Who?

What.

Stupid one… Stupid kitchen… Stupid stupid stupid… Stupid having to take care of two… Ugh…I need a break…

The point is that people care about you two. I’m not gonna fucking bite you just because you want pain. Thats just dumb. Get some help…please.

That’s my cue to go check on him…I think he’s doing worse.

Does biting people count as an April fools prank?

This image is untrue, I’m single and ready to mingle

Ohh I’m so sorry to hear about two falling into very severe depression he gets five big booms… BOOM! BOOM BOOM! BOOM! BOOOOOMMMMM!!

I’m bored.

What the FUCK do you mean you can’t do this anymore..

@freesmartlover.bsky.social I’m watching you.

I’m not going to stand around and wait for two. I’m going to bed. Goodnight..

Where in the actual hell did two go?! He’s in no condition to be walking at night.

That’s my cue to go check on two I guess…

That’s…an issue I don’t want to deal with…two can deal with that…

//I always feel shitty after blocking people but like…gotta do what’s right yk? I don’t block people just because [cough wcp cough]

Pinchy pinchy >:>

Happy saint Patrick’s day! I’m going to punch anyone who’s not wearing green or isn’t green today >:]

Where the hell did tennis ball and golf ball go off to this time…

Two needs to eat. I’m not going to stop till he does..

Yes we do…you don’t take care of yourself. It’s slowly killing you the less you eat and drink…the more you just lay in bed…

I’m going to bed…I don’t care about taking care of two right now I need to take care of myself first…tomorrow I’ll check on him…make sure he doesn’t…yknow…etc etc…normal taking care of two stuff…goodnight…

Has two even been eating anything…?

I’m worried about two…he keeps shutting me out…and everyone else…he needs to talk so someone..

I love it!!

I feel almost obligated to watch over two…almost like he’s a younger sibling that I need to watch over…

I think I know how to help two sleep…I’ll try it tonight goodnight everyone

Wow! It looks awesome!

the door to twos room is locked. Does anyone know how to pick a lock?

OKAY SO JUST TO MAKE THIS CLEAR. all straw pages [FOR THE ACTIVE ACCOUNTS!!]: matchs-awesome.straw.page steven-cobs.straw.page object-idks.straw.page fourfrombfbs.straw.page two-from-tpots.straw.page

If anyone needs me I’m in twos room…

Okay…I don’t know what’s going on but I feel like Two isn’t doing that well…especially after last night..now this drawing is ripped…? I need to check on them again…

Extra night lights in twos room

quit watching people

The contestants aren’t my priority right now! Pencil being scared of me is not my issue right now! The contestants aren’t important to me at the time! Maybe after you give gaty back, sure! I’ll care about the contestants! But for now two is my priority so he doesn’t…do anything drastic…

Apparently you’re as good at observing as you think you are! It wasn’t “just yesterday”…ever since I read that diary I…feel like I have to take care of him now! I…can’t let him go through with it..

YOU ARE ACTUALLY SUCH A BITCH! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! “A YOU PROBLEM”?! TWO JUST HAD A BREAKDOWN AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO TELL HIM “ITS A YOU PROBLEM”?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. YOU HAVE NO CARE FOR HIS LIFE DO YOU? ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOUR STUPID GOAL! GUESS WHAT? A LIFE IS MORE IMPORTANT!

You should☺️

BP, Mephone, and me managed to calm two down…I wish he would just talk to me instead of keeping everything bottled up..

HOOOLY FUCK! I WALKED INTO TWO’S ROOM AND HE WAS UNDER THE BLANKET CRYING AND STRUGGLING TO BREATHE! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT THE FUCK????

I know she doesn’t value other algebralliens lives for a fact.

ONE YOU FUCKER. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH PAIN YOU PUT TWO THROUGH? I DONT THINK YOU DO. IVE BEEN THROUGH HIS DIARY. IVE HEARD HIM CRYING IN HIS ROOM AND I KNOW HOW MUCH IT HURTS. I WILL PERSONALLY FIND YOU. SO IM GOING TO SAY IT FOR TWO, GIVE. GATY. BACK. NOW.

Hey, @ivealwaysbeenthere.bsky.social are you gonna make a straw page? I’m sure people would LOVE to ask what your motives are

USE YOUR LEGS‼️‼️

//OKAY SO THIS IS OOC BUT MY HEADCANNON DESIGN FOR FOUR IS NOW HIS PARODY ACCOUNT DESIGN

4️⃣: I’m appalled

4️⃣: of course two of my “favorite words” are two…they were having a crisis after all…and probably still is just hiding it…

4️⃣: ‘night

4️⃣: this is NOT true

4️⃣: oh! Uh…heart for Valentine’s Day back! (ﾉﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ♥︎