It begins

It’s like nobody knows just how good I am at building a sub sandwich.

Time to watch Die Hard and get in the Christmas spirit

I’ll know when the potatoes are boiling when I hear the water overflow and sizzle-burn on the stovetop

*enormous bong rip* "Jeff did it."

"What do you think, detective?" "Uh, I think I need to walk around for a bit."

Is it called High Potential because she gets high to solve crimes because if not I have an idea for a show

Good morning, my little king crab legs.

Bought a boneless beef roast for my New Year’s Eve dinner. Going to make that slow-cooked beef-onion-anchovy dish again and this time I will start it on time!

Posting feet on main! Baby’s first pedicure. My heels are so soft!

Yes! My doctor should be just as ill-informed as me. In fact, I insist on it. www.statnews.com/2025/12/30/a...

Basement reno starts Monday!

Niecie and I are going out this afternoon for a pedicure day. I’m so excited to have someone rub my feet 🥹

Good morning, my little tinsel tassels.

🎶 Singin’ meeeeeee me me me me more cowboy than you 🎶

There’s no easier word to spell than ICY. I see why.

Frankly whatever is happening outside is none of my business

Letter by Andy Fillmore says owner of Dartmouth Cove lot will begin work Jan. 5 reported by @suzannerent.bsky.social

Good morning, my little ice pellets.

I ate too much pasta and have regrets.

glad to be back home in halifax

So my Tiguan will ding at me once when I’m low on gas, but will ding every 4 fucking minutes when my washer fluid is low??? FUCK OFF!!!

Home Hardware in Sackville has all their Christmas stuff 75% off! $4.25 for 21 ornaments is very good. And the red ones are soooo pretty.

Good morning, my little turkey thighs.

Hadn’t eaten since 3:30pm so just polished off the rest of the turkey leftovers, and put the dishwasher on. Watching Ozark and will maybe be back to sleep by 4am for a few hours.

Fell asleep on the couch before 8pm, awoken at 12:30am with period cramps. I have no one to blame but myself.

Special weather statement for freezing rain on Monday. Get your road salt tomorrow if you haven’t already!

Drove to the mall and didn’t even attempt to go inside after battling the parking lot. Just left. It was way too busy and I don’t need anything that bad.

Won $64 on my lotto ticket! Got a couple more then gave $20 to the cashier because she was being really cute with people in line ☺️ Happy New Year to her!

If I see you being kind to someone who really needs it I might just fall in love with you a little.

Gonna do some shopping for my single mom bestie’s surprise stocking. Any recommendations? So far I have a little local scented candle, scratch tickets, a sheet facial mask, tiny jams, and some chocolate.

Working a little bit to cover leads (the trade-off for having Jan 2nd off) but at least I can lay down whenever I want and not have to worry about Teams telling on me

Good morning, my little shaved truffles.

My favourite present was the bear spray from my boss

Now back to not standing up for a while.

Hot showers are a true blessing.

I have no hot water 😭 but I just turned the breaker off, located the reset button on the tank, and turned it back on again, after watching some YouTube videos. The only thing is that I didn’t hear a CLICK when I hit the reset button, but we’ll see.

And that is Christmas 2025 🎄 Spent last night at my older sister’s place with Niecie and Nephie after a big family dinner and Niecie’s birthday. My little sister and her man stayed at my place, and just left as I came home this morning and left the place spic and span 🙌🏼

Only 363 more shopping days until Christmas

Current charcuterie situation - delicious chaos

Good morning from the juice of 1000 clementines

Going to Meemaw’s shortly for annual Christmas Eve dinner. She is Niecie and Nephie’s paternal grandmother and I love that they call her Meemaw 😂 the kids’ other cousins will be there too, and I have a crisp $20 for each of them. I may not be blood, but I still have to be cool.

TURN OFF YOUR ALARM!

OFF FOR 12 DAYS! 🎉

in case you wondering if Threads is still the home of the dumbest takes on the internet

Gimme the Lou, gimme the Lou! - Biggie, probably

from the "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" article

Gotta get cozy at work somehow

Why are the mornings dark again 😩