I’m literally giving out free concert tickets and nobody wants it 😭

Whenever I hear the A slur (assignments) or the R slur (required reading) or the e slur (exams) get so horrified and disgusted nobody should be saying these words under any circumstances

It’s ok guys they blocked me Yaay

I literally just found out in class that younger men used to marry older women who were near the end of child bearing years so they won’t have that many kids so they can support them easier That is like opposite of what modern media tells us that’s so funny it’s basically the opposite.

Guys did I actually miss out on having grandparents when I was a kid or are they overrated

Every time Tokyo Toni opens her mouth my head immediately starts shaking

Am I just gonna be a cheerleader so I can flirt with rugby women yes duh

I’m lowkey getting pressured and guilted into sending nudes

I actually miss being unemployed depressed and poor but now I have shit to do going back to school is hard the lecturer was talking about a reading list and it was only 2 hours long all I heard was blah blah blah I’m tired

After talking to many people it appears I sound like I’m from London and not the city I’m from I don’t know if that’s meant to be a good thing or bad

Ok guys obviously I’m not allowed to bring my knife and lighter to the concert do I don’t have any protection in there. What can I do to protect myself I’m gonna be in London by myself without anything to protect myself at 1am

I accidentally drank some gin lemonade thing I got it for free I just found it my tote thought it was some lemonade put it in my fridge. Even offered it to my sister then realised it was alcoholic. Wow could’ve been in a lot of trouble

Jesus is not king I am now everyone bow down to me bitch 😭

I’m kinda bored of therapy now I’m just gonna ask for more meds then go live my life

I’m lowkey jealous of babies in prams cause like they can sleep in them whilst on the go comfortably and it feels like their bed. They don’t have to walk and get pushed around so it feels like a nice ride. They can sleep anywhere

I brought my sports bra a size too small I feel like someone is sitting on my chest

Can you like learn to swim whilst not being in the water

Wow being extroverted and talking to people assuming they’re nice instead of assuming everyone is mean and doesn’t like you is great

I’ve been going for three days I wanna drop out and I haven’t even started classes yet. No I actually love it it’s just so much effort going there and back my feet hurt so much

My face after meeting the cheerleaders and rugby girls

No because my uni so much about sport why do I want to be a cheerleader now

I thought it was gonna be embarrassing being older than everyone for not immediately going to uni and taking a bunch of time off but it’s actually chill they all feel older than me

Why has this man just sent me a picture of his chest I literally thought he was just in my lecture

My tummy hurts

If I had a dick and balls I’d definitely find a way to get rid of my balls

Um yeah the bus driver left the door open and his seat open to go to the toilet so like I can basically steal this bus and drive it or just take the money

If I’m ever in public and someone tries to approach me with a microphone I’m running away

I love how when my life is going well I try to convince myself that there’s nothing wrong with me and i actually just lied to myself was dramatic and did it for attention but when im sad im the most hurt person in the world nobody has ever truly felt pain as much as me im suffering so badly

Going shopping at night in my pjs

Me everytime I see Jordan Li

I met this like gorgeous girl and she’s been on very interesting trips and she wants to be my friend I’m like wow ok is she serious or does she want to treat me like a pet

I feel like people with counterfeit money should get like a freebie like if you have a couple of low notes counterfeit you shouldn’t be arrested cause like yeah someone could’ve given you fake money now if you got stacks of cash that’s suspicious

I think my favourite song is party in the USSR now 😭

My only complaint about the boys universe is why is it so explicit. Like I’m not a prude I’ll watch anything but please i don’t wanna see a random guys dick and ass for no reason every episode it has like no link to the plot. But still love you guys

I like listened to it the first time it was funny now im addicted it’s a banger I still can’t get enough of the jay z bit

Why can’t i upload videos anymore

Does anyone else is vagina burn when they’re on their period. Like don’t have a uti just burns on the period

My face everytime I see an England flag hanging on someone’s house or the street. That was literally me walking to campus

I just got Ethel Cain tickets

Ok guys don’t judge me

I’m just gonna start calling people racist every time they complain about Jordan’s bob like leave them alone they look hot

Do you guys think i should get seated or standing tickets

I’m so excited I just need the tickets to be available till Monday cause that’s when I get paid then I’ll be screaming American teenager wooo

Do you guys think i should skip class or arrive at the concert late

Ok guys I have to go to the Ethel Cain concert wooo

My cramps and tummy hurts

When I was a child I was convinced all adults were stupid. Like whenever adults talk in that baby voice to kids or lie to them to get them to stop doing something. I used to be like how dumb do they think I am believing this. I used to be like obsessed with teenage girls I wanted to be like them

Any dom looking for a bratty sub

Lovely broken glasses and eye test cost me £55

My tummy hurts