DJ Atomika stalking my ass

Six. Seven. Let me tell you how much I have come to hate those two numbers... A weapon to surpass 21, perhaps even 69. Spewing out endless new funny numbers as a "niche" that dies out within a week. But 67 prevailed. Why do these digits stand on the ashes of their forefathers? Why does everyone I kn

fucking 80s music stuck in my fucking head I'm going fucking mental

Standing by this. Fuck you timothy

Korean woman appearing in my Snapchat notifications like "Quasar, we think you'll like this!" Homie, I haven't used your app in a year

hearing a song you know in public is so fucking surreal.

man given death penalty ten years ago proven innocent, started zombie apocalypse

man, I have no idea what this means. like literally no clue. starlii is in a hundred fandoms I'm not in for every one fandom I am in

ya see, I like a specific genre of music that nobody else I know likes or wants to listen to, that's why I say no when you ask can I hear your music

As an Irishman I think I use Bluesky because we don't get any over here. It's just white...

do not use the toilets in cork airport. please do not. for reasons I shall not disclose

do people from Nepal speak Napoleon

does salt lake city have salt lakes in the city?

getting my medal of bravery under fire today. so glad to work in deep space telemetry

Helldivers discord is so crazy, we just got the fucking Asgore drunk driving joke banned. Lmaooo

1% battery womp womp

Man creates astonishing DIY home project: the result? Genius. *picture of trolley problem*

Small ferocious creature attacking my relatives 😢

I'm gonna go to Sweden and just steal something because it would be funny. Get something from all of fennoscandia fr

Do you think the modern day saying for "a house on fire" would be "like Epstein and Trump"

One of those bass that Americans have on the wall but it's just a guy. Like modern day jesus

I can't get this russian Japanese guy outta my feed he looks like a rabbit and the only bit of Roman script I've discerned is "Vibri" WHO IS THIS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY YOUTUBE

How many of my followers, statistically, are furries

My batteries about to die and it's 3:03 AM but I need you guys to know that every time they release a new chicken sandwich in America it means an angel gained it's wings

Bluesky maybe you are smart enough for my Tumblr posts. Just maybe.

Are the skeletons in my closet and the ghosts in my machines related?

there's a bomb strapped to my chest it's gonna go off in 30 seconds

Secret about me: I never played COD or Halo when I was younger. I was actually outdoors basically all the time! Now I gotta catch up so I'll be inside for the next 7 years.

"I know he'll never forget me because my name is a month" who names their kid September lmao

My friends simp over Sebastian Solace yet never heard of ultrakill this is strange

You guys actually end up untangling them? I just cry.

"I'm not a furry" mfs when they see a stray cat

people who eat microplastics are weak. eat megaplastics like a real man

new hd2 Warbond is gonna be peak trust me

mfs will listen to one (1) mgs meme video I send them and suddenly think they're an expert. You do not have the permission to sing Duran Duran in my house you swine

god oh god do I wanna buy a helicopter and make a helicopter taxi service JUST so I can yell "this is Pequod arriving shortly at LZ" all day

A better image would be

mfs will go outside and take a walk and call it "death stranding challenge"

artblock is gonna be the death of me. Gun to my head in front of my tablet I'm asked to draw a stick figure and then I open youtube and watch offensive meme compilation #61 ylyl in my final moments

Credible report from a guy I know: GTA6 is predicted to cost money.

400 hd2 hours. Joel bless my soul

a squid Leviathan? skull admiral, what's an Illuminate enemy doing here?

Ended up on the furry niche of bluesky. all I can do to describe it is that "ahhhh I'm turning into pomni ahhhh" gif

If you see this, quote this post with a legendary scene

Holy shit the sickle is so cool I love this

Good news I had motivation to draw today Bad news is I drew 2 lines and a circle before passing out

I'm in Wales now. This shit is MUCH bigger then a whale they fucking lied to me

I S ranked all missions. Hell yeah

I'm in Manchester. I haven't seen a single woman yet, it lives up to it's name!

read into the MGSV skulls today. on mission 23 (doing it on Monday maybe) I'm so fucking cooked 🙏