If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal. (If not friend, why friend shaped? 🥹)

Snowed a bit overnight, huh. 🫣🥶

Wednesday, butt, yada yada yada, you get the concept. 🙂‍↕️

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

ALRIGHT EVERYONE, GIRD YOUR LOINS 🤩 #tdwp2 #thedevilwearsprada2

Kim Davis can go suck a big fat [REDACTED] abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics...

Pssst, wanna know a secret? I‘m naked under all this foam 😜 (Also ignore how I look, I‘m a sick, sneezy boy)

After 9 years, I just cancelled Netflix. The constant price increases are insane. 23$ for the normal level subscription? 🤨

27 🎈🥳

Freshly bathed, clean, tired and ready for cuddles 😴 #mcm

IM NOT 🥲

What‘s it like in your head?

Updated my Tinder, just for funsies. So which way are ya swiping? 😜

come taste the pumpkin spice? 🎃

49x Smash, thats all. 🥵

Using emojis only mood: 😴😴😴 relationship status: 🥹 kids: 🙅🏽‍♂️ how many pets: 👌🏼 fav color: 💙💜 fav food: 🍔🍕🍝 fav season: ❄️⛄️🧤 hobbies: 🖌️✂️📃🎮 fav holiday: 🎄🎅🏻 job: 🖥️📦✈️ most used emoji: 🥹😂🙂‍↕️

I was cold all day, so this was a perfect way to spend the evening 😴 #mcm

Might even drop the soap 👀 Happy #humpday my lovelies. 😌

Don’t know what to say, so happy #tightywhiteytuesday I guess 😂

Once again in need of cuddles 😴 #tightywhiteytuesday

Warning: reflections in this mirror may be distorted by socially constructed ideas of beauty #mcm

Since there is yet another new follower wave; If you have a blank profile without the little sunrise icon, (meaning you had plenty of time to add a profile pic) I despise you even more and hit the block button with even more passion 😘

Also recently had the bright idea to dictate my Alt Texts. Why didnt I think of this sooner? So quick and easy 🤣

Had a really exhausting but successful day for my recovery, so I treated myself to a cherry blossom bath 🥰

If you see this, post a concert pic you took Shawn Mendes Mar 31, 2019 Hallenstadion Zurich

Full twink mode restored 🙂‍↕️ #smooth

A little spring throwback for humpday since the weather is getting colder 🍂 #humpday

Ready for bed and ready to be cuddled 😴 #twt #tightywhiteytuesday

People from my past?! Nuh-uh, you can keep them, thank you very much 🥹

Butt on a Monday? Is this allowed? #mcm #monochromemonday

Wait, you guys got bookmarks? (Roll out the update Bsky!!!!!!)

After 10 Months being out sick, I sent in the official paperwork for professional reintegration. I‘m kinda scared, but also happy my life is slowly going back to its (new) normal 🫣

I‘m wet 🚿 #humpday

I need someone to come cuddle, put their entire body weight on me and squeeze me so hard my bones crack. Is that too much to ask for? 😴

The Show Must Go On 👑 Because it‘s become a bit of a life theme song by now. 🫣

Steamy shower 🧖🏼‍♂️

The bills have been rough this month, anyone want to buy some underwear? 🤣(Jk, unless 👀)

You heard what Co-Star said, volunteers to the front please 🙂‍↕️

If you ever wondered how I answer unknown / spam texts 🌚

Toasty buns anyone? 🍞 (Yes‘ I‘m wearing sunscreen)

Another day, another sweaty boy 💦

Cheeky skinny dip for #humpday 🩳🤿

A little throwback to the brat jock for #NationalUnderwearDay

Once again for the wave of newbies coming in ✨ (I just blocked 12 in 24h)

Someone come tuck me into bed, I am TIRED 😴

Four pics to defend your face card

Babyface makes a comeback for #humpday 😇

Farmers tan was popping today ☀️

Is Co-Star trying to kill me? 🤣

10mins after this, I was caught in the heaviest rain 💦🤣 #monochromaticmonday #mcm