Don’t know what to say, so happy #tightywhiteytuesday I guess 😂

Once again in need of cuddles 😴 #tightywhiteytuesday

Warning: reflections in this mirror may be distorted by socially constructed ideas of beauty #mcm

Since there is yet another new follower wave; If you have a blank profile without the little sunrise icon, (meaning you had plenty of time to add a profile pic) I despise you even more and hit the block button with even more passion 😘

Also recently had the bright idea to dictate my Alt Texts. Why didnt I think of this sooner? So quick and easy 🤣

Had a really exhausting but successful day for my recovery, so I treated myself to a cherry blossom bath 🥰

Whatcha looking at down there? 🚿 #mcm #monochromemonday

If you see this, post a concert pic you took Shawn Mendes Mar 31, 2019 Hallenstadion Zurich

Full twink mode restored 🙂‍↕️ #smooth

A little spring throwback for humpday since the weather is getting colder 🍂 #humpday

Ready for bed and ready to be cuddled 😴 #twt #tightywhiteytuesday

People from my past?! Nuh-uh, you can keep them, thank you very much 🥹

Butt on a Monday? Is this allowed? #mcm #monochromemonday

Wait, you guys got bookmarks? (Roll out the update Bsky!!!!!!)

After 10 Months being out sick, I sent in the official paperwork for professional reintegration. I‘m kinda scared, but also happy my life is slowly going back to its (new) normal 🫣

I‘m wet 🚿 #humpday

I need someone to come cuddle, put their entire body weight on me and squeeze me so hard my bones crack. Is that too much to ask for? 😴

The Show Must Go On 👑 Because it‘s become a bit of a life theme song by now. 🫣

Steamy shower 🧖🏼‍♂️

The bills have been rough this month, anyone want to buy some underwear? 🤣(Jk, unless 👀)

You heard what Co-Star said, volunteers to the front please 🙂‍↕️

If you ever wondered how I answer unknown / spam texts 🌚

Toasty buns anyone? 🍞 (Yes‘ I‘m wearing sunscreen)

Another day, another sweaty boy 💦

Cheeky skinny dip for #humpday 🩳🤿

A little throwback to the brat jock for #NationalUnderwearDay

Once again for the wave of newbies coming in ✨ (I just blocked 12 in 24h)

Someone come tuck me into bed, I am TIRED 😴

Four pics to defend your face card

Babyface makes a comeback for #humpday 😇

Farmers tan was popping today ☀️

Is Co-Star trying to kill me? 🤣

10mins after this, I was caught in the heaviest rain 💦🤣 #monochromaticmonday #mcm

this is me when I scroll Bluesky

Threw on my favorite thong for #thongthursday 🤭

I came, I cut, I conquered. 💇🏽‍♂️

The cabbage whites have been feasting on my nasturtium plant and I cant even be mad, it so nice to see more butterflies 🥹

Tired boy is tired 😴 Come cuddle 🧸 #mcm

The face I'm submitting to Bluesky for verification

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? I‘ll be fiiinee ✨

Happy Humpday! 🍑 (With a splint because the universe apparently hates me this week) #humpday

This is your reminder that kitchen utensils are SHARP 🥴 Spent 3 1/2h in the ED and my kitchen is full of blood 🥹🤣 (send ibuprofen)

I know you wanna touch the sky 👀🍑 #humpday

My 4 go to Candy (bars) - Switzerland edition 🙂‍↕️ We‘re called the Land of Chocolate for a reason 🤤

Polyester and 33 degree heat don‘t mix well 🫠 #mcm (Thats 91 freedom units for my American friends)

I was hoping the wind would be a nice relief in this heat, but no. I now know what the inside of an airfryer feels like 🫠

I‘m sweating so much, I could shower three times a day 🫠 #fcf #idontliketheheat

I feel like I‘ve been sweating my ass off today. Happy to report its still there. 🙂‍↕️ #humpday

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

I have no clever caption, so heres me in a jock, in the woods. Enjoy 🤪 #humpday