This is the late Monroe - mom and Tink. My fav color for a dane. Lilac Harlequin shes only about 3/4 months old next to momma. The solo one shes closer to 8 months. #Puppies #Puppy #puppies#puppy#greatdanes #dogs #bark #doggo #dogsofmastodon

"zZZzzZZz" #Puppies #Puppy #puppies#puppy#greatdanes #dogs #bark #doggo #dogsofmastodon

"cans I jumps in laps?" #Puppies #Puppy #puppies#puppy#greatdanes #dogs #bark #doggo #dogsofmastodon

Sleep in Saturday - happy Vday! #Puppies #Puppy #puppies#puppy#greatdanes #dogs #bark #doggo #dogsofmastodon

Let's not talk about why they go after those. #Puppies #Puppy #puppies#puppy#greatdanes #dogs #bark #doggo #dogsofmastodon

London doing the work ! ❤️‍🩹

Here's another of my harlequin babies. This is Ahri. She enjoys doggy jujutsu, wide open spaces, long walks... anywhere other than home, and kissing in the rain. She's about a year and a half old. #Puppies #Puppy #puppies#puppy#greatdanes #dogs #bark #doggo #dogsofmastodon

My harlequin babies stretching their legs. about 9 months old. They are sisters. #Puppies #Puppy #puppies#puppy#greatdanes #dogs #bark #doggo #dogsofmastodon

This is 1 of 2 of her preferred sleeping positions. I have to wrestle her for space on my own bed. Large dog owners are a special breed. #greatdanes #dogs #bark #doggo #dogsofmastodon

hide-n-seek https://danes.nyc3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/hide-n-seek.mp4 #dogs #bark #doggo #dogsofmastodon

I suppose I should formally introduce Fendersi (Fendie). Her spirit name is Crazy Tongue (you've been warned). She's at the age where I'm usually referring to her as a frakkin terrorist. I also refer to her as my rock star. Notice the split face and eyeliner […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

we're getting hammered.. lines in this old farm house are frozen. boiler depends on water to heat house which means no heat. i might be sleeping with my doggies as they have the pellet stove rocking. at the moment, my doggies are more comfortable than we are […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

This is a Law of the Universe for danes ( perhaps others). When they drink...they are fueling the most advanced heat seeking missile known to man. They will launch and inevitably find the nearest lap to deliver their payload. This is your life now. Please do […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

So as I understand it, danes were initially bread in Europe for the purpose of hunting boars. Ear cropping had a practical application in that it prevented their floppy ears from being ripped by tusks. While I can certainly enjoy the added stature of a pair […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

doggo can shake it: https://danes.nyc3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/shake_it.mp4 #dogs #bark #doggo #dogsofmastodon

Gooood Morning Neverland! I present you, Tinkerbell AKA Tink. She is a spinning ball of light around 10 months old -! Lilac Harlequin. #Puppies #Puppy #puppies#puppy#greatdanes #dogs #bark #doggo #dogsofmastodon

Vets have the best signs...

owner adopts doggos sister: https://danes.nyc3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/dog_sister.mp4 #greatdanes #dogs #bark #doggo #dogsofmastodon

This def a Monday vibe. #greatdanes #dogs #bark #doggo #dogsofmastodon

After several months of umm-ing and ahh-ing, I handed in my notice at work this week. If anyone knows of a Canadian company looking to hire a remote senior web developer who will NOT be working on LLM-related functionality (or be required to use LLM-based development tools), please point me in […]

I used to think humans harnessed the power of evolution by breeding dogs into what we wanted. I now am uncertain as I bust my ass to provide food, shelter, warmth - both physically and emotionally, medical care, and finally - mates for my #dogs. I'm pretty […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Cozy....😴 #Puppies #Puppy #puppies#puppy#greatdanes #dogs #bark #doggo #dogsofmastodon

One of my babies had a hard time gaining weight. She also started to favor her left back leg. VET: "leg" no bone damage detected. Blood looks great. Malabsorption issue perhaps. Gave steroids (leg) and supplements (digestion issue). She's bouncing back! […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

First breakfast without mama. Seems to be going ok. #Puppies #Puppy #puppies#puppy#greatdanes #dogs #bark #doggo #dogsofmastodon

A proper dogpile. #Puppies #Puppy #puppies#puppy#greatdanes #dogs #bark #doggo #dogsofmastodon

Video of me and some of my chilly dogs - Great Danes https://danes.nyc3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/chilly_dogs_h264.mp4 #Puppies #Puppy #puppies#puppy#greatdanes #dogs #bark #doggo #dogsofmastodon

First time getting a lilac harlequin #puppies #puppy #Puppies #greatdanes #dogs #bark #doggo #dogsofmastodon

That's enough internet for me. Forever. Excuse me while I collapse into a pile of dust.

If I were to be manipulated... this is how it starts. #puppies #puppy #Puppies #greatdanes #dogs #bark #doggo #dogsofmastodon

melted....