own - When suddenly, out of nowhere, a complete stranger yells at me, “ALRIGHT, COCKSHOULDER!!!” What the hell’s all THAT about?

Yeah. There’s nowt wrong with us A-listers’ teefs.