My fiancee's birthday gift is getting in my water bottle of "juice" Wink wink #sizesky

Going to buy my partner a doll house and lock them in there They're too small to keep track of and I'm tired of accidentally stepping on them How can I torment them if they're used to my opening acts #sizesky

Might have to hire a plumber Everytime I take a bath sounds like there's some mousy screams ...can't seem to find the source #sizesky

stop hiding in the couch to get me to sit on you Whose going to bring me snacks if you're stuck under me @mythmaestro.bsky.social you pervert #sizesky

The cat just knocked one of my jars off the shelf ...enjoy the ride down :) I'm sure they'll have fun hunting you for sport as you run for your lives I know I'm entertained #sizesky

I like the way they scream when I squish them *Stomp stomp* So many bugs in my kitchen Tehe #sizesky

I've been introduced to new bugs to torture ...im gonna need more jars #sizesky

@mythmaestro.bsky.social Sometimes I read my fiancee's posts out loud when he's home so he can learn what shame feels like <3