To all those who moan about being wished Happy Holidays, it was good enough for Dickens in 1843, so STFU

Am I the only one who sees this?

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I’m soooooo tempted to buy these poop bags 🤣🤣

I’m having a real hard time believing these guys are gay. I mean, look at that bloody tree….no way!! 🤣

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So, my original idea was to bake chocolate caramel cookies for the office Christmas lunch and used individual Rolos……… unfortunately it looks like I’m taking Nipple Cookies instead 😳😆

As it’s the season of Elf on the Shelf, may I present to you ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

When is Christmas again?? ⬇️⬇️⬇️🤣

Despite incredible advances made in the treatment of HIV, there is still far too much stigma and misinformation surrounding the subject. #WorldAIDSDay is a day of remembrance for those lost, advocating for those in need, and creating a future free from stigma & inequality 💗

…and so it begins! May the odds ever be in your favour 👍

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I can be such a rebel sometimes 😉🤭🤣

"Santa Claus: The Movie" starring Dudley Moore, John Lithgow, and David Huddleston was released in cinemas today in 1985…..40yrs ago!!! #nowdontyoufeelold 😳

Our local dentist is doing half price teeth cleaning at the end of this week… It’s Plaque Friday! 🤦🏻‍♂️😆

I laughed way harder to this than I should have 🤣🤣🤣

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May the Yuletide spirit commence 🎄 #christmastreeup #nofucksgiven

Angry Ginge and Aitch when the public votes them for another trial on I’m a Celeb 🤣

In the run up to Christmas, this will be me…..repeatedly 😆

Now this is a Quiet Piggy ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Just an idea, but Apple could redeem itself after that entire “U2 album” mess by dropping the Epstein Files into everyone's iPhones automatically 👍

What’s your dirty elf name? I’m Muffdust the Red-Assed Welfare Mom 🤣

When you’re in the car, singing at top volume to the radio but you can’t remember all the words ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️🤣

Donica Blewbillski 🤔🤣

Donica Blewinski and his Big Beautiful Bill 😳🤣

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The Met Office have upgraded Storm Claudia to a critical weather event with TRAITOROUS WINDS AND SEVERE THREAT TO FRINGES. Stay safe, stay faithful everyone 😆

So bloody true!

It’s been a rough week #tiredtiddies

A massive #FuckYou to #KimDavis who, as a petty minded bigot, believes in her right to get married four times to 3 different men, over the rights of gay people to get married one time. #lovewinseverytime

Only 6 more Monday's before Christmas #hohoho #youcheckeddidntyou

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.

Truth 🤔👍😆

I’M A MATURE ADULT I’M A MATURE ADULT I’M A MATURE ADULT 🤭🤭🤭🤭

R.I.P Pauline Collins (03Sep40-05Nov25). A wonderful actress of Stage, Film & TV. Upstairs Downstairs, The Liver Birds, Doctor Who, Quartet and (of course) Shirley Valentine. We’ll miss you Pauline, won’t we wall? 😢

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🎶 McDonald's! McDonald's! Kentucky Fried Chicken and a... 👏👏😆

When you realise there’s a little over 8 weeks until January and you’re still trying to lose weight, get rich and learn Italian from last January 🤔😳🤣

For those who send Christmas cards….todays the day 🤣

What do red necks do for Halloween? … … … They Pumpkin 🤔😳😆

Happy (Hall)0(ween) 😳😆

Tried to glue vampire teeth into my pumpkin and accidentally created a cumkin 😳🤣

LIFE TIP 376: Always obtain a second opinion before going ahead with a tattoo that depicts the sun melting snow on your garden shed. 🤔😳🤣

It’s meteorological filth, that’s what it is! 🤣🤣

#truth 😆

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R.I.P Prunella Scales (22 June 1932 - 27 October 2025). Reunited with Timothy West 💗💗

Well, it’s that time of year ….clocks went back this weekend ….nights are drawing in ….weather is getting colder ….heating is turned back on The season of the invisible penis is upon us 🤔😳🤣🤣