Who got mauled by a mystery spider while hiking??????? (I got mauled by a mystery spider while hiking!!!)

you know you wanna see the full pic #gayporn #gaynsfw #transporn #transnsfw #ftmporn #ftmnsfw #transpussy #transdick #ftmpusst #ftmdick

🟢 ONLINE and HORNY! TIP to TEXT! 😈

My apt’s heat’s been out. The temp keeps dropping to the low 50s in here, and IDK when it’ll be fixed. In the meantime, my earn goal is $120 for window covers, a warm cat shelter, and groceries. My cats and I are sick. It breaks my heart when my babies are uncomfortable. 😢

anyways if someone wants to tip me for no reason at all, I’ll make them either a custom video or photo set. just saying

So after being off for two weeks I FINALLY heard back about the results of my required drug test. I have to go get tested AGAIN bc it was ‘inconclusive’ I missed an ENTIRE pay period. And bc the don’t have a neg test, they can’t give me PTO for the time THEY MADE ME MISS

How do we like this picture?

There’s a disabled goose in my neighborhood that I have a parasocial relationship with and I’m worried bc I haven’t seen him in a while but I see his flock :((

Mesh, latex and lace ♡+↻ { #precum #horny #hairy #altsky #bearsky #gay #nudes #spicysky #nsfwsky #goonsky #realnsfw #queernsfw #pdxnsfw #cocktribute #cumtribute #18+ #boner #dadbod #buttsky #goonsky #bator #promosky #xxx }

Rly wish I had masturbated b4 my room mate got home

All my friends love boobs and hate the government

god I’m so horny now I wanna be bend over while someone shoves various large toys into me

I bought my pup mask like a month ago. Bc it’s from the UK, I paid more for shipping than the actual mask. I haven’t even gotten an update from the seller yet. I’ve ordered from them before and have never had service like this. Honestly a lil worried????

Really wanna get fucked but I think I have an sti and have to be good and wait for my results to come back UGH

I know we talk about armpit smell all the time. But what about the are right next to the mons??????

idk if ur ‘Not a n@zi’ idolizing them in anyway, including emulating their uniform, is absolutely disgusting. There’s other ways that you can wear a leather suit. There’s other ways that you can decorate yourself.

Oh! That’s a nazi uniform!!! That is a leather version of a nazi uniform. Okay. Love it. Totally not about to unfollow

waiting 4 my leather hood to show up still

joke on my coworkers. Idc that the pot luck got cancelled. I’m still showing up with a ham tomorrow

Accidentally scrolled too far and saw pictures before from before I got sick a year ago :/

Fuckin hell how do I always miss fur fest until it’s way too late for me to be able to go??????

anyways I got a bunch of meat and cheese no so not the worst thing to happen

My friend preemptively gave me an invite to his family’s in Nebraska for thanksgiving. I said I’d prepare a charcuterie board and only AFTER I bought like $50 worth of stuff for it did they tell me that they gotta ask their mom if it’s okay I come with. W H A T

god I need to sit on someone’s face

#ftmpussy #ftmporn #transpussy #transporn #gaypussy #gayporn

Oh hai

Finally tried on my new harness. Got it on eBay and it’s the second one from this seller. I wanna know what the used to care for their leather because the harness always smell SO fucking good Like that perfect musky, earthy smell

added a bunch of stuff to my cart on Etsy and I THOUGHT it was gonna be $50 but that was before tax. no-go on $100 worth of raccoon pins IG

I hate crohns. Literally all I want rn is a big ass salad but NOOOOOO

decorating one of my bags dedicated to my fursona :3

walkies? #ftm #puppyboy #nsfw #trans

fat men with tummy tattoos are so fucking hot I need to get mine started

I wanna be in bed, masturbating with someone else and see how long we can go without fucking each other

oh my god im horny

Sitting in traffic grinning like a gdamn fool bc all these idiots are on their way to work and I’m on my way home to go to sleep after getting fucked by a super hot dude

Just had some hot tub sex Count down to UTI starting now

(And send me money)

hoping that they give me the footage of me falling down the stairs so I can put funny cartoon sound affects on it

A few things. 🐷 1) Holy fuck. This weather. I never imagined it could be this warm out in November. 2) I think I actually have gone down a glove size since I last wore these. I like them tighter. 3) Gloved hands on nipples feel wondrous. #GayCigar #CigarFetish #HotCigarMen #GaySmoking #Gloved

fucking passed out at work while going down the stairs EMS had to walk through the store with me on the stretcher It was so fucking embarrassing

Sorry for what I said when I was crashing out because my glasses were smudged and I couldn’t get them clean

I’m sorry but you gotta b 200+ to play. I need BIG BOYS.

Late Sunday belly.

GOD I need a FAT hairy man on top of me rn

waiting 4 my check 2 hit so I can tip cute trans cuties on here

Don’t u just love how big my ass is????

currently IRRATIONALLY angry about the fact that my sister promised me that she would take me to the Dolly Parton Dixie stampede for Christmas a few years ago and then never followed through