"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."

Me: Fuck dude I dunno. It just feels like everything is getting worse and the walls are closing in. I don't know if I can do this anymore. Emotionally intelligent Funky Kong (sunglasses removed) about to hit me with a conversation so sincere and reassuring it changes my life forever:

Cannot stress how funny this is to me. He's so right.

Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts

They're calling him the most French man in history

Cant be that bad

Under sun and sky, outlander. We greet you warmly.

it is never okay to take out your frustration on service people and people who do have low moral character

ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown: tinyurl.com/37euaejk

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

the way the early social web emphasized friending as many people as possible has lead to this weird state of zombie acquaintanceship where I still get a glimpse into the life of some guy who lived in my dorm freshman year purely through the notification I receive whenever he launches a game on steam

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

None of this seems good for our country

The guards in my GoldenEye game are acting strange today, anybody knows what's going on???

Sun Tzu in his Art of War once said "those who save consumables will be buried with them."

me when my girl takes her top off

some recent illustrations 🐈‍⬛

LMAO he literally said your wife was an "affirmative action hire" because black women "do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously" get a fucking grip

Cat bit me at 3am so i turned her into a wojak

In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.

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A recent personal project I have been working on ☺️

I wouldn't have it any other way.

on the one hand you have a bunch of voters who do not want to kick puppies on the other hand you have the gleeful puppy-kicking party "we should kick puppies, but responsibly" is and has always been a terrible strategy, and now we have a study backing it up

new favorite tiktok

The wizard will now install your software

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I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️ "Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"

Oh god. Oh fuck.

going nonverbal at the party and just doing this in the corner until I can leave

Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,

they’re calling the most recent shooter in minnesota trans to ignore the fact that there has been an organized group of far-right suicidal school shooters and this person is very likely going to be linked to them as well

you would not believe your eyes

refusing to accept this isn’t just about “purity” or whatever, it’s about effective politics. someone who thinks it’s practical to cave on trans rights misunderstands how politics works, they don’t recognize that public opinion is forged by perseverance

Every “free” file converter online = your files sent to some random server. So I made my own. Runs locally as an app on Mac, Windows and Linux. Now 1,100 users use it for 3,742 types of conversions.

my followers have been begging me for this for 10 years .

me working to solve the rising sea levels

On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀

Andrew Cuomo couldn’t allow his first, tepid recognition of reality — that the Israeli government, with the full support of the Trump administration, is starving the people of Gaza — last more than a few hours without walking it back. This is someone who believes in nothing.

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