feels like an internet milestone i’ve just hit — being doxed. only problem is that i am not this guy nor have i ever heard of him lmao. 😭😭😭

hail is truly the most unhinged type of weather, the sky shouldn’t be able to throw stones at you. if elected i will

in hell i would just be eternally in an elevator with strangers

why do labor guys all wear that hat

tell me why portland restaurants think it’s chill to play elliott smith songs in midwinter??? i’m just trying to grab a little snack.

shout out to matcha - gotta be one of the all time best dirt flavored foods

moon big!!!!!!!!

dogs are so funnyyy because like WHY do you have that stick 😭

Been watching Godzilla vs Kong for an hour and a half and still have no idea what’s going on.

My intrusive thoughts won (I’m back on bluesky)

it’s a lot of radlibs in portland who think they’re anarchists lol

she let me hit cause i’m a lil spooky

check it out, u can literally clean your shit off the toilet in a public restroom when there’s a toilet brush instead of leaving poop caked on for the next person / the staff to clean.

the grinch did nothing wrong

anyways there’s another rapist in the extended pdx community. not so much the protest scene, but this dirt bag makes money off anti-cop art while being a violent piece of shit.

“fuck abusers. but” tells you all you need to know here. ignoring how many people including reputable journalists have witnessed Jad, Rick, and other men from Free People PDX physically assault women & others while handwringing more over imaginary “snitchjacketing” than actual rape is crazy lol.

only henry pissinger’s death could get me to log back onto bluesky.

Definitely seems like a replay of the very obvious police attempt to tacitly take control of the situation in early 2020. They expect there to be no activist memory over the years. It’s up to people new to this to listen and to be informed about these tactics.

one of my biggest flexes is that i straight up don’t know the words to the national anthem

wes anderson will literally make a movie about a fox rather than make a movie with a single person of color in it lmaoooo

looking at the people who’ve liked me on hinge and physically shaking from the effort of not lobotomizing myself

morale is HIGH

i concur

if i ever somehow have more than a million dollars in my bank account please shoot me in the head

gandalf when he does his outfit reveal (throwing off his old raggedy robes to show a blinding, pristine white cloak beneath)

all jokes aside, i love when billionaires die :)

money is brain rot

tried pilates yesterday. it was kinda weird

how i sleep knowing i hit “notify anyway” every time my friends are in do not disturb mode 😌

me when pre-9/11 New York appears in a movie i’m watching

need all my friends to stop being polyamorous and get married so i can go to a wedding already……

i have NEVER seen a man look good in a crop top, especially a sleeveless one so you can see their shoulders, and certainly not while also wearing low rise pants so you can see his happy trail and the waistband of his underwear…. 👀

disappointed beyond words that faking your own death is wayyyy less common than it seemed as a child

ICWA upheld can i get a W in the chat??????

peanut is cancelled for excessive fluffiness

this is me. when you’re being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to.

love being on an unfamiliar social media :) it’s like being a newborn baby :) :)

aho 👹 it’s party time