This is a French Curve and it is used for marking out patterns/cloth in tailoring #muckyminds #naughtythoughts 🤣🤣

What’s the right number of Roses to give to your partner on Valentine’s Day? 6? 12? 24? Or should you just give them the whole tin? 🤔😉🤣

Should you need to exit the building in an emergency, always remember to get your giant manhood out first 🤔😳🤣

Support the fighters Admire the survivors Honour the taken And never, ever give up hope #worldcancerday

Now if anyone knows a “Fanny Sheraunt” we’d have the set 😆

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Just had an idea for a new product..... a ball-gag with a built in kazoo 🤔 *smack*....*voooop* 😆😆

If you add Cookie Monster eyes an Alien Xenomorph it instantly becomes less threatening. 😭👀🤣

This TV series was superb, mad as a box of frogs and compulsory viewing on Friday evenings. If you remember, you had a wonderful childhood 👍

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The word of the day is Pissedified, for when you’re both pissed off and mystified at their fecking stupidity at the same time. Thank you 👍

He’s only gone and done it again!! He has resolved the war between the Beckhams. Praise be! David Beckham will apparently give “The Donald” his recently received Knighthood as a thank you 🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣 NARRATOR: And while he was still laughing, he walked to the bathroom to check

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#truth 😆

The age of men is over. The age of celeriac has begun! 🤔😳😆

Challenge Anneka? …. Space 1999? …. Or …. channeling the Freeman's catalogue Spring/Summer 1974? 🤔😆

This is Stew. He’s the Soupervisor!! #IWillSeeMyselfOut 😆😆

As part of my new year fitness regime I did twelve miles on the treadmill last night 😃 ....... and by "treadmill" I mean sofa 🤔....... oh, and by "miles" I mean cookies! 😔🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪😳🤣

Now the snow is melting, I guess I should remember to give Granny her teeth back 🤔😳🤣

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When the chilli is super hot 🤯🤣

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LYING BAR STEWARDS!!…😆

📺 Blackadder (1982-1989) 🤣

Between the two of them, I’d trust M3GAN more than Crispy Gnome

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Just had a whopper in Burger King. Had to pull the chain twice to flush it away. 🤔😳😆

I’ve said worse 😉🤣

Congratulations to Richard Tice and Isabel Oakeshott on their engagement 💍 😆😆

Today’s weather forecast ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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When you remember your BIT locker key and password to login to your work systems first time after the holidays ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Back to work tomorrow 😢

HONK!! 😆

Looks like someone Slashed my tyre 😳😆

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I will be strong and do this 😆

I’m really looking forward to starting my new job at the Main Reservoir on Monday 👍

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Well someone had to say it 🤣🤣

2025, I’m sorry my dear but you are up for elimination 2026, don’t…fuck…it…up!

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Well, it won’t eat itself 😆

….and children, this is why Call the Midwife is always on the BBC at Christmas 🤔😆

Using up Christmas leftovers (Tip17) 😆