I’d never seen a season premiere feel so much like a season finale before. but I was having such a fun time! and then I saw the last minute and I’m sitting here CRYING NOW. what the hell shrinking.

Emmys crushed it Pitt-wise last year but what in the fuck were they thinking not giving Harrison Ford everything ever. (I know he got the SAG AFTRA lifetime achievement award in March and like yes but also just keep it going)

I am 6 episodes into Widow's Bay....insane stuff. I'm having fun.

I temporarily have Apple TV again so I'm gonna catch up on Shrinking, finish The Studio, watch as much of season 3 of Silo as I can, watch Pluribus, Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, and Widow's Bay. And maybe some other things I don't know!

4 years ago today when I could just take the weekend off and go to San Francisco and life was good and I was young and didn’t stress about everything ever in the universe yet. I miss it.

If you worked on Cheers, I’m putting you in bubble wrap and protecting you forever. we’ve lost too many of them lately.

losing Jimmy Burrows genuinely feels like losing one of the truly great cornerstones of sitcom television. not sure anyone can even come close to his level again. I doubt it.

keep your friends close and your Constants closer ☎️❤️

bucket list stuff

The maternal instinct doc on Netflix is so devastating and that woman is so evil I am baffled.

I need a job that I genuinely enjoy but everything I’m passionate about just feels like a dead-end but I also can’t stay where I’m at. It’s suffocating.

Pretended I didn’t know where I’d end up for late night food as if this wasn’t always the answer

I need a new job

America’s Doctor is out here siding with me in the comments of tabloids trying to start drama. if nobody’s got me…

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there was a screeching sound and big flash of light and a boom outside my window but idk what it was and not seeing anyone online talk about it and I’m…worried.

happy Noah Wyle day to Noah Wyle and anyone else who celebrates

ahhahaha uhhh….I have to see at least one beatle in my time

I really needed this #WellIGotIt

I have never been less couth

as an invisalign girly I have to get more molds done of my teeth tomorrow and tbh? would kinda rather die?

I need a vacation so badly it’s not even funny

have been in the biggest slump lately. like i just stopped trying in about 90% of my relationships because no one ever tries with me. I think about messaging people and then decide not to bc it‘s not that important or nobody cares. it’s just a weird, bleak time i’m not thrilled with

Washing your hair with one????? A joke omg

the amount of times I have hurt myself bc of my cartilage piercing today is bonkers and I’m positive I’m not done yet

my friends are so cute we should have good excuses to dress up all the time.

whoopsie got another ear piercing

I’m at a wedding, wearing heels, and I’m already walking like a baby deer but I’m on drink #2 so I’m walking even more baby deer-like :)

I miss when Kelly's show filmed in LA because not only did you get to see the best guests but you got a FREE KELLY CLARKSON CONCERT WHENEVER YOU WENT. What a time.

I just heard Kelly Clarkson's cover of All by Myself and, once again. I'm amazed at how she is the product of the one time this country came together and voted perfectly. No notes.

The evacuation stuff happening rn is so close to my house ahahaha I don’t want to deal with this

just got surprise Andy Richter'd twice in one day that's crazy

customers as a species are so interesting. like if you come up to me and you’re nice, I’ll most likely bend over backwards for you but if you’re rude, you become last in my list of priorities. It’s all in the attitude.

thinking about Keane's hopes and fears albums again and how nothing will ever be as good ever probably

I think I’m gonna go see Obsession tomorrow. $10 treat yo self day.

last night I worked from 4pm-12:45am, got home by 1:00am, asleep at 2:00am, up at 6:30am to clock in for my 7:30am shift, left at 4pm. I’m dying.

someone on hinge saying they like lost “except for the last season”…..does this sound like a finale anti? it sounds like a finale anti.

I close tomorrow night but open Monday morning and I actually think that might be what pushes me over the edge. Stay tuned tho.

I need someone to go to denny's with me because I have a free birthday meal but I have to use it in restaurant and I don't want to go alone bc like.....I'm not doing that

valerie cherish 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hello. Update. Hinge just suggested I go on a date with this guy I am “most compatible with” he’s 60 years old and has children.

….never had this as a captcha method before. I think I hate it.

what I have learned is guys in my age bracket love that thin mustache look and I can’t express enough how much I’m not a fan of it. we gotta kill this trend.

So my friends made me download Hinge. It’s suggesting I try to match with a senator. 😐

7 episodes left of season 14 in my ER rewatch. I'm being so strong.

happy cinco de cuatro

literally gasped when I saw Adam Scott in the promo for the finale of The Comeback

only thing my dad got me for my birthday was the monthly request for $ to pay for the fuckass Tesla panels that haven't been on the roof of our house for the last 8+ months therefore rendering them useless and money I may as well flush down the drain

got more ear piercings today because spending money on things you don’t need is what birthdays are for

post u and ur fav at the same age!! (and same place on the same day 28 years apart.)