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media update

Sometimes, I wake up and just wanna hate so bad— (jk, saw this on TikTok and laughed)

Oh i forgot about it here because Balatro and Reddit

People always want to get me out of character like I won’t set a hot curling iron on your neck. Leave me alone.

What a lovely way to talk to people!

happy birthday to my lover, my best friend, the whole nine yards. (two Sags in a room, they gone kiss!)

I too wish for a cream pie to the face

Dear universe, May my hair always be healthy, my ass fat, my pocket full, my health good, and my friends keeping me from ever doing stupid shit that could get me clowned in the internet for eternity. Amen.

He loves it here

it’s turtleneck season!

gotta kiss all the wrapping paper around his birthday gifts to match his age (I kissed the envelope too!)

yeah yeah yeah

i wanna spread my skeet amongst the masses. how do i magnify my reach?

be wanting to scream “girl, don’t nobody care!!!” but

matching!

damn yall ain’t see that skeet

one more person complains about the skin tone of my emojis and I’m calling myself brown skin until I die

Me waking up every day:

I’m actually far from fucking chill.

Pretty sure I imagined reading my ideal favorite book as a kid so now I need to write it myself so I can stop reliving a story that apparently doesn’t fucking exist.

not a Great Depression, but a minor sadness.

no parlays, just thousand dollar graphics cards… 😭 dating runs your pockets

what are you about to do to me?

Birthday girl 🩵🩵

Khalid is queer? Water is wet, the sky is blue, the sun rises in the east, I’m confused as to why this is news.

By the time most of you see this, it’ll be my birthday!

My friends saying something that reminds me we’re all the biggest haters.

Me and the homies point and laugh at you.

Cropdusting on a plane should be a felony. Criminal charges must be brought against these heinous offenders.

I actually raw dog all of my essays, composition, and poetry. My revisions just include adding one or two sentences to clarify tone and grammatical error correction.

First Menace has a birthday tomorrow.

Who here likes books?

Period

I was drinking last night

Did Amy really cheat on Kif?

Can’t wait to see the “Seeing all the skeets on Bluesky about scamming made me think about how I scammed you out of more blue skies with me. Tell your mom I miss her” posts.

Filing them sharper rn

Sup losers

Does texting people who don’t know you or follow you ever really work as a segue to a relationship or does everyone try that with me because I’m impossible to find in real life?

For anyone wanting to know if I’m attending AWA, Atlanta has cooties — I’m not going! (I genuinely want a break from Cons)

i have a deep craving for seafood at this time.

“Everything is too woke!” And it’s literally just anyone other than white people existing.

It’s so nice to be recognized as funny and queer over here. 😌

Us leaving that other app:

My favorite emoji to post when I know I’m saying some bullshit is:

Let them eat cake has been exchanged for “let them eat unpasteurized dairy products.”

When is the last time you went to play outside? For me, it was MomoCon.