Fuzzy butt club

I want the Muppetvision 4D version

Good morning from the town that brought you The Miracle on Ice '80!

The Gif of Dorian Gay for #mcm

Forget hotel lighting, have some Fairfield Inn & Suites by Marriott™ lighting

This gentle curve is just here to remind you the limit does not exist #fcf

I'm in this club now!

Bring back blingee

A little bit of #mcm

What a difference 20+ years make

Cute undies I got myself for my birthday

But what if I turned 40 today

#mcm brought to you by the letter Dad

The only song that matters tonight youtu.be/K6089Z_NgPk?...

I rarely do costumes but here's a throwback to Halloween like, 10 years ago

"...and 'lo a trail perchance I espied / two hillocks beyond a wry visage ere nigh"

But what if it moved

It was Manchester all along

But what if we cuddled in my super staged photo

It's my brofriend's birthday so I'm honoring his FC on #fcf ft. my bum

Whetsday

Hemingway could never say farewell to these arms

Late #mcm ft. The Bellagio

It's a big cup of coffee kind of #fcf

Not all hotel lighting is equal, but all hotels require a dicture.

But it's to Boney M's ill-advised cover of Nina Simone's "I Put a Spell on You" at the opening of the Toronto SkyDome in 1989

The Dark Tower is absolute rubbish

Buddy has a lovely mirror

Thinking about fuzzy butts

Sweater Weather

Throwback Jocktober (2015)

Now with Jocktober vibes

Meanwhile in the barren hellscape of Portland

シャワ

One more for good measure

二ホテル

"But she's got a new hat!"

This butt is gonna be in a plane seat for ten hours tomorrow. Thoughts and prayers.

#fcf with no other discernable caption

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🌕day

Shower lighting Sunday

Take me now Mark

Come back to bed and stop hiding behind the ceiling fan on this #fcf

Picked something up in Eugene over the weekend

Sophistry aside, does this towel make me look like snack?

Where words fail, covert shower selfies speak - Henry Russell Cleveland (or maybe Heine)

There are at least a few of you who are going to be like "lemme zoom in on the background and see what's in there!" You know who you are. #fcf

Really a shame this one isn't Top of the Pops 2025, maybe with a really thirsty dubstep mix.

"His, for he was a he, mien on the day for drained colour, whence the chromaticism was most muted, bore forth his himness" Virginia Woolf on #mcm in Orlando