Max Slade
@apocalypseorutopia.com
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Host of a fledgling YouTube channel, former child actor, etc. etc.
12 million is the magic number.
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3.5% rule - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3.5%25_rule
about 1 month ago
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Spent 10 mins scrolling Bluesky and now Iām angry and sad
about 2 months ago
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Happy 3rd birthday to the best little monsters ššš
about 2 months ago
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Red baseball caps are the new toothbrush mustache
2 months ago
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Boop!
4 months ago
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If MAGAs have a come-to-Jesus moment about Trump/Epstein, what happens next? Will they acknowledge that Jan 6 was bad too? Will they recognize that heās been lying and grifting since day one?
5 months ago
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Protesters are going to be met with very big force? Jfc, he sounds like a kindergartener.
6 months ago
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You just know Ken Jennings often thinks to himself āSeriously? Did you guys even study?ā
6 months ago
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Itās so weird seeing folks online talking about millennials and realizing they mean old people
6 months ago
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7 months ago
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Les chats dāAmboise
7 months ago
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French food is great but they donāt know shit about a carne asada burrito
7 months ago
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Paris
7 months ago
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Iām gonna miss French potato chips
7 months ago
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āRibbitā en francais
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7 months ago
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Me after staying in a foreign city for a week: Omg these tourists are just the worst
7 months ago
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What do the French have against shower doors? Do they like getting water all over the bathroom floor?
7 months ago
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A view of my street (for the next week) from the nearby castle
7 months ago
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7 months ago
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Pet peeve: unnecessary, but not exactly incorrect, use of āliterally.ā Like yeah it might be literally true, but no one would ever think you meant it figuratively.
7 months ago
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Referring to the first decade of this century as āthe two thousandsā is dumb. We should call it āthe twenty aughtsā from now on.
7 months ago
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Brothers
8 months ago
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Family size pizza? I beg to differ.
8 months ago
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Maybe Trump will get busted for insider trading if nothing else
8 months ago
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My cat thinks Iām his hunting buddy. He hasnāt figured out that Iām actively sabotaging his efforts to murder things.
8 months ago
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If Musk hates tariffs, it makes you wonder why he worked so hard to get the tariff guy elected. š§
8 months ago
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I still expect to hear the Game of Thrones theme after the HBO intro
8 months ago
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Fav sign of the day
8 months ago
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Pet peeve: pronouncing āexperimentā like ex-spearmint
8 months ago
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Just discovered the middle aged mutant ninja turtles snl skit and itās hard not to take it a little personally
8 months ago
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Sure, but you know what else is performative? Every speech ever. Performative ā pointless
8 months ago
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COMMERCIALS THEN: This is our product. Itās better than other similar products. Hereās a happy little jingle to help you remember it. COMMERCIALS NOW: What are you even doing with your life? Buy this thing if you want to stop being a total loser.
8 months ago
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Panama by Van Halen but in the ermahgerd voice
8 months ago
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LOVE SONGS THEN: Iāve got a big crush on you and Iāll do my best to make you happy. LOVE SONGS NOW: You are the only bright spot in this soul crushing world.
8 months ago
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Dear retro gamers, Literally no one called it āSuper Mario Brosā back in the day. They are brothers, not bros. Please see that this is corrected going forward.
8 months ago
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āProcesseezā would be the plural form of processis, which, you know, isnāt a word.
9 months ago
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ā¦Or heās just manipulating the market so he and his rich friends can buy on the dip.
9 months ago
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Were the tariffs Putinās idea? I canāt figure who else they benefit.
9 months ago
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The really depressing thing is that a lot of people will see this disgrace and think thatās how strong people behave.
9 months ago
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When is the nationwide march for Ukraine? Is someone on that?
9 months ago
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Yes, he is a Russian asset. Are we still acting surprised by this?
9 months ago
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Yes but the real reason AOC is a badass is that she doesnāt take bribes from lobbyists.
9 months ago
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Today in North Hollywood ā
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9 months ago
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