- - - - > TELL HIM TO KEEP IT UP I can tell. Keep it up. I bet you’re gonna be a natural at it. (You then smile softly.)

- - - - > ADMIRE THE POSE - - - - COMPLIMENT HIS NAME Wow. You really went all out on that. That’s some real dedication. Good to meet you, Berdly.

Oh. Uh, alright then. - - - - > INTRODUCE YOURSELF - - - - BE MYSTERIOUS Anyways, I am the Overlord. Former ultimate target of the hero but still a tyrannical ruler of demons.

- - - - > REASSURE THE BIRD - - - - SCARE THE BIRD Uh, hey. You seem worried. Sorry if I freaked you out.

- - - - > SAY “YEAH, YOU” - - - - PRETEND IT IS NOTHING Yeah, you.

(You see that a blue bird with glasses is here. You’re very confused yet no surprised.)

balloon Yeah I’m finally bringing back the pink demon lesbian

(You finally wake up and look at the calendar.) I’ve been asleep for 3 months?!

balloon Also go follow @sleepynightguard.bsky.social because I’m active there most of the time

balloon Reminder to follow my Mike Schmidt parody

Well, take some time to consider it, okay? You’re welcome though.

(You also sigh.) You should definitely avoid her for longer. You can stay in my castle for safety, okay? Just as a friendly suggestion. (You really never thought this would happen at all but the hero is clearly in danger.)

Oh. Damn. I’m sorry for you. (You never thought you’d be saying that.)

So, how’s everything been actually? Guessing it hasn’t been good with the maiden acting crazy.

Huh. I guess she went all crazy after I “died”. I’ll talk to her about this. You’re welcome, Hero. (That was one of the first times you’ve ever said that.)

Huh. You know, I thought you’ll be like shocked and just crying. (You really don’t know if he’ll do that.)

What? I don’t remember that happening.

Well, someone’s cheerful today. What’s got you in such a good mood?

Damn. Uh, I got nothing either.

balloon I love how the overlord and the maiden are just parental figures to the underling

So, how do you think we should do restrict the underling’s access to stuff online?

Heh. Thank you, dearie. (You give her a peck on the forehead before smiling.) We seriously should restrict the underling’s internet access though.

Oh, speaking of that. I was just cleaning up the castle. The underling threw popcorn everywhere. All over a zombie riding a chicken in a movie. I think I’m safe to say that we should get restrict the underling’s internet. (You sound so disappointed right now.)

Mhm. Yeah. Just playing video games is all, dearie.

I mean, if that makes you feel comfortable then I won’t worry about it. Just know that you can talk to me if you need something, okay?

What’s with the glitching? (You’re just confused now. What is going on?)

Well, I am. Anyways, how’s your day, dear?

You do know that I’m here, right?

balloon Reminder to follow my Mike Schmidt parody

A hug? Uh, sure. I can give you one. I’m confused on why you need one though. (You awkwardly hug the HERO.)

Why are you in my castle? Also, you’re purple now?!

You can’t just accuse me of cheating because I love someone! (You kept on running. Even though you’re a demon, you’re smarter than to fight someone who threatened to harm you.)

Never! You’re the cheater for trying to harm an overlord!

- - - - > RUN - - - - FIGHT BACK (You instantly run away. No way in hell are your horns gonna get clawed off.)

My horns are gonna get ripped off!

Wait what.

Jokes on you. I’m also a demon. (You’re just smiling.)

Okay, well, fuck you too.

You’re just saying that because you don’t have someone to love.

Huh. Okay, anyways. I’m hoping these people except you can get out of my castle.

Oh. Yeah. I did do that. God, I still feel super guilty about that. Screw, Tragedy. (You then thought about something.) Wait. If we have Tragedy then where’s Comedy?

But what if I’m in danger? I obviously don’t want you to die. (You take a deep breath.) Look. I know you don’t like it but what else can do? It’s our only choice, love.

Oh, you gotta be kidding me! How am I gonna have to defend all these people at once? Some day, I’m gonna teach you how to fight, dear.

Okay, okay. I’ll try to calm down. Please tell me you’re learning to how to fight.

Why are people breaking into my castle? Are those people one of those heroes who are trying to kill me?

Oh. Sorry. Got a bit too carried away. I’ll try to cut back on those also. (You're just sweating in worry.)

Whoever this “let” person is. They better know that I’m dating you. If I find them then they’re gonna get a talking. (You then have your signature death stare.)

What does this mean?!

Flint and steel!

(You just blush and smile.) You’re welcome.