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Occasionally serious, sometimes random, frequently unruly, generally irreverent Barbenheimer fan.
Good morning, Happy V-Day and all that
10 months ago
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Morning gang. Think I’ll be following this advice
10 months ago
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Hey, want to hear some impressive swearing?
10 months ago
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Good morning. It’s already Tuesday so, may as well go for it at this point
10 months ago
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Yes of course I’m watching it anyway I can’t help myself 😖
10 months ago
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Teddy hid the boy’s shoe so he got sat on the chair of shame for a talking to. Don’t let his face fool you. He is totally unrepentant.
10 months ago
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Got all the others but wtf is number 2 I feel stupid 😭
10 months ago
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Idk this seems completely plausible 🎶
10 months ago
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I woke Moo up unexpectedly when I got home this evening 😆
10 months ago
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Just don’t make it into a drinking game or you’ll be a goner
10 months ago
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A bee discovered the hummingbird feeder yesterday. Now all the bees are completely wasted on syrup and the birds are pissed
10 months ago
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Where’s the lie?
10 months ago
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Alt National Park Service
10 months ago
It’s official: Elon Musk’s staffers have now illegally obtained classified information from the USAID office. Here’s a recap of what’s happening:
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Perfect night for sitting out with the moon and some tea
10 months ago
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I’ve always wondered what savory jello is all about
10 months ago
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These knuckleheads have a case of the Fridays
10 months ago
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The US Virgin Islands 🥰
10 months ago
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I try not to cross post here from the bad place, but this fucking guy is back and you *know* this is one of my pet peeves 😭😭😭
10 months ago
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Welp 🤷🏻♀️
10 months ago
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Istg it must be about January 94th by now 😭
10 months ago
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Well it *is* Friday
10 months ago
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Morning. Almost the weekend, fam
11 months ago
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Morning! Preparing for 4 more years of this
11 months ago
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Who else wants to join me in playing the “will my kids still be Americans tomorrow” game? 🙄
11 months ago
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When legislators don’t understand basic biology 🤦🏻♀️
#WeAreAllWomenNow
11 months ago
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Is it true that people in the US are having politicians auto-added as their FB friends?
11 months ago
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If you’re in Indiana with kids, and are even thinking about leaving your marriage, act fast.
add a skeleton here at some point
11 months ago
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Morning!
11 months ago
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Morning. An appropriately analogous start to today
11 months ago
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Morning! Happy Sunday, I guess?
11 months ago
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Morning! Plans for the weekend?
11 months ago
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Gtf out of my office, Brad
11 months ago
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Deepwader
11 months ago
Our last tax year California sent $500 BILLION in tax revenue to the federal government. More than any other state; and got back less than $160 BILLION in services. Just saying.
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Istg every second ad during the playoffs has been for boneless wings. When did this become a thing? They’re just nuggets, right? Are we supposed to be too cool to eat nugs now?
11 months ago
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Morning my lovelies
11 months ago
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I have this photo that I love that’s remained unframed for years because I can’t decide how to frame it and whether to remat. It’s tricky because the copper colour almost glows and I don’t want to damp that down. I know many of my clever friends are probably good at these decisions. Please help 😭
11 months ago
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Why does Blitz want grapes so desperately? *No she did not get any
11 months ago
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Morning! Back to work and school today, gang. Here’s a flyer for your boss from me
11 months ago
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Good morning and Happy New Year to all. I hope you kicked 2024’s ass out the door or gave it a fond kiss farewell as appropriate. Onwards we go. One foot in front of the other.
11 months ago
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Pretty good 2024 wind down this afternoon before heading out to tonight’s festivities.
11 months ago
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Morning! Happy Sunday
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Oh alright then
11 months ago
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The boy and I escaped the house for a Boxing Day hike and a waterfall soak and we haven’t seen a single other person
11 months ago
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Aaaand Blitz is done. Merry Christmas, everyone 🥰
11 months ago
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Morning!
12 months ago
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All right, who’s in charge of thos ride? I want to get off.
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37 Percent Of US Dog Owners Think Vaccines Will Give Their Dog Autism
Vaccine hesitancy has gone, quite literally, to the dogs.
https://www.iflscience.com/37-percent-of-us-dog-owners-think-vaccines-will-give-their-dog-autism-70522
12 months ago
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Finally done with my shopping 🌋
12 months ago
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Morning! Happy Sunday
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