Can’t watch or read Pride and Prejudice without @daraobriain.bsky.social’s excellent “look at me elbows” Mr Darcy gag invading my mind.

Michael Collins the Caterpillar is rolling in his grave

Johnny Logan casually delivering the #Eurovision equivalent of the high note at the end of Defying Gravity like the absolute king that he is 👑 #TheBigEurovisionParty

Sad to hear the 46A will be no more. It got me to UCD and back for three years. End of an era - like when they stopped the 10 and the 19/19A.

Trust Claudia to save that finale with a single sentence #TheTraitors

They didn’t deserve Alexander #TheTraitors

This is going to be total carnage #TheTraitors

Completely aware it’s just a game but if you’ve ever had to endure someone blatantly lying about you to a group of people this is absolutely excruciating #TheTraitors

We’re 100% Faithful to a bit #TheTraitors

We’re ready #TheTraitors

TBT that time I made @huwiemcchewie.bsky.social want an instant annulment by insisting we enter our wedding reception to #TheTraitors theme 💀

Gonna tell my grandkid this was Scott & Bailey #TheTraitors

Firmly Team Fralexander now #TheTraitors

FUMIN. Alexander for the win. #TheTraitors

I will only accept a Minah or Alexander victory at this point #TheTraitors

What @huwiemcchewie.bsky.social thinks when he hears Girls Aloud blasting in the living room

Did not have Blanchardstown and Ballymun being namechecked in episode one on the #loveisland all stars bingo

I can’t hear the name Curtis without hearing it in Maura Higgins’ dulcet tones. CUR-TISSSS #loveisland

For anyone who’s ever wanted to go to bed wearing the face of Paul Mescal, Pauljamas are now a thing.

That last few minutes was genuinely uncomfortable to watch #maskedsingeruk

Alexander’s poker face #TheTraitors

Me after devouring a share bag of crisps solo #TheTraitors

Huge shoutout to whoever scheduled Moulin Rouge on BBC One tonight. What a movie ❤️

Don’t even care who Spag Bol is, choosing Look At Me by Geri Halliwell makes them an instant ICON #MaskedSingerUK

Kingfisher was giving Bob Mortimer or Paul Whitehouse #MaskedSingerUK

#MaskedSinger opening performance is giving X Factor hot mess group songs of the 00s and I for one welcome it

Met Phil and Grant Mitchgull in Cornwall #EastEnders

Me every night since I married @huwiemcchewie.bsky.social #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Just when you think #TheTraitors couldn’t achieve anything more they go and make you genuinely excited at the prospect of a rail replacement coach #TheTraitorsUK

Me when I’m told juicy gossip I’ve already dragged out of someone else #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Have always thought the best way to survive on #TheTraitors is to accuse someone you’re 99.9% sure is a Traitor early doors because murdering you would put a target on them immediately.

Mother 🤝 Reverend Mother #TheTraitors

Can we please take a moment for how excited Dianne’s dad is about their win? Beautiful. NO YOU’RE CRYING #Strictly

Contender for TV moment of the year. What a guy. What a partnership. #Strictly

I love #Strictly for showing us anything is possible and that the world needs to wake up and be less skeptical and dismissive when it comes to imagining what anyone is capable of.

I have loved how Chris has carried himself through this series - never wanting to be treated any differently to anyone else but doing something truly extraordinary in the process. What a champ. And what a triumph for the brilliant Dianne. A #Strictly duo we’ll never forget.

I don’t think I’m emotionally prepared for this show dance from Chris and Dianne #Strictly

One of the great joys of this series of #Strictly has been seeing Lauren’s phenomenal talent showcased. Fast becoming one of my favourite female pros of all time.

Happy #Strictly Final Day to all who celebrate

Dear Hollywood. Imagine, if you will, a Star Trek mixed timelines reboot caper with Paul Mescal as Miles O’Brien and Jack Lowden as Scotty. Then make it so. Xoxo

Find friends who back you and bring joy to your life in the same way Johannes Radebe does. Not. Able. #Strictly

Seriously though, Nadiya is a stunning dancer with amazing strength in every inch of her body. The #Strictly pros are just phenomenal.

How the husband moves me out of the way when he wants to hoover the bit of carpet where I’m standing #Strictly

Can we please take a moment to appreciate how STUNNING Motsi is looking this eve. This Dreamgirl understood the assignment 👑 #Strictly

Cue all the “I’d do Wicked things to Vito” gags #Strictly

Me walking into da club like “this is me” #Strictly

“Our patients don’t need doctors, they need detectives” is my favourite line of the year now. Very Horatio Caine coded.

When your mum gets WhatsApp and you send her a message. Mum typing... Mum typing... Mum typing... Mum typing... Mum typing... Mum: ok

Can’t listen to the jazzy new covers of Walking in a Winter Wonderland where they pronounce it ‘Walkin’ without just seeing Christopher Walken frolicking in snow in my head

It’s the most wonderful night of the year… The BBC #Christmas TV and iPlayer line-up is officially out! bbc.in/499Btk4