No need to struggle in silence my world domineering friends!

I really need to update the employee code of conduct to stop this kind of frivolous activity!

…are we there yet??!…

Driving cross country to let everyone know that I am NOT in the Epstein file… unlike that OTHER failed businessman bent on world domination by weaponizing other failed men to destroy democracy. There are certain things even I wouldn’t do! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER — CC

The Cannon Ball Toy Run cup will be MINE!!

What!! I love Minneapolis! I will not be sending my Internal Cobra Enforcement team there, you got your ICE mixed up! We don’t shoot innocent people in the head, we convert them! and I most definitely do not mess with kids!

EWWW… gross… intolerable, like watching your cousins kiss!!

Those pesky Joes are always on my mind!

What can I say CARMAX gave me a good deal!

The HISS is the winner here, everyone says so, it’s the best! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -CC

Even I’m not this petty!!

Rabble rousers!!

@destro better have refund check!!

OOPS!!! Did we say the quiet part out loud again??!! No more filming ICE debriefings!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! - CC

Here is to the fascist take over, we are now officially the United States of COBRA. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! -CC

Expect a bill!

SpoonKiller here with my FRED TALKS to help you start the year with the right mindset: Life is short, ignore the noise and do what makes you happy 😅 #gijoe #newyear #tedtalks #mentalhealth #actionfigures

Destro showing off our latest top secret projects to the Baroness!… New Cobra Cola vending machine and a new Cobra Cola can design with play feature! What do you guys think?

“How is your jacket so poofy Mindbender?!”

Merry Christmas everyone! youtube.com/shorts/38H6B...

Hope you’ve all been good little troopers this year because Viper Claus is coming to town… #gijoe #arah #christmas #santa

COBRA had this in the bag! The solution to world hunger… but no, GI Joe, the imperialist guard dogs paid for by the multinational agro-conglomerates had to put a stop to free boundless all organic giant vegetables! The world must unite to end this tyranny, join COBRA! #gijoe #arah #worldhunger

My Thanksgiving coping strategy!

Our latest Extensive Enterprises endeavor to rule the world!!… one taco bite at a time… #gijoe #arah #tacos

A few things are going to be set right now that I’m in charge! #gijoe #arah #mountrushmore

“Destro you FOOL, this is all YOUR fault!!!”… #gijoe #arah #fault #blamegame #management #gijoenation #gijoecommunity #gijoefeatures

Just another beautiful day in Washington DC. Love being in charge! #gijoe #arah

Lies!!!!

Don’t I look handsome and fierce in my fancy tuxedo!

A “friendly” reminder to all you rabble rousers out there!!!

I don’t know why I let HR talk me into these things…. youtube.com/shorts/RYjy8...

Another serious Saturday morning mission prep!

Chill Saturday morning at COBRA HQ…

Zartan will do anything BUT HIS F^*%ing JOB!!! Get back to work you fool!

The Baroness and the Twins reporting on Operation Liberation Day! Great work by ME, never thought it would be so easy… #gijoe #cobra #trump

Things I can finally do now thanks to the new and improved FDA…ARBCO Milk! One taste and you’re hooked! #gijoe #cobra #milk

This is how you properly plan an operation! No pesky reporters, Russians or Joes here! COBRA!!

Just to put everyone’s mind at ease… COBRA HQ doesn’t use Signal! #cobra #gijoe #amateurhour

The murderous GI Joe crime syndicate strikes again! RIP Viper Ted…🥺

A little Saturday morning reading. #gijoe #cobra #sof #soldieroffortune

Welcome to the team boys!

More RED lasers you FOOLS!!!

Just a little Saturday reading in this little office space I’m “borrowing” from Putin. COBRAAA! #cobra #gijoe #time #whitehouse #president

COBRA TIME! #gijoe #cobra #time #cover

“At last, true financial freedom is within our grasp! The Paoli brothers will now head the SEC—, insider trading will be the only kind of trading! COBRAAA!” #cobra #gijoe #crimsontwins #sec #super7 #trump #maga

The destruction of America is taking too long! I will therefore announce new department heads to replace the ones Agent Orange has put in. All hail Doctor Mindbender, to replace RFK to head the HHS. #gijoe #cobra #maga #trump #hhs #toys

Didn’t even have to fire a single shot, just had to defund education to ensure that the average American barely operates at a 6th grade level. #cobra #gijoe