This has been such a strange year. I lost my grandmother at the start of it and witnessed someone close to me go through a year of cancer treatment. I’m in a space now where I don’t know how to feel or expect. It’s not the best feeling in the world but I’m grateful to have some time to sit with it…

It’s been 0 days since I’ve had someone answer a question as a response to something, I didn’t ask….

Established my dominance this morning by staring a rat down on the subway platform and making it return to its rightful place on the tracks. Today is gonna be great!

PSA to anyone, especially if you’ve been living in NYC for a year or less: It’s absolutely okay to say “you know what, I’m not sure” if someone asks you for subway directions that you are indeed, unsure of…

Kiddo and I are barely over virus number one and now here comes virus number two’s b*tch *ss making him sick which means I’ll be sick again soon 😫

Today feels like a weird ass day…

My child has only been in school for 3 and a half business days and already has a stuffy nose 😩

People working in nonprofits: Do you ever feel like you’re too practical for your Development departments??

Aye yoooo….

I can say this with my whole chest, at my big age: The Barbie movie was so perfect to me 🥹

A mosquito got into the house last night and now my kid has *11* mosquito bites. Now I’m wondering exactly how many mosquitoes were in here or if that one bug was just an overachiever….

I’m on a flight, that’s finally landed after being delayed for 3 hours, in FLORIDA, and people keep getting up while the plane is still taxiing, making the crew have to stop and I’m at my wits end and may have to scream at some adult ass adults…

I’m stuck between what the hell did I just read, and ain’t no way that’s a real story from a nonfiction book that was published, that some people bought and has a movie. Ain’t no way….

Someone: ooh nice dres- Me: IT HAS POCKETS!!!!

The only hill I will probably die on is that teachers deserve the world…

Would really love folks to stop amplifying/bringing to my timeline people with truly harmful, shitty views. You’re giving them visibility and annoying me at the same damn time…

I’ve been up since 1:30 this morning and have to be at work today…

You know what…

cc: @allymalinenko.bsky.social

After spending an hour washing, conditioning and detangling my hair, I can understand why people decide to take clippers to their heads for a smooth shave. I’m exhausted…

I bought a air purifier for my home and for my office during the early pandemic months and I would have never guessed they would turn out to be my best purchases ever….

What’s the advice to help with apocalyptic air, itchy eyes? I’m struggling…

Resisting the urge to wear this T-shirt to work tomorrow..

Just realized the awful mom from Succession is also the awful mom on Ted Lasso. What a way to be typecast…

First garden baby strawberry of the season!

My least favorite New York personality is the performative parent on the subway. Do I need a full demonstration of how you parent Rose and Succulent at 8 am in a packed subway car? I assure you, I do not…

My most untrustworthy trait is that I don’t care for French fries. 🤷🏾‍♀️

My Mother’s Day gift was a hotel room in Manhattan by myself this weekend and I’m currently in the midst of being a City Girl/Tired Mom…

Caitlyn Jenner being an Ultimate TERF™️ is so wild….Not unexpected, but still wild..

A word…

Forgot to put my phone on dnd last night and got woken up this morning by relentless Mother’s Day texts, ruining the one thing I wanted for today which was to sleep in….

I’ve been using these goody spin pins since they came out around 2012 or so, and I concur, they are life changing especially for thick natural hair.

One of my favorite things to do as a parent is to introduce my little to different genres of music and artists. We have a bath time/post bath routine of singing alongs and post bath dance parties. Today was some Jackson five, Stevie Wonder and Aretha Franklin (specifically Ain’t No Way)..

Someone just emailed me to ask for my email address 😊

This morning’s soundtrack and stroll..

Being Caribbean means feeling sad and asking yourself if you’re actually sad or just being dramatic??

Took today off, as I should…

My favorite, good chaos agent @writtenbyhanna.bsky.social is here! It’s happening!!!

At this point I’m only going to the other site to see if any of my people are here yet, and to update my profile to point to here.. When the full contingent of Black Tw*tter that makes me belly laugh come over, I’ll be complete..

Scrolling and not running into ads every 2 business minutes is so refreshing…

re-skeet this post if you like Curb Your Enthusiasm

Where are all the Trinis on here?

Not y’all on here calling posts “skeets” 😂